Shit/pointless tat you've bought

[Bob Garside]

Mine's a Ricky Gervais keyring from a dying shop. Such a waste of battery. I did a vid of it, but the quality is primitive mobile phone, and it's horrendous:

It's an obscenely decadent piece of shit, and I paid 20p for it. It's not funny in any way, yet the build of the thing is quite impressive, and I can't understand why anyone would want to pay more than a quid for it. I can't understand why it was even made - it loses its novelty after one press of the button, when you realise it's a f*cking voiceover artist doing the voice (not that Gervais doing the voice would've made it much better...). Can an entire Christmas be sustained upon nine or ten seconds of imitated Ricky Gervais monologues emanating from a blob of plastic that spews out a couple of the less funny lines from The Office?? "Hey, Dan, you'll never guess what I've got you for Christmas..."

Yizz-uck.

A lighter in the shape of a fire extinguisher.
Pure tat

^ I bet Janette Krankie uses one of those for her actual rubbish bin

[Kevin Hodge]

loved the vid, dan!

[IRIS]

I want a wheelie bin pen holder! A pink one

[mostly_harmless]

I feel your pain Dan. I myself am in posession of a stylish, very tasteful Mr T keyring. I love to press on it while walking past couples in the street - 'Quit yo' jibba jabba!' Then look around all confused as if I'm equally in the dark as to the source of the mysterious admonition.

[Ziggy]

A juicer endorsed by that Anthony Worral chef chap. Tacky plastic rubbish and a real pain to clean, the mesh filter was a nightmare.

[LeDree]

two toy guns they fire foam darts
a sailor hat
a builder hat
a bouncy ball thing attached to a bat
about a hundred keyrings with equally pointless things on them
a roll of wallpaper
a broken keyboard

[Diluted]

I'm too tight to buy things i don't need.

[Noah]

Bought a dodgy swiss army knife from a bargain bin, friggin bottle opener snapped and gouged a chunk outta me hand
Also a wretched George Foreman grill that burnt everything to a cinder!! Pure tat!!!

[Pal]

Originally Posted by mostly_harmless

I feel your pain Dan. I myself am in posession of a stylish, very tasteful Mr T keyring. I love to press on it while walking past couples in the street - 'Quit yo' jibba jabba!' Then look around all confused as if I'm equally in the dark as to the source of the mysterious admonition.

Hehe, i like it.

[-Simon-]

Dan, that keyfob thingy is really shite, it doesn't even look like him either.