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Oddity · #**10771** 7th October 2016, 15:57

^

I hear a lot of these types of stories, all I can say is demand physio!

Mo34 · #**10772** 8th October 2016, 08:10

Should I stay or should I go.

newbs16 · #**10773** 8th October 2016, 08:43

^ What do you mean?

Mo34 · #**10774** 8th October 2016, 09:47

^
Sorry newbs, I've just realised how that sounds. I was musing about going to the agricultural college open day.

Professor Willow · #**10775** 8th October 2016, 09:59

^^/^^^
That made me look twice too, hope you have a good day Mo

Silent Ninja · #**10776** 8th October 2016, 11:34

This would be a really good weekend to win the lottery.

Professor Willow · #**10777** 9th October 2016, 13:56

I sincerely hope that Casandra Nye's predictions for my week ahead are correct!

Although I think it's really unlikely

Metal Goat · #**10778** 9th October 2016, 14:08

I get paid tomorrow. I need to save loads of money this month. That makes me want to piss it all away. Maybe tomorrow morning I'll buy a load of drugs, prostitutes and gamble the rest away.

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Omar Little · #**10779** 9th October 2016, 16:37

^I remember when they let me wear one of their helmets and sit at the big steering wheel of the fire engine. They let me put on the siren and beep the horn. The fun i used to have when I was twenty five...

Omar Little · #**10780** 9th October 2016, 17:01

^I was joking about being 25. I was, like, 3.
I just love that joke template where you tell an anecdote about something you did or liked as a child, but you don't say you were a child, you let the other person assume that, then 'Boom!' you hit them with the "Oh, to be 27 again" or "The things i got up to when i was 23."
Clearly, i failed in this instance.

On the topic of firemen being heroes. Did you know that Steve Buscemi was a fireman? He rejoined his regiment(?) after 9/11 to work at Ground Zero. He refused all interviews with the reporters who spotted him cos he didn't want to distract from what was really happening.
Steve Buscemi, what a guy.

Omar Little · #**10781** 9th October 2016, 17:25

^Rightio. I think they'd have turned the hose on me if the 25yr old me had asked for a go behind the wheel.

Your son'll get to have a go on one soon, they always go round to nurseries or open day things to let the kids have a go. You could turn up and nip in when they ain't looking.

Omar Little · #**10782** 9th October 2016, 17:43

^He'll want to be a fireman for a while afterwards.

I wonder how many firemen and firewomen ended up signing up because of those visits.

Justbreathe1 · #**10783** 9th October 2016, 18:52

Thinking about what would make me feel better physically.

Professor Willow · #**10784** 9th October 2016, 19:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by flumpsy

Thinking about becoming a fireman.

Does Victoria like you to dress up?

Professor Willow · #**10785** 9th October 2016, 19:41

^That sounds very wrong

Professor Willow · #**10786** 9th October 2016, 19:51

^^

Jam · #**10787** 9th October 2016, 19:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victoria Lucas

Nah, totally innocent. He just wants to see his big hose.

Sorry, but with firemen they'll always put their careers ahead of your son. Flumps will be no different. Hose before bros.

purplerose · #**10788** 9th October 2016, 22:07

how evil teenage girls can be !
I was reading an article about a group of girls that tortured a 15 year old for four hours ! She only escaped because her attackers went to wash blood off their hands. They admitted they would have killed if she hadn't of escaped and were annoyed she got away.

What is wrong with some people !

Silent Ninja · #**10789** 9th October 2016, 22:13

Hoping my workplace has been swallowed by s sinkhole over the weekend.

Omar Little · #**10790** 9th October 2016, 22:43

I wonder what the beef is between Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. Neither of them follows the other on twitter. They never work on projects together anymore, not even as producers. They never promote the other's stand up tours/tv shows/movies/interviews, while they do promote other people's things.
There's a beef there.
I reckon Merchant outgrew Gervais to the point where he could no longer tolerate him doing certain things like bullying teenagers on twitter.

Silent Ninja · #**10791** 9th October 2016, 23:34

No lottery wins again this weekend, why can't something (or someone) good happen to me just once.

Oddity · #**10792** 10th October 2016, 00:39

Azalea · #**10793** 10th October 2016, 03:20

whether it's worth going to bed

Professor Willow · #**10794** 10th October 2016, 09:26

Is it ever possible to find the one?

Is there such a thing as the one?

Or just the one for now until another one comes along?

How do you know if you've found the one?

This makes no sense to me whatsoever

Tim.82 · #**10795** 10th October 2016, 13:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabelle Lightwood

I think I just (accidentally) flashed my vajayjay to a teenage boy.

I bet it made his day.

Dougella · #**10796** 10th October 2016, 14:38

^^ It is possible to find 'the one', but there are many people in the world who could be 'the one' for every person, if that makes any sense!

Omar Little · #**10797** 10th October 2016, 15:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1662

Is it ever possible to find the one?

Is there such a thing as the one?

Or just the one for now until another one comes along?

How do you know if you've found the one?

This makes no sense to me whatsoever

'The one' is a myth propagated by people in relationships who want to impose a special ‘higher’ meaning onto their relationships. And when such people encounter a perpetually single person, they spew out this bullshit because the truth that the eternally single present to them, that there is no ‘destined to be together’, undermines the special light in which they view their own relationships. No relationship is ‘fated’ or ‘meant to be’ and the notion that there is a ‘soulmate out there for everyone’ falls apart when you consider the people who unwillingly spend their entire lives alone.

Finding someone you are compatible with is sheer blind luck. You might have bumped into such a person tomorrow had you not spent the time reading this response, now that you did read it, you may miss them by 15 seconds. I am altering the course of your life just by typing more and more and more.

Dougella · #**10798** 10th October 2016, 15:55

^

You're right, there is no such thing as people 'destined to be together' or relationships that are 'meant to be'. It's just down to chance as to whether you meet someone, and even then it doesn't necessarily last.

anxiouslondoner · #**10799** 10th October 2016, 16:27

^I think "the one" is who you're with when you are happy enough to stop looking. There may be someone better for you out there but it doesn't matter because you are both suited to one another and want to stay together.
(Not that I've ever found them, or anyone, or am likely to)

Professor Willow · #**10800** 10th October 2016, 16:49

@Omar Little
@Dougella

I think it's purely down to chance, if two people are in the right place at the right time and hit it off they do, if they don't they don't.
But there are ways in which to influence your chances of meeting someone, like going out or online dating etc.
Any chances that do come along, I now feel, should be grabbed with both hands because the regret of not taking them is much harder to live with than trying and making a plonker of myself.

Chances are that in the five minutes it's taken to type this my 'one' has passed me by, then again he probably did that years ago