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Professor Willow · #**19111** 5th July 2018, 10:19

I suppose that one day we will finally get to the bottom of what is actually wrong with my digestive system

hellotiger · #**19112** 5th July 2018, 18:00

I got some white tiger balm today to help with my headaches. I think regular tiger balm does too but this is extra mentholly. It says it's for the relief of headaches, pains, bites etc and flatulance. And I'm thinking how the **** does it help flatulance? Do I rub it on my bum hole? Won't that just make my farts minty fresh?

kirbycrackle · #**19113** 5th July 2018, 18:04

^ could you spare some? My bums in tatters today :0

Just watched a crow fight out the window, as you do, the crow getting a good ground and pound put on it made a really freaky noise I've never heard before...

hellotiger · #**19114** 5th July 2018, 18:14

They've missed a trick there. Marketing it for when you've got a hot bum hole.

kirbycrackle · #**19115** 5th July 2018, 19:18

^ ha.

Can we shoot all these dullards who relish saying the word 'brexit' over and over. Shut up you boring minge!

Rocket Spud · #**19116** 5th July 2018, 19:36

Ta, Bix

Life must go on, eh. I wouldn't be surprised if they did it all again next year!

D'you know what's really weird though, ealier on in the day, on my delivery round, someone told me how they were trying to 'train' crows in their backgarden to be more tame. This idea stuck with me until i youtubed a views clips when i got back home. Obviously, one thing leads to another and it weren't long before i had spent the best part of an hour looking at youtubers rearing various baby chicks they had come across in distress, etc..... I can't help thinking those chicks were probably on their last legs whilst i was doing this

Rocket Spud · #**19117** 5th July 2018, 20:02

Hahaha, tut-tut, so so inappropriate

Yeah, you're probably right, it might've been a lost cause anyway. Like, they may have been in poor health for days with heat exhaustion/whatever. They're in the compost now so .... it's too late to try mouth-to-mouth!

Your mum is one of my favourite non-sauk non-members.

Toxic · #**19118** 5th July 2018, 21:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1662

I suppose that one day we will finally get to the bottom of what is actually wrong with my digestive system

Dont let a big tall bloke stick a camera up your arse

It doesnt fix anything!

kirbycrackle · #**19119** 5th July 2018, 21:24

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Originally Posted by biscuits

She's taken, spud. BACK OFF.

:p

Can I borrow her to watch Star Wars films with? I'll send her right back I promise!

what am I on about...

kirbycrackle · #**19120** 5th July 2018, 21:40

^ no sausage, on my honour!

What's she into? M & m's, chocolate raisins, nachos? Maybe you could chaperone in the back ? Haha.

Silent Ninja · #**19121** 5th July 2018, 21:46

That my life is really crap.

Professor Willow · #**19122** 6th July 2018, 22:30

Why does no-one use the SAUK Facebook group anymore?
No posts for almost a year

anxiouslondoner · #**19123** 6th July 2018, 23:20

^^ SA + Facebook. Not a good combination.

Dougella · #**19124** 6th July 2018, 23:53

^^^ I was wondering that, I thought everyone must have moved on to some other page where I wasn't welcome

Chess&Junkfood · #**19125** 7th July 2018, 00:53

^^^^
FB and SA has never been a good match for me. Darn pesky SA and FB. If I had a virtual fist I***8217;d shake it. Although I wouldn***8217;t necessarily shake my virtual fist at SA and FB per se. It***8217;s just that I like the thought of shaking my virtual fist in general....

What***8217;s my point again?

Oh yeah, SA and FB. On second thoughts, I think I typed in haste. What I meant to say is that I think it would be beneficial for members to join the SAUK FB page. You could even say I am endorsing the SAUK FB page. Although I***8217;m not entirely sure how much influence my name carries on this forum. After all, it***8217;s not like I***8217;m one of those famous celebrities, who are able to influence millions of people, so that those people can buy products that they didn***8217;t even know they wanted to buy in the first place. I myself have been susceptible to those celebrity endorsements. I still don***8217;t know why I purchased those tena pads. But anyway, my point being is that a support forum like this one could do with an upsurge in members. Then maybe that could filter down to an increase in SAUK FB members. So I would like to address my comments to the guest members of this site:

Brothers and Sisters of SAUK

I hope that you are having a good evening, morning, or afternoon, depending on what time you are reading this post. Now I***8217;m sure some of you have been thinking about joining this site, but maybe you have talked yourself out of it. Which is why you need to give yourself a pep talk and remind yourself that you are just as important as anyone else on this planet. That of course includes guest members who haven't thought about joining this site. So when you feel ready, click on that SAUK sign up page and we can then march on the streets and......

Sorry, that last part was the wrong speech. What I meant to say is that joining this site will be a positive step for you. You will also be able to chat with members who can offer you support and advice. So don***8217;t delay, sign up today and tell them that Chess&Junkfood sent you.

This endorsement post was brought to you by Chess&Junkfood

Indigo_ · #**19126** 7th July 2018, 08:40

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Originally Posted by Chess&Junkfood

^^^^
But anyway, my point being is that a support forum like this one could do with an upsurge in members. Then maybe that could filter down to an increase in SAUK FB members.

You're not looking for a job are you?

AireleeBray · #**19127** 7th July 2018, 09:12

i didnt know there was a fb page related to this site. im worried about joining any pages because my 'friends' will be notified. though i dont know why i care

Oddity · #**19128** 7th July 2018, 09:32

I was not aware of that either

Chess&Junkfood · #**19129** 7th July 2018, 11:31

^^^
The title of this post will be:

It’s not you, it’s me.....

First of all I think you are a fantastic moderator. If the fictional Tinker Bell was real, then she could only dream of being half of the Tink(er Bell) you are. Which is why it‘s difficult for me to say this, but unfortunately I must decline your kind consideration. But someone as great as you won’t have any problems finding someone else for this role. Although I feel like I owe you a more elaborate explanation:

Now I’m sure a lot of us have seen Len advertising Farmfoods products.

Len to me is a perfect example of what a good spokesman is all about. He dresses well. Looks quite dapper if you ask me. He even mentions how tasty those Farmfoods product actually are. Which just goes to show how talented he really is. But alas, I’m no Len Goodman.

This Ladies and Gentlemen is who I really am:

So as you can see, I’m no Len Goodman. In fact, I couldn’t hold a candle to Len Goodman. Although I could probably hold a novelty candle next to Len Goodman, but not a candle that I think is needed for the role that a Len Goodman could do.

Indigo_ · #**19130** 7th July 2018, 12:00

^ So what you're saying is I should offer Len Goodman the role of social media mod? Interesting

Chess&Junkfood · #**19131** 7th July 2018, 12:58

^
Exactly! And better still, David Hasselhoff is now the new Farmfoods spokesman. So I would imagine that Len is now looking for a new role. Although I would also imagine that the Farmfoods company were incentivising Len with all you can eat Farmfoods products. Which might also explain why he’s no longer their spokesman. But it still might be a challenge for SAUK to match that sort of incentive. So maybe it’s best that you don't pin all of your hopes on Len after all. But I’m sure someone of Len’s calibre will come forward one day.

Professor Willow · #**19132** 7th July 2018, 16:44

Things I shouldn't be thinking about

Indigo_ · #**19133** 7th July 2018, 18:31

SAUK's Facebook page is pretty much non-existent. To my knowledge, no current/active mod has the login details for it

Professor Willow · #**19134** 7th July 2018, 18:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus

I wish England would play more often, Tesco was almost empty.

I went into town while the football was on and apart from the people in the pubs the streets and shops were empty - bliss!

Professor Willow · #**19135** 7th July 2018, 21:02

That the biggest pain in the arse with communicating online is not being able to judge the way something is being said and not being able to see the other person's reaction to what you have just said.
It's particularly difficult when it comes to jokes or anything emotional

slrrrrp · #**19136** 7th July 2018, 23:57

Without going into detail, I hate it when people say they are "just saying how they feel" after saying really annoying things as if that makes it ok.

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Kevin Hodge · #**19137** 8th July 2018, 11:20

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Originally Posted by Freyja

Wondering who's deleting my posts and why there's no explanation in a PM. Tyranny.

Thats odd, i haven't seen you post anything nasty, except music of course ;L

Kevin Hodge · #**19138** 8th July 2018, 12:06

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Originally Posted by Freyja

^ They can handle 2 guys beating the shit out of each other but not talk about butts? xD I don't even know what the other was that got deleted.

mods don't squat, confirmed

Dougella · #**19139** 8th July 2018, 14:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by slrrrrp

Without going into detail, I hate it when people say they are "just saying how they feel" after saying really annoying things as if that makes it ok.

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Indeed. Just because someone feels or thinks something doesn't mean they have to say it, particularly if it's hurtful to someone else.

Indigo_ · #**19140** 8th July 2018, 17:58

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Originally Posted by Freyja

Wondering who's deleting my posts and why there's no explanation in a PM. Tyranny.

We haven't specifically deleted any of your posts

From time to time members ask for all of their posts to be deleted and that includes threads. Any posts you have made in threads which the OP wanted deleted will have been deleted too.