Make a sentence

[Granville]

Monty was pruning his wisteria when the quake struck causing his hand to slip and cut the telephone wire, his last thought before the house collapsed on him was to weld it back together.


zebra; carpet; comet

[Winnie57]

The American guy told me to get off my fat ass but I corrected him and said, "I haven't got an ass I've got an arse."


editorial; attribute; bathrobe

[Winnie57]

The turbulence was bad enough but when a fire broke out in the cockpit the pilot lost all co-ordination and the plane started to nosedive.


spasmodic; cheery; peanut-butter



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[Winnie57]

Eddie the elephant was the envy of his friends at the drag-racing meet becaues of his eyecatching visor.



trivia; olive-branch; nutcracker

[Granville]

Macdonalds can get a bad press, but blaming it when Admiral McDaft accidently set off a depthcharge after falling off his uni-cycle whilst eating a bigmac and starting World War 3 in the process, was going too far.


cloud; cream; credibility

[Ditherer]

Zonko the clown knew it would be a bad day from the start. With a dark cloud hovering above his head, he knew his turn in the tent would mean a great loss of credibility. Why oh why did he go for the cream-filled pie-in-the-face gag over juggling fruit when he always knew that his partner in crime Blinky would miss.


Poncho, Attribute and Hypocrisy

[Mr Spud]

Nanuuk regretted holding a fancy dress party in his rather small igloo as the cramped conditions lead to friction between the guests and eventually a fight broke out between a cowboy and a nazi.

clarinet; flatulence; donkey

[Ditherer]

^ Realised I cheated slightly with an extra sentence, tut. You'd think I'd have no need to read the rules what with it being called the make a sentence game, pfft.

[Ditherer]

Edwin the donkey often found his flatulence created problems during his stint with the local orchestral group with it often being mistaken for out-of-tune performance on his clarinet.

[Ditherer]

^ Sorry, forgot my three words. I'm hopeless at these games...


Immodesty, Reason and Pirate.

[Mr Spud]

After plenty of ale, and with his usual immodesty, old Jack saw no reason not to brag about his exploits as a pirate in the local tavern, unaware that an agent for the commander of guards was listening nearby.


magistrate; laxative; favour

[Winnie57]

I was the object of derision at the dinner party after I consecutively failed to use the correct eating implements for my artichoke soup, my salmon mousse and finally my strawberry souffle.


rapids; distress; flammability





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[Winnie57]

^ That's okay Gecko - I post the link regularly in this thread in case anyone wants to use it but of course others might have their own inspiration for thinking up random words.

Before I went to the gig I was delayed by a scorpion in debasement

Only joking!


Phil was adjusting to his debasement playing a small-time gig with local band Black Scorpion, having previously been bassist with the million-selling Caffeine Clash.

overpopulation; subsist; term

[Mr Spud]

Because of overpopulation, in some parts of the world people subsist on a meagre diet and overseas aid only produces a short term solution to the problem.


graffiti; narrow; sponge

[Winnie57]

Garry's punishment for defacing the narrow school corridor with graffiti was to remove the offensive artwork with soapy water and a sponge.



rectal; timekeeper; background

[Mr Spud]

Johnson, the sprinter with a controversial background, was given a suspension after he threatened to give the timekeeper of the athletics event a 'rectal probe' with his stopwatch following a dispute over his timing in the qualifying heats.

sudden; pewter; sandpaper

[Winnie57]

I had a sudden urge to polish my pewter tankard with sandpaper.


dispel; twist; round-the-clock

[Mr Spud]

Tony would give anything to dispel the voices that whispered to him round-the-clock and were slowly driving him round the twist.


data; banished; finger

[Winnie57]

I am very confused because I both love and hate my husband.

domestic;regime;openwork






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[Wol]

Being a domestic cleaner was harder under the new anti-privacy regime, with all the new openwork walls to clean.


beelzebub; trifle, orgasmic

[Mr Spud]

"This is definitely the work of Beelzebub", said Sheila, as she devoured the last of the incredibly flavoursome trifle which had been an almost orgasmic pleasure to eat.


prosthesis; metre; curve

[Wol]

his prosthesis was over a metre long, it was only it's curve that allowed him to go round corners.


limp; fire; family.

[Mr Spud]

John walked with a limp, the result of a house fire which killed the rest of his family.


compost; different; saliva

[Winnie57]

Roland Rat bought a toothpick from an Eskimo while on holiday in the frozen North as he got some Polar Bear meat stuck in his teeth.

pure; generate; trapeze

[Mr Spud]

Rosa loved being a trapeze artist as the times she spent flying through the air would generate feelings of pure elation.



obscure; fiddler; skewer

[Winnie57]

Jane was a fiddler who drew large crowds with the obscure tunes she played in the streets, many of which she borrowed from the little-known folk band Skewer.

spigot; scientist; sort



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[Mr Spud]

The scientist turned the spigot on the huge vat and the viscous green liquid which he hoped would sort out the world's hunger problems slowly poured out.

palmistry; lisp; apartment

Alas! I have seen a gipsy vagabond! She practised in hackneyed fashion the science of palmistry and told me what such people usually tell; she uttered those words which left me confused as a newt; her intolerable lisp didn't help matters either but at least her apartment was laid out with undue precision as I effortlessly established the location of her bog.

mess hall , facial , uniformity

[Winnie57]

^ technically that was more than one sentence Deepest Blue

On entering the mess hall I was struck by the apparent uniformity of the facial expressions which all looked vacant and self-absorbed.

diction; cycle; disclose

[Winnie57]

On clearing out my cupboard I was surprised to come upon multiple unsold raffle tickets which I had failed to sell for the 1964 Flower Festival of Brighouse.


Medieval, marvellous, diplomat