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Ask a member of staff if the Pot Noodles are organic
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#62
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8 - Get in your trolley and play Army tanks against an old woman's trolley.
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#63
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9 - Eat the grapes to "test" them...I'm amazed when people do that, how is that not theft?
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#64
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10 things you shouldn't say or do - when you're at a public swimming pool.
1) Get in the kiddies pool wearing a mankini. |
#65
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2) Thats a nice package you got... kid.
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#66
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3) Blow ass thinking its safe, then remembering you're not in the jaccuzi section.
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#67
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4.
To the fat swimmers... Swimming doesn't make you slim... look at Whales |
#68
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.5stand at the edge pissing into the pool while asking a yummy mummy for her phone number
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#69
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6. I'm not pissing in the pool... I'm pissing into the pool. There's a difference.
Location, location, location. |
#71
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2.
Whats that? Its a rinser. Get rid of it. |
#72
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4. Would I need planning permission to install my bondage swing?
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#73
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5.start spraying each wall you pass with the name of the colour your gonna paint it if you get the house.
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#74
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6. Strip off and climb into bed.
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#75
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10.
- "Only house trained pets are allowed, im afraid." - "Don't worry, my dog is fully trained........... to kill.... .......indiscriminately". |
#76
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10 things you shouldnt say when taking afternoon tea with the queen.=1 wheres your shitter love im bursting(belch)
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#78
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take a sip look up and say.so your all german then.
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#79
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number.2***8593;
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#80
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4. "So is it true what Frankie boyle said about your pussy? Is it really that old it's haunted?"
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#82
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6. Beat the Queen and her family to death with a prawn & avocado baguette to claim the throne as the new ruler of Britain!
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#83
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
7=do a handstand getting prince phil to hold your ankles.you start farting the national anthem get halfway through your performance.and shit your pants you get to your feet run and jump out a window.
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#84
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8= So Queeny babes i hear you dont speak to the mentally ill?
(appently queen elizabeth likes to keep away from her mentally ill relatives i saw it on TV documentary) |
#85
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9. So do you regret having Diana and Dodi whacked?
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#86
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10=hope your heart gets better phil.
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#87
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
Give "Aslan" a cuddle
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#88
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
7 - p,p,pick up a penguin.
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#89
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
9. Race the Zebra's...... just to see how fast a zebra have to run before it looks grey
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#90
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10=unlock all doors gates etc,start jumping around shouting your free.punch the air saying animal power baby.
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