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  #61  
Old 13th December 2011, 14:38
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Ask a member of staff if the Pot Noodles are organic
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Old 13th December 2011, 19:08
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8 - Get in your trolley and play Army tanks against an old woman's trolley.
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Old 13th December 2011, 19:34
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9 - Eat the grapes to "test" them...I'm amazed when people do that, how is that not theft?
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Old 13th December 2011, 23:42
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10 things you shouldn't say or do - when you're at a public swimming pool.

1) Get in the kiddies pool wearing a mankini.
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Old 13th December 2011, 23:45
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2) Thats a nice package you got... kid.
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Old 14th December 2011, 00:05
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3) Blow ass thinking its safe, then remembering you're not in the jaccuzi section.
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Old 14th December 2011, 00:15
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4.
To the fat swimmers...


Swimming doesn't make you slim... look at Whales
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Old 14th December 2011, 11:01
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.5stand at the edge pissing into the pool while asking a yummy mummy for her phone number
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Old 14th December 2011, 11:41
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6. I'm not pissing in the pool... I'm pissing into the pool. There's a difference.

Location, location, location.
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Old 14th December 2011, 22:19
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8.drop a snickers in the pool
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Old 15th December 2011, 18:49
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2.

Whats that?

Its a rinser.


Get rid of it.
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Old 15th December 2011, 19:25
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4. Would I need planning permission to install my bondage swing?
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Old 15th December 2011, 19:47
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5.start spraying each wall you pass with the name of the colour your gonna paint it if you get the house.
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Old 15th December 2011, 20:37
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6. Strip off and climb into bed.
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Old 22nd December 2011, 15:29
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10.

- "Only house trained pets are allowed, im afraid."

- "Don't worry, my dog is fully trained...........
to kill....
.......indiscriminately".
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Old 22nd December 2011, 17:46
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10 things you shouldnt say when taking afternoon tea with the queen.=1 wheres your shitter love im bursting(belch)
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Old 22nd December 2011, 18:03
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2. Ask her how her cousin Katherine is doing in the insane asylum (she wouldn't know).
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Old 22nd December 2011, 18:09
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take a sip look up and say.so your all german then.
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Old 22nd December 2011, 18:09
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Old 22nd December 2011, 18:16
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4. "So is it true what Frankie boyle said about your pussy? Is it really that old it's haunted?"
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Old 22nd December 2011, 19:21
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5. "Would did you think of the royal wedding?, bit of a waste of money wasnt it?"
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Old 22nd December 2011, 20:24
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6. Beat the Queen and her family to death with a prawn & avocado baguette to claim the throne as the new ruler of Britain!
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Old 23rd December 2011, 16:35
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7=do a handstand getting prince phil to hold your ankles.you start farting the national anthem get halfway through your performance.and shit your pants you get to your feet run and jump out a window.
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Old 23rd December 2011, 17:04
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8= So Queeny babes i hear you dont speak to the mentally ill?


(appently queen elizabeth likes to keep away from her mentally ill relatives i saw it on TV documentary)
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Old 23rd December 2011, 17:06
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9. So do you regret having Diana and Dodi whacked?
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Old 24th December 2011, 12:56
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10=hope your heart gets better phil.
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Old 24th December 2011, 22:48
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Give "Aslan" a cuddle
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Old 1st January 2012, 09:34
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7 - p,p,pick up a penguin.
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Old 1st January 2012, 20:06
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9. Race the Zebra's...... just to see how fast a zebra have to run before it looks grey
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Old 6th January 2012, 17:40
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10=unlock all doors gates etc,start jumping around shouting your free.punch the air saying animal power baby.
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