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View Poll Results: As above | |||
Head | 0 | 0% | |
Shoulder | 0 | 0% | |
Knees | 0 | 0% | |
Toes | 0 | 0% | |
Tongue | 1 | 10.00% | |
Scalp | 0 | 0% | |
Anus | 2 | 20.00% | |
Cornea | 0 | 0% | |
Areola | 0 | 0% | |
Perineum | 1 | 10.00% | |
Left molar | 0 | 0% | |
Sole of foot | 2 | 20.00% | |
Dover sole | 0 | 0% | |
Third nipple | 0 | 0% | |
The freckle that looks like Liz Truss | 1 | 10.00% | |
Nostil | 0 | 0% | |
Kestrel | 1 | 10.00% | |
Wheezing buttock | 1 | 10.00% | |
Drippy slip slap | 1 | 10.00% | |
Other | 0 | 0% | |
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If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it?
Important question.
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
On the wheezing buttock. I could pay Appear in pots of KFC gravy to scratch it in a futile but strangely erotic manner.
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
Ever since that unfortunate threadworm situation, I know which one I'm not picking!
This one's a toughie! I need to give this some more thought. After all, you can't rush these things! |
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
On my instep, as I discovered last night when a mosquito invaded my bedroom and my foot was protruding from the sheet.
Edit: just voted (Monday 22nd), as Tapatalk doesn't show polls and I didn't realise their was one. Sent from my 23021RAA2Y using Tapatalk Last edited by gregarious_introvert; 22nd April 2024 at 08:23. Reason: Added poll vote |
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
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WE WANT ROYALTIES. (sorry if it's too soon to make light of a stress situation) |
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
I actually can't pick
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
On Appear's right eyeball.
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
^ Clever. And moderately kinky.
^^ you can pick but it won't have any effect. Also yes. Thank you for your participation. @Lee - for wheezing body parts I also need popcorn chicken. |
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
New York City, baby.
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
What is a drippy slip slap?
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
I'm not sure myself BFG, but I'm guessing it involves a safe word.
So I've been scratching my noggin on this thread and I'm still itching for an answer. Although I do like Merritt's location answer and so I would like to have an unknown perpetual itch in a rundown service station near S****horpe (it turns out my location is too obscene to mention. Which seems appropriate given where I was thinking about scratching) |
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
I went for perineum because I thought it was a plant?
Google tells me otherwise! |
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Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it
I've voted for kestrel, as I hate having an itch, as I've usually just GOT to scratch it, ( and inevitably make it worse)
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