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[Appear]

^ To be fair, I don't have proper kebabs with pitta et al. that I eat with my hands. I'm more the kebab meat, chips and salad with a fork and at least two serviettes for mouth dabbing sort.



And secret.

[Toxic]

^ One of them i don't recognize

But since I'm fully aware of the others, I won't be googling

[Rocket Spud]

I spent a little time browsing Bestgore and lost some more faith in humanity reading some of the comments

[blancmange]

That nose

[blancmange]

Awww is she like grumpy cat?

[blancmange]

She sounds adorable/adorkable! I'll be looking forward to the pic

[Kevin Hodge]

def leppard are shit. even as a child in the 80s i remember thinking they looked like a bunch of twats, i thought their name was stupid, and their music was...i couldnt articulate it back then but basically their music is for pussies, distasteful, something girls might like or something (and by girls i mean girls, not women or young ladies)

i can also remember that back then i didnt think that bros were that bad, which just goes to show how bad def leppard are

[Mr. Nobody]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

its a sunshade

you sure it's not just a Ford Galaxy, that's (been driven) far far away?

[Kevin Hodge]

^ have to admit you did get a chuckle out of me

[Kevin Hodge]

ok if you cant be bothered with my bullshit just dont open the spoiler

just stood in front of my fan in the buff with it blowing right on my hind jacksies

[Kevin Hodge]

i wanna stuff a condom full of chicken nuggets

[Rocket Spud]

That thing he's wearing.. it's beautiful. I would like one. Depending on colour

[Rocket Spud]

[Rocket Spud]

[Appear]

^ The lack of comma after Newton Abbot hurts me, even though I know it may have been an intentional design choice.

NewtownAbbotDevon. Ugh.

[Merritt]

Just saw what looked like a Free Tommy Robinson sticker on a dog poo bin.

[genovese]

^ Definitely gives me bliss manoeuvring into a tight snatch of a parking spot.
But I love parking fails...
The supermarket trolley one is borderline genius!

http://bad-parking.tumblr.com/

[genovese]

You shouldn’t be allowed to get a speeding ticket if you have fresh McDonald’s French fries in the car.

[Chess&Junkfood]

[Kevin Hodge]

ive been ordering a stand for my acoustic guitar. i had to measure the bottom of my guitar to make sure it would fit on the stand, and when i turned the guitar upside down i could hear something rattling about inside. so i shook the guitar to try to make whatever it was plop out of the sound hole. it was just a random flake of something or other, but when it fell out something else did as well - a ball of long brown hairs and fluff. i last had long brown hair about 20 years ago, so theres been a little DNA starter kit of me inside my guitar all that time :0

[genovese]

Post #147

[Kevin Hodge]

today i found a sauce in sainsburys that can kill asthmatic people

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Spinal

That sauce > me

:,|

meh, it sits inanimate on a shelf waiting for you to approach it, almost like a human female


meanwhile you are free to dig up millions of bottles of it from mass graves and incinerate them while laughing maniacally for comic effect


its been banned by the FDA but apparently its cool to sell it here

[Kevin Hodge]

...it contains E222, this stuff -

On July 8, 1986, sodium bisulfite was banned from use by the FDA on fresh fruits and vegetables in the United States following the deaths of 13 people and many illnesses, mainly among asthmatics.[13]

[Kevin Hodge]

dont worry tho, its yummy!

Originally Posted by some tosser that reviewed it

Best hot sauce
Tried many hot sauces and this is definitely the best! It's so versatile andgoes with just about everything

* except asthmatics!

[Vienna]

I remember on our last day of school the teacher let us play Now 24 in the classroom. A group of girls kept repeating the East 17 track on it and it secretly really annoyed me. Whenever I hear that song I remember that moment ,, cringe

[Mortigantoj]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

today i found a sauce in sainsburys that can kill asthmatic people

Was it Dave's Gourmet...?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Mortigantoj

Was it Dave's Gourmet...?

heres the basti here

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/...ot-sauce-435ml

[Kevin Hodge]

i thought sauk taught me to hate, but i was wrong.

reading comments on womens clothing threads on hotukdeals taught me the true meaning of hatred

[Kevin Hodge]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s08HmAEYnFbX