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Re: Name a rubbish superhero
The Incredible Turn Things Off And Then On Again To Fix Things Person
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#33
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Not As Funny As The Last One Man
In a bid to save the planet from spontaneous outbursts of uncontrollable laughter, NAFATLOM uses his power of being not as funny as the previous superhero to restore a dull, awkward sobriety to humanity! |
#35
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Master Procrastinator
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#36
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Batman and Robin Hood
Little does Batman realise that his new sidekick is stealing from him to give to the poor of Gotham City... |
#37
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Commander Bystander
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#38
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Wing Man (But Never the Main Man) Man
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#39
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Crap man: Anything he touches turns to poop.
Slowman: Incapable of making any movements faster than a slug. Eatman: Attempts to eat anything in sight. Microman: Is too tiny to see or hear. Offman: Automatically shuts off all tvs, and lights in any room he enters. Dissapoint Man: He just fails at anything and everything, but makes attempts anyway. Mouse man: speaks and looks suspiciously like a mouse. Vuvuzelaman: He can't do anything but play a vuvuzela. He has no need for food/water/anything else, he just does the vuvuzela. |
#40
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Captain Sarcasm
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#41
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Banana-split Man (He arrives at the scene of the crime... and splits).
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#42
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Toxic breath man. More toxic in the morning.
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#43
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Defender Do Nothing
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#44
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Corona-Boy
Has the ability to shut everything down. |
#45
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Night Worrier.
By day he works for the local newspaper. By night he worries about shit. |
#46
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From Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Suicide Boy Yodelling Pogostick Man Captain Bloodloss Cowboy Stunt Rider Disco Boy Captain Hummingbird The Lap Dance Kid The Bar Room Brawler Super Scooper Drill Sargent Boy Wet T-Shirt Contest Boy Gap-Ad Kid Cottage Cheese Man The Narrowly-Escapes-Death Kid Captain Salmon Caught-in-a-Wind-Tunnel Boy Staple Gun Kid Malfunctioning Robot with an Attitude Boy The Richard Simmons Kid The South Park Kid Stinky Man Giggling Nipple-Tweak Man Captain Luau Temper Tantrum Kid Fruit and Vegetable Man Ice Hockey Kid Irate Film Director Man Playful Licking Puppy Boy Mad Cow Man Athletic Slap on the Butt Man Ants in his Pants Boy Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Kid Not Hot But Spicy Man Ridicules People Behind Their Back Boy Captain Panic Malfunctioning Robot Doctor Shedding Cat Man Strutting Pickup Artist Boy Excitable Hamster Boy Very Enthusiastic Game Contestant Boy Presidential Candidate Man Toddler Doing Everything for the First Time Man The Mosh Pit Kid Can’t Control His Stallion Man Captain Obvious Captain Hyperactive Moth The Jitterbug Boy Thinks Everybody is on Fire Man Spineless Man Seductive Shower Boy The Salmonella Kid Bitchy Gossip Woman Magnet Man Mesmerised by Moving Objects Man The Bob Fosse Kid Chainsaw Massacre Boy Captain Morgan Runs and Throws Like a Girl Man The Copycat Kid Russian Gymnast Woman Super Rabbi Deathly Afraid of Everything Man Captain Cliché Uncoordinated Go-Go Girl Underwear Man Totally Worships Colin Boy The Chip and Dale Kid Angry New York Cop Man Delayed Reaction Man Becomes Hysterical Too Easily Girl The Happy Flasher Constantly Run Over by a Car Man Quick Rick Faking Injury for Sympathy Man Captain Coward Show-Stopping Number Boy Imaginary Friend Boy Break Up and Make Up Kid The Overly-Sensitive Kid Matrix Boy Tom Arnold Guy Who Channels the Spirit of Farm Animals Captain Streaker Man Who Mimics Everyone while under Caffeine Slappy Panicky-Ski-Jump Puppet Man The Bitter Drunk Kid Captain Flubber Captain Dandruff Elvis Kid Captain Bondage Trick Tap Dancing Kid Super Bum Rodeo Boy Captain Nosy Captain Totally Made of Springs Dog Catcher Boy Body Parts Constantly Falling Asleep Boy Captain Cossack Tae Bo Kid Captain Hair Totally Insane Old Man The Chippendale Kid Captain Frat Boy Chocolate Bunny Man Mimics Everyone Behind Their Back Boy Captain Lounge Jack Can’t Control His Legs Man Trout Man Bad Psychic Boy The Overacting Kid Hyperactive Belly-Dancer Boy Armpit Man Fashion Photographer Kid Professor Panic Captain Does The Splits at Every Moment He Can Tacky Shirt Man On the Verge of a Near Nervous Breakdown Man The Mick Jagger Kid Junkyard Dog on a Chain Kid The Lady With no Joints Captain Sarcasmo Amateur Theatre Girl Overwhelming Sexual Tension Guy |
#48
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Captain Made Of Bees
His only superpower is that he is just a big cloud of bees in the shape of a man. Abilities include gathering nectar from flowers and taking it back to his hive. |
#49
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Forgetting Appear's Birthday Man.
He has the ability to annually forget when it's Appear's Birthday. |
#50
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Toilet paper man - Throws toilet rolls as criminals as a weapon and says toilet related puns.
"Looks like you have just flushed your life away sum". |
#52
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Hugh-Man,
lives a surprisingly short, somewhat miserable existence, punctuated by infrequent bouts of flatulence and sobriety, eventually ending up in hospital at the mercy of MRSA and underqualified medics, phrases common to this 'hero' are,.. "good arse" "jesus Christ" "oh dear" and "bollox" super power seems to be the ability to defer important tasks and decisions to "tomorrow" |
#53
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Re: Name a rubbish superhero
Hyman, gone after the first battle
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