My Aunt - Page 2

DaughterOfTheRains · #31 23rd May 2008, 20:58

My Hamsters were Harrassed by Hungry Hunters in Hungary

Winnie57 · #32 25th May 2008, 08:17

My intestines were inflamed by incandescent indigestibles in India

Mr Spud · #33 30th May 2008, 21:59

My jelly was jumped on by a jealous jackass in Jedburgh.

sully · #34 30th May 2008, 22:25

My kneck was kissed by a kinky kraut in kaiserslautern

Winnie57 · #35 1st June 2008, 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by sully

My kneck was kissed by a kinky kraut in kaiserslautern

Since when did neck begin with a K sully?

My mouth was molested by a mean man in Manchester

sully · #36 1st June 2008, 21:58

Quote:

Since when did neck begin with a K sully?

originally posted byWinsome

i knew you would spot that deliberate mistake winsome,your so sharp

sully · #37 1st June 2008, 22:01

My neck was nibbled by a nervous neris in nanpantan

Winnie57 · #38 2nd June 2008, 00:34

^ I spot all mistakes deliberate or otherwise

My orifices were opened by an oversexed organ-grinder from Oman

sully · #39 3rd June 2008, 18:36

My pecker was pecked by a peculiar pelican in pensacola

Winnie57 · #40 4th June 2008, 10:15

My quail was quartered by a questionable queen from Queensland

sammy · #41 4th June 2008, 14:10

my raggy rat was ran over by a rave 4

sully · #42 6th June 2008, 13:57

My sausage was squashed by a sadistic saddo in san fransisco

Mr Spud · #43 8th June 2008, 16:10

My testicles were tickled by a tall transvestite in Tunisia

sully · #44 8th June 2008, 16:59

My underpants were unstained by an understanding uncle in ulster

Wol · #45 8th June 2008, 17:37

My virginity was verified by a voluptuous veterinarian in vauxhall.

Winnie57 · #46 9th June 2008, 01:16

My waist was whittled by a weightwatching wally from Warrington

Mr Spud · #47 13th June 2008, 16:57

My X-chromosomes were X-rayed by a xenophobic xanthippe from Xinzhou

Winnie57 · #48 22nd June 2008, 12:27

My zest was zapped by a zealous Zulu from Zululand

filo · #49 22nd June 2008, 12:59

My anus was assaulted by an amorous Armadillo in Azerbaijan.

Winnie57 · #50 22nd June 2008, 14:30

my boobs were bumped by a beligerent businessman from Birmingham

filo · #51 22nd June 2008, 16:50

My Chalfonts were chaffed by a churlish churchgoer in Chichester.

Winnie57 · #52 22nd June 2008, 18:37

My dentures were damaged by a doddering dentist in Didsbury

Ruby1 · #53 24th June 2008, 10:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by filo

My anus was assaulted by an amorous Armadillo in Azerbaijan.

My erogenous zones errupted entirely over Eartha Kitt

Wol · #54 24th June 2008, 14:14

My father was flabergasted by a flirtatious flippertygibbet in Flinty Fell

filo · #55 24th June 2008, 20:31

My Gerbil was gassed by a girl with Gastroenteritis from Greenland.

Winnie57 · #56 26th June 2008, 17:52

My house was haunted by a hairy hoodlum from Haringey

Mr Spud · #57 29th June 2008, 09:40

my Jaffas were juggled by a jolly Jew from Jerusalem

Winnie57 · #58 29th June 2008, 09:42

My knees were knobbled by a knightly knight from Knaresborough

Mr Spud · #59 4th July 2008, 07:46

My luggage was lugged by a little lady from Littlehampton

Winnie57 · #60 5th July 2008, 09:44

My mum was mugged by a masked maniac from Manchester