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30th October 2016, 00:23
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Pizza flying jesus biscuit.
Hi! I joined here a while ago but never really joined in, so I thought I should re-introduce myself. I used to be a sinner who'd drink away his problems while ignoring Jesus. These days I'm on prozac and I still get drunk and ignore Jesus, but I'm probably happier because I discovered scientology, and I'm here to tell you Xenu can save your life. Yeah baby I can be your Tom Cruise and you can be my Katie Holmes. If that sounds like a good idea then you can get the **** away from me. This is no way to meet people. Why do you have to talk such crap. Why don't I talk about my honest thoughts and feelings? Ahhh kiwis! Kill it! I ****ing hate kiwi fruit with a passion. How can people believe in a loving God when the kiwi fruit exists? The bastards! Dirty bastards! And I'm probably a bit drunk to be honest but everything I say is true, except the parts that are bullshit.
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#4
31st October 2016, 12:15
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Re: Pizza flying jesus biscuit.
honk honk,
bonk bonk,. scientology ain't all that dood welcommen herr fritz
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#6
2nd November 2016, 21:14
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Re: Pizza flying jesus biscuit.
Ah! Talking a load of bollocks, like a drunk at a bus station pissing in a corner while slopping special brew everywhere. I know how to make a good impression. Anyway, my shrink thinks that I should experiment with talking to people, and you don't seem like a bad bunch so I thought I'd come back and maybe even make an effort this time.
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I remember your previous intro too 
