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kirbycrackle · #**391** 9th October 2015, 12:07

Wish this social worker would just hurry the fudge up..i cannae take it no longer.

kirbycrackle · #**392** 9th October 2015, 13:47

Could the sun just **** off. Seriously. Its ****in autumn! Give us wind, rain, hail and toonder.
****ing sun.

Abigail Hobbs · #**393** 9th October 2015, 14:50

There should be a chapter in Fifty Shades of Grey where Christian forces Anastasia to bite off all the skin on her lips and then force feeds her a load of salt and vinegar crisps.

kirbycrackle · #**394** 9th October 2015, 14:54

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Originally Posted by flumpsy

Oi, leave the sun alone miggs, he has only just put his hat on, soon we wont see him for 8 months, you can dance naked in the rain around a sacrifice all you like then. I assume that is what you want the rain for ?

Stay back! You dont want a piece of this flump, its personal. I just found out the sun has been warming my sisters bed!!

The dirty bastard.

MLP James · #**395** 9th October 2015, 14:59

^^ Did you just do that? I've done that.

Abigail Hobbs · #**396** 9th October 2015, 15:00

Yes. And I enjoyed it.

kirbycrackle · #**397** 9th October 2015, 15:06

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Originally Posted by flumpsy

ok man, i'm cool, i'm cool, put down the ibanez I aint gonna hurtcha.

*backs away slowly*

dont push me.

kirbycrackle · #**398** 9th October 2015, 15:13

Need to get a hair trim later, ugh the awkwardness.

newbs16 · #**399** 9th October 2015, 16:14

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Originally Posted by multiple miggs

Need to get a hair trim later, ugh the awkwardness.

Why is it awkward? A new style maybe

Oddity · #**400** 9th October 2015, 17:10

^
I do that as well, but I have always lived in a place where no-one has ever been mugged

Just paranoid, always checking to make sure everything is still in my pockets

Oddity · #**401** 9th October 2015, 17:36

Does make me feel lucky to live here, jeez.

If anyone was to be mugged here, it would be the most polite mugging ever.

βetty · #**402** 9th October 2015, 18:05

Counting down to (the kids) bedtime. There's a bottle of wine in the fridge with my name on it.

Alf in Pog Form · #**403** 9th October 2015, 18:59

Just been sent a letter saying I've underpaid my tax by 550 quid. Ouch.

I didn't do anything wrong though and didn't hide a penny. Not my fault they didn't tax me enough. **** the world.

Amplexor · #**404** 9th October 2015, 19:14

I'm meant to be going on a date tomorrow, but am thinking about cancelling. I offered to take her out for a meal and she agreed but she just text me asking if we can cancel the meal and if I will go round to her house to have a day of "watching movies". To me that sound like code for come to mine and f*ck me, which I wouldn't mind doing but what I really want is a relationship, not meaningless sex. Do I sound like I've grown a vagina?

Alf in Pog Form · #**405** 9th October 2015, 19:27

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Originally Posted by Amplexor

I'm meant to be going on a date tomorrow, but am thinking about cancelling. I offered to take her out for a meal and she agreed but she just text me asking if we can cancel the meal and if I will go round to her house to have a day of "watching movies". To me that sound like code for come to mine and f*ck me, which I wouldn't mind doing but what I really want is a relationship, not meaningless sex. Do I sound like I've grown a vagina?

Maybe give it a go and find out. She might just be feeling lazy and actually does want to watch movies and hang out? And then meaningless sex after of course. Even 'netflix and chill' does usually involve some netflix at some stage.

kirbycrackle · #**406** 9th October 2015, 19:35

Not having wifi at home is a ****.

newbs16 · #**407** 9th October 2015, 19:42

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Originally Posted by Amplexor

I'm meant to be going on a date tomorrow, but am thinking about cancelling. I offered to take her out for a meal and she agreed but she just text me asking if we can cancel the meal and if I will go round to her house to have a day of "watching movies". To me that sound like code for come to mine and f*ck me, which I wouldn't mind doing but what I really want is a relationship, not meaningless sex. Do I sound like I've grown a vagina?

Aww I loved reading this

newbs16 · #**408** 9th October 2015, 19:43

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Originally Posted by multiple miggs

Not having wifi at home is a ****.

I hated not having wifi

Amplexor · #**409** 9th October 2015, 19:44

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Originally Posted by newbie2013

Aww I loved reading this

Why did you love it?

Cheers claptrap but I'm still umming and arring over it

newbs16 · #**410** 9th October 2015, 19:45

Nice to see that you're a bit of a gentlemen

kirbycrackle · #**411** 9th October 2015, 19:46

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Originally Posted by newbie2013

I hated not having wifi

Tell me lol

newbs16 · #**412** 9th October 2015, 19:47

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Originally Posted by Amplexor

Why did you love it?

Cheers claptrap but I'm still umming and arring over it

How did you meet?

newbs16 · #**413** 9th October 2015, 19:47

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Originally Posted by multiple miggs

Tell me lol

Tell you?

Amplexor · #**414** 9th October 2015, 19:48

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Originally Posted by newbie2013

How did you meet?

On a dating website, not very exciting haha

kirbycrackle · #**415** 9th October 2015, 19:49

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Originally Posted by newbie2013

Tell you?

Never mind, 'twas rhetoric lol

newbs16 · #**416** 9th October 2015, 19:49

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Originally Posted by Amplexor

On a dating website, not very exciting haha

Well done, what are you going round for "watching films"?

newbs16 · #**417** 9th October 2015, 19:50

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Originally Posted by multiple miggs

Never mind, 'twas rhetoric lol

You confuse me Joe x

kirbycrackle · #**418** 9th October 2015, 19:52

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Originally Posted by newbie2013

You confuse me Joe x

yet you still love me, right?

Right? Lol

kirbycrackle · #**419** 9th October 2015, 19:57

...or not lol

newbs16 · #**420** 9th October 2015, 20:07

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Originally Posted by multiple miggs

yet you still love me, right?

Right? Lol

You're nice, love is a bit strong

you live to far away which doesn't help x