Interview the person below you

[Perhaps]

If you could be any animal, which one would you want to be?

[Mo34]

A well looked after cat probably as they seem to lead the life of Riley. Loved and petted when they feel like it, many hours of sleep , fed but can also hunt if there peckish, home comforts but can also go a wandering as they please, being in control of there human and not the other way about. So yeah a cat prolly.



If you had a time machine but could only ever make one trip to visit somewhere, what place and date in History would you choose?

[Sisyphus]

I would go back to when and where my mum and dad were making me and knock very loudly on the door until I disappeared.

If you were granted one wish, what would it be?

(If you ask for more wishes you will be turned into a frog stuck in a cesspit. )

[Consolida]

^ My first crush was on Jimmy Osmond when I was about 5. God I sound so old and sad!


What famous person, dead or alive, would you like to talk with over dinner and why?

[Mr. Nobody]

Brian Blessed

he would do ALL the talking, probably be quite entertaining, and I could just carry on with the eating and nodding in agreement.

if you could invent a new drug,. what effect would it have on people?

[Perhaps]

Being able to Slow Down/Speed Up time. xD


Is your handwriting good or bad?

[Spectrelight]

^ When I saw Pringles being sold at half price on Sunday and I didn***8217;t buy any.

Indian or Chinese?

[Perhaps]

Indian.

Greek Mythology or Roman Mythology?

[Mr. Nobody]

Greek every time,

if you were an Alien visiting earth, what would be your Itinery

[Consolida]

^ To gather up all of the cruelest people in the world (the ones that don't feel any remorse whatsoever and have absolutely no empathy towards humans or animals) put them in a huge space ship and send them to a planet a few trillion light years away.


If you were SA free and could pursue your dream job, what would it be?

[Ronnie_Pickering]

Brad Pitt or Arnold Swarzenegger.

Would you rather a marmite flavoured ice cream or lard flavoured ice cream?

[Sisyphus]

Mmm.. I like Marmite. Not sure it would go with ice cream though.

I don't recall lard having much of a taste to it on its own so I will go with Marmite just to see what it is like.

However I do remember lardy cake. If making an ice cream sandwich from lardy cake and vanilla ice cream counts then I will have that.


Which social media platform do you distrust the most? ( And, optionally, why? )

[Perhaps]

All of them. xD

Do you know a song by Michael Jackson called Liberian Girl?

[Percy]

Yes I do, love it, great song.

Can you sing?

[Perhaps]

Yes, until I record myself singing and listen to it.

What is your favorite color when it comes to walls?, like what color would paint your room you sleep in?

[Percy]

Blue, every time blue.

Marmite, love it or hate it?

[Perhaps]

Yes, A LOT.

Cruising or Flying?

[Appear]

^ Cruising please.

Snakes on a plane or snakes in your toilet bowl (though you have a second, snake-free bathroom available)?

[biscuits]

^ Snakes in the toilet bowl. I know someone who had a snake in their toilet bowl. She lifted the lid up to clean it and there it was, all curled around it! Imagine it tickling you on the bum with its tongue!

Snakes on a plane would feel inescapable!

Do you have any tattoos?

[Percy]

Yes, one.

Oral sex or Anal sex?

[choirgirl]

This is the lounge young man!

France or Italy?

[Laurel]

France

What colour was your last poo?

[Professor Willow]

A sort of beige colour, which would indicate fat malabsorbtion.


When was the last time you physically wrote something?
(Not typed!)

[Rocket Spud]

Definitely yesterday at some point.

When did you last deliberately attempt to antagonise someone?

[Percy]

Originally Posted by choirgirl

This is the lounge young man!

Spoil sport.

[Appear]

^^ About a two hours ago. I do a really patronising 'ssh ssh ssh' to my boyfriend every now and then for no reason (usually just when we're quietly watching TV). I've been doing it near daily for probably like a year now, so he knows my play. But he still sometimes takes the bait instead of just ignoring me like you should do with a child. To be fair, I have developed a new technique where I do it just under my breath, which does probably bring a new level of annoyance (as intended).

We're happy living together.



I'm coming round for dinner. What do you cook me, bearing in mind my IBS, me staying the night and your single bathroom?

[Rocket Spud]

Love that!