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Head 0 0%
Shoulder 0 0%
Knees 0 0%
Toes 0 0%
Tongue 1 10.00%
Scalp 0 0%
Anus 2 20.00%
Cornea 0 0%
Areola 0 0%
Perineum 1 10.00%
Left molar 0 0%
Sole of foot 2 20.00%
Dover sole 0 0%
Third nipple 0 0%
The freckle that looks like Liz Truss 1 10.00%
Nostil 0 0%
Kestrel 1 10.00%
Wheezing buttock 1 10.00%
Drippy slip slap 1 10.00%
Other 0 0%
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Old 19th April 2024, 23:29
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Default If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it?

Important question.
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Old 20th April 2024, 00:07
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

On the wheezing buttock. I could pay Appear in pots of KFC gravy to scratch it in a futile but strangely erotic manner.
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Old 20th April 2024, 01:29
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

Ever since that unfortunate threadworm situation, I know which one I'm not picking!

This one's a toughie! I need to give this some more thought. After all, you can't rush these things!
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Old 20th April 2024, 06:23
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

On my instep, as I discovered last night when a mosquito invaded my bedroom and my foot was protruding from the sheet.

Edit: just voted (Monday 22nd), as Tapatalk doesn't show polls and I didn't realise their was one.

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Last edited by gregarious_introvert; 22nd April 2024 at 08:23. Reason: Added poll vote
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Old 20th April 2024, 06:32
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

Quote:
Originally Posted by Appear
Important question.
Is this what your big work project is about?

WE WANT ROYALTIES.

(sorry if it's too soon to make light of a stress situation)
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Old 20th April 2024, 06:35
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

I actually can't pick
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Old 20th April 2024, 09:17
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

On Appear's right eyeball.
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Old 20th April 2024, 14:56
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

^ Clever. And moderately kinky.

^^ you can pick but it won't have any effect.

Also yes. Thank you for your participation.

@Lee - for wheezing body parts I also need popcorn chicken.
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Old 20th April 2024, 15:40
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

New York City, baby.
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Old 20th April 2024, 16:25
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

What is a drippy slip slap?
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Old 20th April 2024, 18:02
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

I'm not sure myself BFG, but I'm guessing it involves a safe word.

So I've been scratching my noggin on this thread and I'm still itching for an answer. Although I do like Merritt's location answer and so I would like to have an unknown perpetual itch in a rundown service station near S****horpe (it turns out my location is too obscene to mention. Which seems appropriate given where I was thinking about scratching)
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Old 20th April 2024, 21:25
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@Lee - for wheezing body parts I also need popcorn chicken.
You drive a hard bargain me lad.
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Old 21st April 2024, 07:45
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

I went for perineum because I thought it was a plant?

Google tells me otherwise!
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Old 21st April 2024, 14:01
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Default Re: If you had to have an itch that no scratching could help, where would you have it

I've voted for kestrel, as I hate having an itch, as I've usually just GOT to scratch it, ( and inevitably make it worse)
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