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#332
19th March 2012, 19:14
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At my dads 60 th birthday suprise party yesterday, which was fab btw and my grandma came which really was the icing on the cake cos she cant get around too well but anyways... this stunning blonde waitress was serving the meals omg and she was in a stoppy mood too which for some reason made her even more desirable. damn though fit fit fit
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#333
19th March 2012, 19:18
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yeh i would be so horrified if someone did that for me luckily no one knows me haha
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#334
19th March 2012, 19:19
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#335
19th March 2012, 20:07
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Happy Birthday for yesterday, Mark101.
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#337
19th March 2012, 21:29
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happy birthday and enjoy your cake
    
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#338
19th March 2012, 21:58
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i bought a lottery ticket for wedneday if i win ill give 100 grand to a needy cause.
hopefully this is good karma and i will win. if not boohoo |
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#341
19th March 2012, 23:00
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Just to let everyone whos been following the story of footballer Fabrice he is speaking now and recongnizes his family according to Yahoo news.
Poor guy too young to deal with heart problems and a footballer seems like the last person you would imagine to have a heart attack and at 23 really crazy. |
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#342
19th March 2012, 23:05
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#343
20th March 2012, 00:29
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owning on this table started with 1k no reloads
 
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#344
20th March 2012, 00:34
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ballsacks i lost it all arghhhhhhhhh nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
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#345
20th March 2012, 02:02
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In the next world
war In a jackknifed juggernaut I am born again In the neon sign Scrolling up and down I am born again In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe In a deep deep sleep of the innocent I am born again In a fast german car I'm amazed that I survived An airbag saved my life In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe |
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#347
20th March 2012, 02:31
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#349
20th March 2012, 03:10
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Cool, who?
I recently read 'The Singularity is Near' by Ray Kurzweil. It's all speculative and the future is unpredictable but I agree with the exponential returns premise. Going to be some cool stuff in the future. |
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#351
20th March 2012, 13:21
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and i am not a boy race quite the opposite i drive so slowly lol |
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#352
20th March 2012, 13:58
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Wife texting husband at work.
"Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife a few minutes later - "Done that - now computer won't work at all"! |
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20th March 2012, 14:06
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#356
20th March 2012, 15:26
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There was a discussion about a snake in another thread and for some reason my first thought was 'where do snakes hide their genitals', so naturally I immediately googled 'snake penis'. My conclusion is that both snakes and humans are revolting creatures.
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#357
20th March 2012, 15:28
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Got me doing it now! lucky bastards got 2 of em! only use one at a time but still. 2! :  "This is because every hemipenis also ejaculates a gelatinous "mating plug", which delays remating by female, and continuous use of only one arm would deplete it of ammunition." hahaha, so when they are done they use the other one instead while it re-charges! |
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#359
20th March 2012, 17:28
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More snake dick talk: I think the reason they have evolved with 2 of them is because there's a big chance that one of them might accidentally get ripped off during the act, so they have a backup. Not something to envy really***8230;
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