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The Stupid & Funny Quotes Thread......
In their reply to my application for People mag's 50 Most Beautiful People issue, they said I finished in 642,338th place. I'm hoping to fare better here. Briefly: homeowner, fishowner, microwave-dependent, entelly... intel... ente... umm real smart.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
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"I like your opera. I think I will set it to music."
- (I can't remember who said this, nor to whom.) |
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"Yeah, I used to be "with it." But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm "with" isn't "it," and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me." - Abe Simpson.
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Directions: 1-Look at my picture. 2-Read my keywords. 3-Close eyes, breathing deep. 4-Exhale in triumph. 5-Smile happily. 6-Thank God. 7-Click Yes.
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I can't say too much, 'cos i've already told you more than i know meself...
An ex boss of mine Last edited by filo; 5th September 2006 at 20:51. |
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"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
bernard manning |
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"I've had a wonderful night, but this wasn't it..."
Groucho Marx |
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. |
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"I think we all agree, the past is over."
- George W Bush |
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"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King |
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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer |
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"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. "If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl Ah bugger it www.bored.com check it out.... if you want ellen |
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Some David Beckham quotes:
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.” “My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player |
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting". Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? I love firefly Bugs |
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Loved the movie (Serenity) aswell :D |
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"Computer games don't affect kids - I mean, if Pacman affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson [Nintendo Executive 1989] |