Post your random crap here (14)

[Rane]

Oh dag nam it. The number 1 adopter for my hair clippers just broke
Though thankfully it broke just before I started shaving me head, it could have snapped while I was cutting and left me with half a hair cut In the mean time number 2 it will need to be.

[Mr Ploppy]

Waaah solar storms what else can we worry about now ?

It's amazing mankind has survived this long with stuff like solar storms and no bacterial yoghurt

[Johnni]

wtf

[AnathemA]

Originally Posted by Rane

Oh dag nam it. The number 1 adopter for my hair clippers just broke
Though thankfully it broke just before I started shaving me head, it could have snapped while I was cutting and left me with half a hair cut In the mean time number 2 it will need to be.

Happened to a guy I knew at uni (the 'half a hair cut' thing). Luckily, he managed to get an appointment at the hairdresser the next day, so he didn't have to wear a hat for long.

(BTW, make sure you have a hat... for emergencies.)

[snooze]

Originally Posted by seth brundle

lolwut

why on earth would anyone ever need a sample of someone elses armpit hair? xD

Originally Posted by Rane

I was thinking the same thing. Then I was going to suggest that they came with an already prepared sample of said hair but I'm now thinking that might simply defeat the point - as it could be anyone's hair. Hence having to take the sample.

Anyway I hope it went alright today Snooze

Because I'm considering a new career in armpit hairdressing/styling I joke. Sort of.

It was pretty awful as I got flustered and the old blush force trauma kicked in damnit But I did it! And now hopefully in a weeks time I will have drug test results for the client with no head hair lol...hopefully. You were right Rane, we have to take the samples so it can't be switched with anyone elses hair, like pee samples I guess...

[custom_fusion-lqx]

Originally Posted by Rane

Oh dag nam it. The number 1 adopter for my hair clippers just broke
Though thankfully it broke just before I started shaving me head, it could have snapped while I was cutting and left me with half a hair cut In the mean time number 2 it will need to be.

i shaved my head once and boy did i look silly i really cant pull off the shaved head look (wish i could!), i end up looking like a monk. it took six months to grow back

[AnathemA]

^ Did you go around wearing a robe?

[Toxic]

1 is for wimps!

i dont put one of them bits of plastic on..i go zero

even though most people say i look better with hair..i think i look more like a tramp..so sod em..its my head!


...(perhaps i just look like a bald tramp anyway...)

[custom_fusion-lqx]

Originally Posted by AnathemA

^ Did you go around wearing a robe?

yeh my bathrobe, actually i dont have one lol


but my hat was literally welded to my head for months

[AnathemA]

Originally Posted by Toxic

1 is for wimps!

i dont put one of them bits of plastic on..i go zero

Have you tried going -1 and shaving your skull?

[951thompson]

I so want to see the new horror movie the devil inside! Looks abit good!

[custom_fusion-lqx]

oh god no i know guys here who do that from ther pics and man they pull it off sooooo good, i wish though but ill end up looking like a plonker

i dont think im quite jason statham enough to do it

[Toxic]

Originally Posted by AnathemA

Have you tried going -1 and shaving your skull?

hmmm

that sounds like it would require more maintenance than a zero!

im never gonna be a ponce stood in front of a mirror styling my hair for 3hrs...thats probably why when i leave it to grow a bit it looks like ive just come in off the street

[Vanessa]

oh lawd, a lot of smelly people came thru my shop today and i am still smelling BO/Pee/Unbathed people/unwashed clothes

Idk if the smell ingrained itself into my nostrils or if it rubbed off on my clothes but DAYUM

[Toxic]

*adds to list of reasons why i never want to work in retail*

..im on like page 18 here!

[Vanessa]

^LOL
yeah it's not really desirable. i can tolerating working at a charity shop though because it's 1000000 times better than regular retail since it's so relaxed and casual (at my shop anyway). can't imagine working regular retail ever again though.

[!>Y\e5l-%h-NMw>cH]

You shouldn't moan about people being unkempt and stinking on a mental health forum.

[Vanessa]

yea but the smelly people on here aren't leaving their homes

[!>Y\e5l-%h-NMw>cH]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

yea but the smelly people on here aren't leaving their homes

[Pablo Huntsbach]

I think you need to be either black, unreasonably handsome or both to really pull off the shaved head look. I'd probably look like the Gestapo from Indiana Jones if I did it...

[Pandapop]

Ahhhhhhhh couldn't sleep so im watching some Postman Pat :D

[Johnni]

Originally Posted by Cillian Murphy

Oh sweet mother of god, I have made another epic boob, in my life of (not literal) boobs.

I did my essay all night. It was so difficult this one, really was. I stressed, I paniced, I struggled to find the motivation. I knew that whatever I handed in would be utter shite. But I didn't give up, I went into the library earlier and finished it up, made it look nice and proof read it and stuck some bullshit references in. Got to the desk to hand it in, feeling epic mighty relief that I got something half decent done. Then the woman tells me "oh didn't you get the email, the deadline for this one was moved back to the 14th".... FML.

OMG I killed myself over that essay all night, LOLLLL.

.... I handed in an essay a week early

GEEK!

At uni last year they would constantly move the deadlines back but i'd miss the email so sometimes only find out in lectures.

[Toxic]

Originally Posted by PRH1987

I think you need to be either black, unreasonably handsome or both to really pull off the shaved head look. I'd probably look like the Gestapo from Indiana Jones if I did it...

well im white..and about as attractive as a loaf of bread

so god knows what i look like!

[Johnni]

^^ No but good timing!

[AnathemA]

Originally Posted by PRH1987

I think you need to be either black, unreasonably handsome or both to really pull off the shaved head look.

Or be super muscular. That seems to work. Also, a goatee could help, provided you don't mind looking slightly like Satan.

[custom_fusion-lqx]

Originally Posted by mark101

Jeremy Kyle Geez Where do they find these ****tards? Best argument for abortion I've ever seen lol

there must be a criteria to get on his show, mostly to scream at each other

[custom_fusion-lqx]

i would for 100 grand

[Pablo Huntsbach]

That guy was on tarrent on tv or something years ago. He had hairy boobs, it was disturbing.

[AnathemA]

The hardest thing about cooking is fitting all the food on the plate.

[xTKsaucex]

Originally Posted by PatButcher

i would for 100 grand