Cheesy Chat up lines thread...

#1 21st August 2006, 16:45

As the thread suggests, post a chat up line you've heard of or even had the misfortune to use or being on the receiving end of one !!!!

...what do you say we go back to my room and do some maths: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply !!!!

#2 21st August 2006, 16:52

How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

Wheelie Bin Bird · #3 21st August 2006, 16:52

lol thats poor, yey extreamly funny!!

#4 21st August 2006, 16:54

Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
No.
Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

#5 21st August 2006, 16:59

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Wheelie Bin Bird · #6 21st August 2006, 17:00

#7 21st August 2006, 17:03

"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night."

:D

#8 21st August 2006, 17:04

"Gifted as I am, with beauty that no other man on earth can rival......., it is my hideous destiny to be madly loved at first sight by every woman I come across.
.................................................. ...................well???????"

#9 21st August 2006, 17:08

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

Wheelie Bin Bird · #10 21st August 2006, 17:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by aidan

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

i like that one!

#11 21st August 2006, 17:18

"If I told you, "you have a great body", would you hold it against me....???"

Wheelie Bin Bird · #12 21st August 2006, 17:22

can i just jump in and ask, have any of you here ever actually used any of these on a woman, and if so what was the outcome?

Occultus · #13 21st August 2006, 17:23

*Slap*

#14 21st August 2006, 17:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by kate

can i just jump in and ask, have any of you here ever actually used any of these on a woman, and if so what was the outcome?

never
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

#15 21st August 2006, 17:31

How would you like your eggs in the morning?......
Unfertilised please

#16 21st August 2006, 17:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muffin Head

How would you like your eggs in the morning?......
Unfertilised please

scrambled or fertilised

#17 21st August 2006, 17:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by kate

can i just jump in and ask, have any of you here ever actually used any of these on a woman, and if so what was the outcome?

Let's reverse the question. If someone had used one of these on YOU, what would YOU do!???

Wheelie Bin Bird · #18 21st August 2006, 17:33

Laugh and laugh some more,

#19 21st August 2006, 17:36

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

#20 21st August 2006, 17:42

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.

#21 21st August 2006, 17:53

Not really a funny one but once in a nightclub i was asked "hey love do you wanna come feel my false leg" thought he was being a bit fruity with me but infact it turned out he really did have a false leg. Hmmm!

#22 21st August 2006, 18:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby1

Not really a funny one but once in a nightclub i was asked "hey love do you wanna come feel my false leg" thought he was being a bit fruity with me but infact it turned out he really did have a false leg. Hmmm!

did you ask him to feel your false teeth?:D

#23 21st August 2006, 18:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by aidan

did you ask him to feel your false teeth?:D

:D ooh he felt them alright

#24 21st August 2006, 18:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruby1

:D ooh he felt them alright

you hanimal!

Wheelie Bin Bird · #25 21st August 2006, 18:22

i'm sad i've never been subjected to a cheesey chat up line.
they either just ask me out straight or they don't
i'm going to sit in the corner and cry now

Paul · #26 21st August 2006, 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by kate

i'm sad i've never been subjected to a cheesey chat up line.
they either just ask me out straight or they don't
i'm going to sit in the corner and cry now

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?....Ooh sh..:embarass:

Wheelie Bin Bird · #27 21st August 2006, 18:49

sweet!!

Freespirit · #28 21st August 2006, 18:52

i'll give you 50 quid for the night

Winnie57 · #29 21st August 2006, 19:40

I've been walking home from work and a car stopped and the person inside asked if I wanted a ride. Is that a chat-up line?

#30 21st August 2006, 20:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winnie57

I've been walking home from work and a car stopped and the person inside asked if I wanted a ride. Is that a chat-up line?

are you sure it wasn't a taxi cab?