Corrupt a Wish

[Sunshine Recorder]

Granted, but they are actually a reptile, instead of human.

I wish I was awesome at Poker.

[Winnie57]

Granted but you are so good you are kidnapped by a corrupt gang and forced to play poker to boost their funds whilst they keep you locked up in a dark room with no entertainment and only basic sustenance except when they let you out to play poker for them.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work on Monday.

[Z.]

Granted. But they are man boobs

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper.

[greenman]

Granted physically you dont exist, but you virtually exist on the SAUK forum for ever.....................

I wish I was a successful business man

[greenman]

You do but find that you become very isolated, theres nothing to do or eat and the atmosphere is awful.

I wish I could go on an African safari and take photos

[Silent Ninja]

Granted but you don't see any animals.


I wish I had super powers.

[umm]

Zzap. You have the power of flight, super strength, invisibility, the ability to read minds - but your conscience tells you you'll go to hell if you use them.

I wish I had three unlimited wishes rather than just the one.

[Focused]

Granted, but you have to give two of them away to the two people you hate most in the world.

I wish I was immortal

[Davidw87]

Granted, you can never die but you still age and your injuries never heal.

I wish I could explore the universe.

[Sunshine Recorder]

Granted, but you'll get lost, and never find Earth again. Ever.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

[greenman]

Granted but you just lost it gambling at the casino!

I wish I was a wize owl

[Gog]

Granted but as you cant speak human everyone just hears you twit ter woo and thinks you are just a twit.


I wish I could free eastern Ukraine from Russian Domination.

[Silent Ninja]

Granted but IS take over.


I wish I could be cryogenically frozen until the world is a nicer better place.

[Gog]

Granted but you emerge to a world long extinct of all human life and run entirely by large humanoid gerbils who probe you and make you run around in huge wheels.


I wish I could eat cake for ever without getting sick or fat.

[Sunshine Recorder]

Granted, but all cake now tastes disgusting to you.

I wish I could fly a helicopter.

[Gog]

Granted but Noel Edmonds is the co-pilot and he annoys the crap out of you.



I wish I could be an internationally famous violinist.

[greenman]

Granted you are now Vanessa Mae, but shes now taken up skiing!!

I wish I lived in the Seychelles

[Silent Ninja]

The Genie misheard you and you now live in a seashell.


I wish I didn't have crooked teeth.

[Silent Ninja]

Originally Posted by multiple miggs

^ granted but now you have none.

Saw that coming, but only after I'd hit Submit Reply

[Silent Ninja]

^^ Granted you're now Jonathan King.


I wish I had a magic sword and a dragon.

[Sunshine Recorder]

Granted, but the sword is blunt, and the dragon is a small bearded dragon.

I wish I was popular enough for every one of my birthdays to be celebrated like it's a big event.

[greenman]

Granted but now every birthday you are pictured all over facebook and social media wearing nothing but your Birthday Suit!

I wish I lived in a warmer climate.

[chrisv]

Congratulations you did but its colder now

I wish I could have vindaloo every day

[Ryjo]

Granted, but as you will be eating so much vindaloo, you will be in for some trouble whenever you're 'indaloo'.

I wish I was a mathematical genius.

[Cheshire Cat]

Granted, but now your days are numbered.

I wish my cat was more affectionate

[Sunshine Recorder]

Granted, but your cat is now more affectionate towards everyone else, but not you!

I wish I was more charismatic!