Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Silent Ninja]

It was so cold on the commute this morning that the gears stopped working on my bicycle.

[newbs16]

My nice, warm bed

[Silent Ninja]

I need to try go to bed early tonight, I need to try and sleep a bit more to claim back some energy.

[kirbycrackle]

Nothing like watching a video of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger lifting to make you feel like a bitch haha.

[anxiouslondoner]

Have I upset someone without meaning to? Or am I overreacting to an apparent silence?
Be still you overthinking brain.

[Consolida]

^ I’m sure you couldn’t upset anyone if you tried AL
I think everyone’s gone into hibernation. It’s that time of year

[Oddity]

Originally Posted by Always

My toothpaste says it is for 4-8 year olds but I mustn't have noticed when I ordered stuff months ago
I'm thinking 'what will happen if an adult uses it'.

It'll be the reverse of the film Big

[anxiouslondoner]

^^ Thanks Muggins. I think my evil mind is just fishing for opportunities to torment me again.

[Consolida]

^ The squirrels are certainly still very active in our garden. They keep digging holes in the lawn to hide their nuts!

[Jason90]

^^ cold nuts don't sound very appealing to me.

If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy.

[Mo34]

Why does every trades person that comes round have to use my loo litterely everyone of them.

[Franz of Franzylvania]

Originally Posted by Kooky Monster

I really, really want to go to tonight's Christmas carol concert but I've a million more important things I should be doing and I'm already stressed to high heaven.

Hmm, there's always next year, I guess

Sorry you weren't able to go chuck.



I'm reliving this glowing example of my conversational skills at a meeting with a recruitment agency:

"Oh, The Museum of Wigan Life, what's that?"

"Er, it's just... a museum... in Wigan... about, um... Wigan..."

[Franz of Franzylvania]

^^ true, I guess the clue is in the name. Kind of wish I'd bullshitted and said it was a museum of spider clog dancing or cat mafias or something now.

[Merritt]

Amazon: Your items will be out for delivery on Thursday.

Me: Great, then I won't have to listen out for a delivery on Wednesday.

Amazon: We decided to deliver your items on Wednesday without informing you, and now they're with that neighbour you hate having to talk to.

[Merritt]

Oh, wait, they did inform me, but Outlook decided to put those emails in the not-important folder that I forget exists, despite never having done that before.

Still means I'm going to have to see my neighbour. And he's probably going to ask me what it is. And I'm going to say it's cardboard boxes for moving. And he's going to ask where I'm moving to. And I'm going to have to tell him. And he's going to ask whether I'm renting or buying and if it's a flat or a house. And I'm going to have to awkwardly explain it to him. And I'm going to feel like my personal space has been violated and want to spend the evening drinking and then not want to see anyone for a few days.

[Merritt]

^^ True. That would indeed be actual hell.

[Selina Kyle]

urgh, nightmare :/ hate when they leave stuff at neighbours. they should just stick one of those re-delivery things through your letterbox.

Hope it goes okay talking to neighbour, am sure it will

[Mo34]

My replacement laptop charger has arrived
I struggle to use a phone/tablet for the internet. I hate hate hate typing.

[Pandapop]

Our Christmas food shop comes tonight, can't wait to just stare at it

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by Merritt

Oh, wait, they did inform me, but Outlook decided to put those emails in the not-important folder that I forget exists, despite never having done that before.

Still means I'm going to have to see my neighbour. And he's probably going to ask me what it is. And I'm going to say it's cardboard boxes for moving. And he's going to ask where I'm moving to. And I'm going to have to tell him. And he's going to ask whether I'm renting or buying and if it's a flat or a house. And I'm going to have to awkwardly explain it to him. And I'm going to feel like my personal space has been violated and want to spend the evening drinking and then not want to see anyone for a few days.

Your neighbour asks what's in your parcels ? How rude! My answer would probably be "Oh nothing important." and then I'd get away as fast as I could.

(I'd never ask someone what was in their parcel, what if it was something personal and worse still what if they told me it was a massive sex toy.)

[Merritt]

It's more a case of me worrying that I'll be asked than him being likely to ask, to be fair

In any case, turns out it was left with another neighbour who I've only ever shared polite hello's with and probably wants to be left alone as much as I do. They just knocked and gave it over with no fuss. My massive sex toy is safe from prying eyes!

[Dougella]

^ Ha, very good. That's how it should be done.

[kirbycrackle]

Cuppa Rosie lee, just got soaked through in the pissin rain .

[Silent Ninja]

Originally Posted by Silent Ninja

I need to try go to bed early tonight, I need to try and sleep a bit more to claim back some energy.

Originally Posted by biscuits

^ I need to do the same.

No energy back yet, should be in bed already now.

[Silent Ninja]

^ Is it a bit weird to quote yourself?

[anxiouslondoner]

I've got a card from a parcel delivery firm about a parcel left at my neighbour's house. I wasn't expecting anything though so it's probably a wrong address. It's stressing me out thinking about it. It's too late to go round tonight anyway.

[Clementine]

If I can’t think of any more present ideas soon it’s going to be too late to order online and I’m going to have to go *gulps* ...outside

[Father Christmas]

The pack ones are horrible! You're best of making your own they're really easy.

[Father Christmas]

Crap.. didn't meant to post as santa.

[Dougella]

^ Santa !