Small things that annoy you (3)

[Indigo_]

I've seen the picture Flumps, I don't want your car

[Azi]

Noticing when I've been unfriended on Facebook and the inevitable ruminations over what I might have done wrong/to offend. And then the guilt I'm not thicker skinned. Ffs.

[newbs16]

Trying to put a new bulb in my car which you have to double jointed and have the hands of a five year old.

[Tea'n'cakes]

People in general annoy me at the moment. There are just so many of them, everywhere! But I guess that's not really a small thing!

[Tea'n'cakes]

And bad cups of tea.

[LonelyBoy]

I was in a Poundland shop today looking for some jewellery to give to a person as a wedding gift and there's a mirror in that section, for obvious reasons, and I notice at the bottom of the mirror it said: "Smile, you're on camera!" It is intended to deter thieves. And I thought to myself, why have they written it in English?

[newbs16]

Keep on getting notifications on the app saying I've been quoted or someone sent me a message and I've already viewed them.!

[Indigo_]

Originally Posted by Luna.

When you tell your BFF how much you want some chocolate and she suggests eating more cauliflower instead

I was trying to be helpful

Originally Posted by craigissad

^^ save some cauliflower, scoop out the inside of a milkyway bar, replace the fluffy light yumminess with cauliflower.
The next time you see your BFF suggest she try some "milky way"

I shall never accept a milky way based on this post

[Silent Ninja]

Underpants, why has it become so hard to find decent fitting mens boxers, if you can even find traditional mens boxers in the first place, did we really need so many different styles of undercrackers brought to the market.

[Z.]

Those ridiculous "sophisticated" chef meals, which consist of one chip, one piece of asparagus, and some obscure sauce nobody has ever heard of drizzled on top of it.

Yeah, just give me a meal which doesn't make my stomach hate me.

[MLP James]

When villains in movies are really racist or something as a cheap way of making you hate them. It might be effective, but it's still cheap.

[Gibson]

Trouser cuffs

[Armadillo]

I'm not being funny, but....

I'm not being racist, but....

No disrespect, but......

[Oddity]

I usually come up with something unbelievably nasty just to shock them They don't usually get the irony....

[Pandapop]

Tinder profile says I play PlayStation, match asks so what do you game on? x20

[newbs16]

Your inbox is full emails

[newbs16]

^ what bus driver was moaning? is it a work related bus

[Indigo_]

Originally Posted by Dean

When people don't know the full story in a situation and start assertively telling people what to do and how they need to do it

Amen to that!

[Caribou]

Itching. I mean what's it there for, what's the point of it, and why does it often get worse the more you scratch it?

[newbs16]

Getting out of my warm bed, when it's freezing Deicing my windscreen in the morning!

[Cairn]

My bank balance.

[Appear]

'Your order code's effffurfoxtrotveefurvectorkayfurkeelo-sixninenineninefifezeero... If you could call me back on ooohtooforsevtooseveneetoowonsevfivezeero as soon as you can.'

As soon as you can spend ten minutes repeatedly listening to the message until you can work out what the code and number is that is.

[Tom123]

^ Ah, yes.

Children should be taught in school the importance of slowing the **** down when reading out numbers.

Having to listen to an answer phone message 4times to finally crack the numerical jumble is really not enjoyable.

[Appear]

^ That one was a god honest seven-timer. Currently I'm of the opinion that all professional number sayers should be culled and replaced with robots whose reading speed is matched to the mean reading speed of the cast of the Only Way is Essex on a bi-weekly basis.

[newbs16]

How I complain that I'm not at my goal weight, not happy with my body but still carry on eating cheese and onion chips!

[Abigail Hobbs]

The morning after I've complained at how long the waiting list is for psychology assessments, I get a letter asking me to arrange an appointment by telephone. December 8th.

[Caribou]

There's a car parking ticket machine where I park to go to therapy and it spits the coins back out over and over again until it eventually decides it's going to accept them. In the meantime you're stood there getting soaked if it's raining. Bloody thing

[Caribou]

^

It went fine thanks mate. Only one other person turned up today but I go to another one on Fridays and there's usually about six people there.

[Ronnie_Pickering]

When people leave food out 4 hours. Dude! I did a food hygiene course, don't do it!

[Ajax Amsterdam]

Black Friday.

Hipster Beards.

Politicians using the 'Northern Powerhouse' soundbite.