Limericks game - Page 3

Winnie57 · #61 17th September 2010, 13:56

A lovely young lady from Chile
When in England met a young man called Willie

pigstar · #62 20th September 2010, 02:17

they went to the beach

Mr. Nobody · #63 20th September 2010, 12:54

A lovely young lady from Chile
When in England met a young man called Willie
they went to the beach
he asked "can you reach"?

Billyonastick · #64 1st October 2010, 22:43

A lovely young lady from Chile
When In England met a young man called Willie
They went to a beach
He asked "can you reach"
My penis or will you feel silly?

Sorry about that but It rhymes.

Billyonastick · #65 1st October 2010, 22:44

A hairy old man called Joe

pigstar · #66 2nd October 2010, 11:54

once decided to Denmark he'd go.

Winnie57 · #67 3rd October 2010, 14:23

A hairy old man called Joe
Once decided to Denmark he'd go
He wanted to see

sully · #68 6th October 2010, 19:58

A hairy old man called Joe
Once decided to Denmark he'd go
He wanted to see
someone as hairy as he

elvira34 · #69 24th October 2010, 20:24

Who always wanted to itch

dlm026 · #70 26th October 2010, 01:12

There was a young man from Ipswich
Who always wanted to itch
He scratched away
Till his nails went astray

Billyonastick · #71 2nd November 2010, 01:48

There was a young man from Ipswich
Who always wanted to itch
He sratched away
Till his nails went astray
And he ended up marrying a rich bitch

Billyonastick · #72 2nd November 2010, 01:49

A little old lady from Kent

Winnie57 · #73 2nd November 2010, 21:20

A little old lady from Kent
Was becoming increasingly bent

Puppet · #74 3rd November 2010, 00:05

A little old lady from Kent
Was becoming increasingly bent
So she tried to exercise

VeryQuietGuy · #75 3rd November 2010, 14:21

There was a young woman from Ealing

Winnie57 · #76 4th November 2010, 14:36

Sorry VQG - we haven't finished the last one yet.

A little old lady from Kent
Was becoming increasingly bent
So she tried to exercise
But this was most unwise

Mr_Bean · #77 12th December 2010, 10:13

A little old lady from Kent
Was becoming increasingly bent
So she tried to exercise
But this was most unwise
For she created a massive dent.
Which was not as she meant.

Mr_Bean · #78 12th December 2010, 10:14

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who tried to touch the ceiling

Winnie57 · #79 12th December 2010, 13:58

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who tried to touch the ceiling
But when up she stretched

Oatmeal · #80 15th December 2010, 00:07

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who tried to touch the ceiling
But when up she stretched
She felt oh so wretched

Winnie57 · #81 18th December 2010, 23:25

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who tried to touch the ceiling
But when up she stretched
She felt oh so wretched
And had to go for some spiritual healing

Mr_Bean · #82 19th December 2010, 17:44

There was a young guy stuck on Venus..

Winnie57 · #83 21st December 2010, 00:11

There was a young guy stuck on Venus..
And he terribly missed England's greenness

Mr_Bean · #84 21st December 2010, 09:46

:D haha

There was a young guy stuck on Venus..
And he terribly missed England's greenness
So he decided to be silly
With disdain from ol' Winnie
And did an almighty big poo.

(completed for limericky brilliance)

Mr_Bean · #85 21st December 2010, 23:07

There was a man from South Ham,

Winnie57 · #86 22nd December 2010, 17:39

Your last line didn't rhyme

There was a man from South Ham,
Who went for a ride on a tram

Boc11 · #87 22nd December 2010, 18:27

He went off the rails

Mr_Bean · #88 23rd December 2010, 11:24

Quote:

Your last line didn't rhyme

:o didn't think the last line needed to. But I think I'm probably wrong.

There was a man from South Ham,
Who went for a ride on a tram
He went off the rails
And set forth his sails.

Mr_Bean · #89 26th December 2010, 10:18

There was a month called December,

Terence · #90 26th December 2010, 14:18

There was a month called December
A month I hardly remember