Post your random crap here (17)

[Caribou]

Originally Posted by LionInAComa

[Caribou]

JJ, your PM box is full.

[JS]

That's because im too popular and canny keep up with deleting my messeges

Try now.

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

... 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's David Cameron's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'We are using it as a ceiling fan. ***8216;

[Alf in Pog Form]

[black_mamba]

Originally Posted by JackNicholson

I'm in tears laughing here.

[Reasonable Doubt]

[Flowerbomb]

^

^ i think the mods aren't sure if it's spam or random crap otherwise it would have vanished normally by now.

looks like some one advertising there services at repairing air con units with contact details in thailand or similar.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by beptunhat

(spam post removed)

inugrod thun i tak tak. murwith siek sie perra? $299-$499? ...$29999?


eniguran boregwan hoomisch

[LionInAComa]

[!>Y\e5l-%h-NMw>cH]

Originally Posted by BFG

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

... 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's David Cameron's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'We are using it as a ceiling fan. ‘

[Appear]

^ I'm crying

'I want you to caress me like a tropical priest'

At least he's given is own interpretation of the song and his moves are pretty much there. It's a yes from me.

[Amber Fyre]

Just received this e-mail message at work:

Hello Sir/Madam
My name is John Gillan Working with William & Son Ltd and I do understand that you handle some Saddles. I will like to see the Model that you have and prices range On each. I will also like to know if Credit Card is accepted as a form of payment. Thank you

Best Regards
John Gillan

Note: I do not work for a company that sells any type of Saddle. Strangest spam message ever??

[Appear]

The name of the air cushions (w)rapping a delivery we got at work today made me chuckle:



Not quite as good as this that was pointed out to me a while back:



^Schindler's Lift - they're everywhere as well!

[Appear]

^ Haha, it was pointed out to me by a guy I once had to escort from reception to his interview in a previous job. Way to break the awkward lift silence; I was impressed!

....he didn't get the job though unfortunately

[Mental Elf]

Homebrew cider made from eatting apples crab apples and some pears added a little ginger also just have to wait for it to ferment out the next 12 days or so and then can leave it to mature! might be ready for Christmas!

[hellotiger]

^That sounds yummy

[MLP James]

^Really? Looks pretty gross to me....

[hellotiger]

^Sounds yummy. Apples, pears and ginger oh my!

[!>Y\e5l-%h-NMw>cH]

It sounds and looks good.

I've been without lovely cider for 4 day's and shall be sucking bottles of the stuff dry again tomorrow.

I wonder if Logic would send me a sample bottle when it's ready?

I would pay, of course.

[MLP James]

^^Nah, not really for me, besides, it's alcoholic, alcohol does bad things, best avoided.

[hellotiger]

^You say that but you've never been drinking with me


I can't believe this child came from my sister

[AnathemA]

Was looking at the washing instructions on some trousers and noticed that they say 'Keep away from fire'. That is excellent advice.

[Omar Little]

Originally Posted by hellotiger

^You say that but you've never been drinking with me


I can't believe this child came from my sister

She sounds like Harris.

[JS]

@ Lee - Heeeheeeheee

Sent it to the ex, they don't know what there missing! lawl

[Caribou]

^

[MLP James]

'Post your rand crap here'? Looks like somebody done goofed.

(How long has that been like that?)

[David K]

Haha, how odd. It wasn't like that last night. I'll fix it.

[hellotiger]

Love that film