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[Wheelie Bin Bird]

I shall refrain from the aformentiond ramblings of the 'cockney' chef
I'm a good girl I am




Honest

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

^^ I'm like that with decaf coffee.

I think I need to move my dogs bed into the girls shower, she sleeps in there all the time now for some REALLY strange reason
As long as shes happy I 'spose, they don't use their shower just keep nicking ours-Little gits

[Ruby1]

Originally Posted by Mouse

If you've got a Playstation and some exotic tobacco in that house Walnut we got a party going on

Yay that sounds superfunkaroo mr mousey and miss tiger can come too if she promises to stop eating all me furniture


*has visions of Katies dawggy singing with a soapy loafa and a pope on a rope*

[marbles]

pip pip

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

Originally Posted by Walnut

Yay that sounds superfunkaroo mr mousey and miss tiger can come too if she promises to stop eating all me furniture


*has visions of Katies dawggy singing with a soapy loafa and a pope on a rope*

[marbles]

I'm lurking with a vengeance ooo, it's making me feel all clammy and dirty

[Oatmeal]

The difference between adults and children?

Ambivalence.

Ambivalence makes adults resort to acting. If they can't get comfortable with the acting they resort to habits.

[IAMNC]

Los Abandoned have broken up. Poop. Another band I love hits the dirt

[weird_or_not?]

Im not sure why but this makes me laugh everytime

[weird_or_not?]

[Peab]

Originally Posted by weird_or_not?

Im not sure why but this makes me laugh everytime

Laughed my buttocks far away, at that!

[wuskins]

I have procisely 24 and a half zits on me face it's a game now i can hear Jim Bowen offering me half a speed boat for a squeeze and i never learnt to spell prosicely proper cause i is poor

[marbles]

My left eyelid has begun twitching of its own accord. I feel a right freak and it's annoying

[gonemad]

ive been eating toast......thought id share that.

[weird_or_not?]

i just had cream cheese and smoked salmon! yum yum (i haven't eaten since yeaterday morn! blinking coldysorethroatthing)

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

I keep thinking it's Friday

[Winnie57]

I am hungry - my 'little boy' went for a work experience interview today at Curry's but haven't seen him yet.

[marbles]

I've just eaten a large Domino's pizza and a chicken combo...because I'm worth it :rolleyes:

[IAMNC]

if you overbalance you fall over, so what happens if you underbalance?

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

currently pissed off only got half my quoter of fags, the cafe was out and we have none in the house, Looks like the kids are in for an interesting day tomorrow

[T]

hohamogosalaaaaaaa

[Kevin Hodge]

i depise spies who tell lies about the thighs of roni size
its no surprise (about the size of the thighs of roni size) when you surmise how many pies he tries
no matter how many ties roni size buys he always cries when they won't fit due his (or their?) size
if he left some pies on the plate, his weight might abate and we'd all see him deflate
if only roni size didn't prize all things phat.
this is what his physique has subconsciously come to
reprazent.

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

sounds like my doors are going to blow in in some weird 'wizard of oz' thing :eek:

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

^^ embrace the gay!!


My arse hip and leg is burning

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

eating nuked pizza
pizza coverd in chilies
it's painfull

[Arsinal]

feeling on the brink of stability. and to be honest, it's exciting

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

I have a nice cold uncomfortable sofa to look forward to when I want to go to sleep.
I'm such a lucky bunny

[IAMNC]

our kettle smells like its burning every time it boils

[W!llow]

No I'm always amazed at how excited people get at the idea of seeing the queen. No offence to her. Although out of pure nosiness I might hang around to be bored if it was really going to happen.

[wuskins]

I remember meeting old queeny once, alls i can recall is my brother Peab tantruming that he wanted sweeties i wouldn't mind but he were 18 at the time