answer with the lyrics of a song

[humourlessness]

How did you meet her?

[humourlessness]

She was married when we first met, soon to be divorced.
Helped her out of a jam I guess,
But I used a little too much force..




What's your mother's name?

[humourlessness]

G.L.O.R.I.A. Gloria





Are you a heavy drinker?

[humourlessness]

They want me to go to Rehab. but I said.......



How do you feel right now?

[Tamara]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel witty and pretty and gay
and I pity any girl who isnt me today.....

what did you last imbibe?

[humourlessness]

The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert.


How would you describe your ideal partner?

[humourlessness]

I like the way you move!


How many days until Christmas?

[Winnie57]

And there's a couple of hundred
Think they're Christopher Columbus

What do you think of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee?

[Tamara]

Its a celebration .

do you walk far??

[Winnie57]

These boots were made for walking


What do you think you'll be doing in five years time?

[Tamara]

God only knows what Id do without you.

Is there rain where you are?

[endgame]

The sun is out - the sky is blue
there***8217;s not a cloud to spoil the view
but it***8217;s raining - raining in my heart


What's your favourite biscuit?

[Winnie57]

Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

How will you spend your day tomorrow?

[Oatmeal]

I sit around and watch the tube but nothin's on
I change the channels for an hour or two.

What will you be wearing when you next go outside?

[endgame]

A Teeny Weeny Polka Dot Bikini


What did you have for breakfast?

[Winnie57]

A cup of cold coffee and a piece of cake

Where do you want to go on holiday?

[Muse]

Hotel California

How should I travel there?

[mattyr88]

man, i feel like a woman.

have you needed someone so bad???

[Ryjo]

I love you so much it makes me sick.

Why do you behave the way you do?

[Gog]

"I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed."


What's the weather like tomorrow?

[Gog]

""Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life."


What is your favourite food?

[ZooWeeMama]

Prawn cocktail black forest gateau
Eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco



Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp?

[wozza1]

Postman Pat Postman Pat an his black an white cat



what happened next?

[endgame]

Som-bre-ro 'ver the rainbow


What did you eat for dinner?

[Ryjo]

Hash browns and bacon strips.

How did you get that scar?

[endgame]

Whilst I was ...

Putting on my top hat,
tying up my white tie,
brushing up my tails.

Whats your favourite internal organ, not counting the heart?

[sully]

My brain says I'm receiving pain
A lack of oxygen
From my life support
My iron lung

Hows you feeling today?

[Azalea]

I'm all cried out
You took a whole lot of loving
For a handful of nothing
(All cried out)

Where is your favourite place?

[Winnie57]

On Ilkla Moor baht 'at

What would you like for your birthday?

[kalyfician]

Money.
Money...
Lie for it
Spy for it
Kill for it
Die for it

What is your favourite possession