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Old 10th September 2006, 00:48
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Captain Birdseye was supposed to be on a liquid diet as he was grossly overweight but he sneakily ate a piece of quiche when no one was looking.


employer; hunting; hexagonal
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Old 10th September 2006, 11:30
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i had to lift the tree,
in order to get my milkshake free.


spine, positives, chip-shop
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Old 10th September 2006, 14:27
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"There are plenty of positives to working in a chip-shop," I reassured my friend who was starting to develop curvature of the spine from bending over deep-fat fryers all day


lacking; cardigan; voyeurism
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Old 28th September 2006, 15:58
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Bill's experiences of voyeurism were a bit fruitless, as the naughtiest thing he saw was the woman next door lacking a cardigan.



audience; proofread; deodorant
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Old 16th October 2006, 13:13
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Nobody's playing games today, so reviving some forgotten ones!

When I proofread my daughter's essay, I was astounded to find she had spelt the words audience and deodorant incorrectly.


scrimp; plethora; booze
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Old 16th October 2006, 17:28
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when i realised i had plethora i scrimped some cash together to buy some booze.


digestives, craving, generally
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Old 16th October 2006, 17:37
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I generally have an uncontrollable craving for digestives at around 3pm.


substitute, house, oblong
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Old 16th October 2006, 23:17
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If only I could substitute my house for an oblong
apartment.

Lampshade, Dog, Apology
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Old 17th October 2006, 10:22
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My neighbour sent me a written apology after her dog destroyed my new lampshade.


gibber; companion; mademoiselle
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Old 17th October 2006, 16:38
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i turned to my companion and said why madamoiselle you dont half gibber on

christmas, suspenders, mistletoe
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Old 17th October 2006, 16:49
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At the Christmas party my female boss dressed in suspenders took me by the hand and kissed me under the mistletoe

bonfire, exorcism, party
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Old 17th October 2006, 17:00
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oo noah u saucy devil

my brother invited me to a bonfire party where the main event was an exorcism

gracious, madam, kinky
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Old 17th October 2006, 17:10
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Ha! Ha! Saucy me!!

'Oh Madam' I thought you were so gracious, but in fact you are frightfully kinky!!


appetite, legs, ignorant
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Old 18th October 2006, 12:43
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I knew an ignorant man who had an insatiable appetite for looking at ladies' legs.


retail; litter; friendship

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Old 18th October 2006, 14:59
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As I kicked the litter from under my feet I knew this friendship would only last as long as we pursued retail therapy

chainsaw, clown, shopping centre
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Old 18th October 2006, 15:04
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The evil clown with the chainsaw went on a killing spree in a shopping centre..

bubbles, mouse, chocolate
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Old 18th October 2006, 15:28
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Bubbles the mouse ventured out of his hidey-hole as he saw some tempting chocolate crumbs under the kitchen table.

paganism; soapbox; horseshoe
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Old 27th October 2006, 10:50
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I wish to speak about Paganism on a soapbox whilst holding a horseshoe for good luck.

Vanity, travel, earwig
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Old 27th October 2006, 19:13
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I opened my vanity case whilst preparing to travel down south on a visit to my sister but was horrified to find an earwig inside!

motley; son-in-law; rubber
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Old 28th October 2006, 01:57
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My motley son-in-law found that the rubber on his car`s tyres was dangerously worn.

cat;sink;wine
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Old 28th October 2006, 09:50
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I poured my boyfriend's wine down the sink as I thought he had had too much to drink and blamed the cat, saying that Tiddles had knocked it off the table.

messy; bookie; mistrustful
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Old 2nd November 2006, 16:21
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A rather messy looking man walked into his local bookie but they refused to allow him to remain in the building as he looked extreamly mistrustful


SKIP, TURKEY-LEG, POST-IT-NOTE.
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Old 2nd November 2006, 19:33
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I stuck a post-it-note on the turkey-leg to remind me to cook it before it went off so I wouldn't have to throw it in the skip.

uncharacteristically; butterfingers; vitality
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Old 18th November 2006, 22:30
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My daughter is normaly full of vitality but on this one day she was uncharacteristically acting like a right butterfingers.

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Old 22nd November 2006, 01:39
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When I pulled the plug out of the bath my spine went all tingly as if a staple had become lodged in it.

dreadlocks; sponsor; acrobat
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Old 22nd November 2006, 09:14
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The other morning I was rudely awoken by someone kncking on my front door. I was someone asking me if I could sponsor a local acrobat who intended to do their show useing a mans dreadlocks insted of the trapeeze


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Old 23rd November 2006, 01:57
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I accidentally knocked a basket of fruit and a glass coaster off my coffee table whilst attempting to dust it.

splutter; toad; disarm
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Old 25th November 2006, 06:34
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when i was in the TA we were told that in order to DISARM a shotgun, we were to jam a TOAD in the end and wait for it to go SPLUTTER.


KEG, WATERCOLOUR, CRUMB
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Old 25th November 2006, 06:52
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After drinking a whole KEG, my WATERCOLOUR painting was crap, - oh CRUMBs!

SNIFF, GHOST, MULLET.
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Old 26th November 2006, 01:49
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After a sniff of a potent hallucinatory drug I fancied I saw an unhappy ghost sporting a mullet.


cherubic; wasn't; immensity
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