You know you're old when....

[Winnie57]

The person in the street giving out leaflets promoting a night club misses you out. (this happens to me a lot. It would be nice just to be given a leaflet)

[ShyDoll]

Hehe you should go up to them and say ''OH arent you going to give me a leaflet?'' and watch their expression as they hand you a leaflet.

Not saying you want to go to the night club or even care about getting a leaflet - just do it for entertainment value hehe.

[Andist]

That happens to me now Winnie. It's Because we look so cool, hip to the beat that they worry that we will pour scorn on their parties for not being cool enough, I reckon

[Winnie57]

Originally Posted by Andist

That happens to me now Winnie. It's Because we look so cool, hip to the beat that they worry that we will pour scorn on their parties for not being cool enough, I reckon

Hope you're right Andist!

[introextra]

Originally Posted by Winnie57

The person in the street giving out leaflets promoting a night club misses you out. (this happens to me a lot. It would be nice just to be given a leaflet)

When the person in the street giving out leaflets promoting a nightclub misses you out and gives the leaflet to your SON instead!

Humph.

J
xxx

[Winnie57]

Originally Posted by introextra

When the person in the street giving out leaflets promoting a nightclub misses you out and gives the leaflet to your SON instead!

Humph.

J
xxx

Well my 14-year-old son's started shaving and I've got a 27-year-old so that could easily happen.

[CatchMeIfYouCan]

The friggin boy racer twats, 'doin the circuit' on the one way system, round here, full throttle, makin sooo much bleedin' noise, I mean for ffs, how bloody hard is it, to stick ur foot on a bloody foot pedl?? they disturb my reading, drawing, and talking to you lot
errrggggggghhhhhhhhhgahhhhhh!! **** em. Why people so thick?

[Mike1957]

Originally Posted by Winnie57

The person in the street giving out leaflets promoting a night club misses you out. (this happens to me a lot. It would be nice just to be given a leaflet)

Once I fought against my SA and actually got a bit stroppy with a distributor handing out goodie bags who I thought had missed me out 'cos I looked too old. I basically demanded that she give me one. She did - it turned out to be a sample for a new line of tampons.

Mike.

Originally Posted by Mike1957

Once I fought against my SA and actually got a bit stroppy with a distributor handing out goodie bags who I thought had missed me out 'cos I looked too old. I basically demanded that she give me one. She did - it turned out to be a sample for a new line of tampons.

Mike.

[Medea]

I don't know if I've said this before but recently I was called an "old lady" by a 10-11 year old. He said to his sister "let the old lady on the bus first"... I'm 25!!!

[sammie]

When you want cat naps all the time,
clubbing doesnt sound exciting anymore,
your waist line expands and its harder to get it back to what it once was!
things droop.ever so slightley at first!
you start looking at anti ageing cream.
when you see a few gray hairs!:embarass:
when you get up and your bones go eeeeeeekkkkk
you know your gonna be to old soon to have kids!
when childrean born in the 80's are now getting jobs!

[Winnie57]

...You haven't a clue what Number One in the charts is and have probably never heard of the artist.

you've got more hair on your arse than your head

You start enjoying trips to garden centres.

[Medea]

You find yourself eyeing up a nice duvet cover with a floral pattern.

[Winnie57]

You get your mother's hand-me-downs and appreciate them!

[hardy]

you see a black and white film on tv and think "oh yes I remember seeing that in the cinema"