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[Kevin Hodge]

can beetles fly?

i was just in the loo. something bounced off my head and proceeded to fly around in my toilet, so i wacked it out of the air, and sent it screaming into ruin on the floor. it landed on its back and spazzed its wings about for a bit - 'til i fcked it up right to death. little bastard.

so, can beetles fly? and does anyone else want some?

[wd40mk17.4]

Beetles are the worst flying beasties, they are slow and heavy like apache helicopters, wheras wasps are the F-16's of the beastie world.

they look like they shouldnt be allowed to fly.

worst ever flying beastie that i encountered, was when i was younger and running through the woods at night ( dont ask )
and a bat flew into my face, a tiny little thing, was flopping on the floor, and it had deposited some liquid ( i presume urine ) onto my face in panic as it collided.
Not pleasant.
All flying things should be burnt with fire.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Nadia

I think you may have murdered a baby bat..now deceased

no way! it was a beetle, fo sho. i'll send you it if you want.

[Concept]

You need to be careful. Hovering dung beetles tend to make a mess of your hair if you're out and about.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by wd40mk2

Beetles are the worst flying beasties, they are slow and heavy like apache helicopters, wheras wasps are the F-16's of the beastie world.

yeah that works for me. i'm the god of the beastie world, because i fck them up with righteous fury as i see fit.

they look like they shouldnt be allowed to fly.

i sure don't allow them to fly.

worst ever flying beastie that i encountered, was when i was younger and running through the woods at night ( dont ask )
and a bat flew into my face, a tiny little thing, was flopping on the floor, and it had deposited some liquid ( i presume urine ) onto my face in panic as it collided.
Not pleasant.
All flying things should be burnt with fire.

i intervened with a beasty flight-path along those lines in my youth.

*hangs head in shame*

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Concept

You need to be careful. Hovering dung beetles tend to make a mess of your hair if you're out and about.

concept! you sexy beast!


*laughs because he is pretty much bald*

[Ninja Monkey]

Originally Posted by Concept

You need to be careful. Hovering dung beetles tend to make a mess of your hair if you're out and about.

Dung beetles are cool

[Concept]

Originally Posted by cloaca

concept! you sexy beast!


*laughs because he is pretty much bald*

Well, look at it this way then. At least you might one day have a turdulated toupe land on your head from afar. That is if one of them has a good aim. ; )

How many names have you had now Skink? 12898?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Nadia

I reckon as a precuation, can you scan it?

no, i cannot, sorry. but look - its back was split in two shiny segments and when i splatted it, thin moisture came out, just like with beetles.

anyway, bats can't make it past my defenses...my house is made out of reconditioned stealth bombers and bats can't detect it. they gather in a trough at the bottom of my wall all week, and i do a fry up on sunday for the local shanty town. they think its chicken, bless the thick little bastards

[case-sensitive]

I too once had an encounter with a winged beast of a beetle though this was upon foreign shores many miles from our land and many moons past. A wise person told me it was a scarab beetle.
I would like to say I did battle and won a courageous victory over said beast but in reality I panicked and somehow used my trusty to-hand magazine to move it back a foot beyond the sliding door which lead to the balcony before sliding the door shut in a hasty and frantic manner.
I haven't seen a beetle fly since that fatefull day and I hope never to again. Should I have slain it? Perhap but its to late for regrets. I don't share your courage cloaca.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Concept

Well, look at it this way then. At least you might one day have a turdulated toupe land on your head from afar. That is if one of them has a good aim. ; )

my lawn is covered in them

How many names have you had now Skink? 12898?

nope you missed one! aw, have another hug!

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by case-sensitive

I too once had an encounter with a winged beast of a beetle though this was upon foreign shores many miles from our land and many moons past. A wise person told me it was a scarab beetle.
I would like to say I did battle and won a courageous victory over said beast but in reality I panicked and somehow used my trusty to-hand magazine to move it back a foot beyond the sliding door which lead to the balcony before sliding the door shut in a hasty and frantic manner.
I haven't seen a beetle fly since that fatefull day and I hope never to again. Should I have slain it? Perhap but its to late for regrets. I don't share your courage cloaca.

have no shame my valiant friend. the experts view is that preventing an encounter is always the wisest choice. anything can happen in the heat of battle - only arrogance or stupidity says otherwise. i took my chances because i have a death wish.

take comfort that the little turd that troubled you will be long dead

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Nadia

TRY TO PERCEIVE,BE KIND & WONDER IF PERHAPS THEIR FAMILY AWAITS, At the end of the day it's death

i can appreciate your position nadia, but if i hadn't killed him he'd be through in my kitchen sullying the bacon i have cooling on the worktop. then tomorrow i'd start puking my guts out at work and my customers would all starve through my inability to serve them.

i crush them as their immune systems suppress the beasties in their bodies. when i die and am buried, beetledom will feast on my carcass. its the circle of life

[case-sensitive]

I take comfort from your wise and kind words. I can feel the shame of the encounter lift from my weary shoulders.

SCARAB BEETLES BEWARE!

Originally Posted by cloaca

then tomorrow i'd start puking my guts out at work and my customers would all starve through my inability to serve them.

Are the ASDA uniforms made by George?

[wd40mk17.4]

i once ate a daddy long legs. some kind of barbarian fever overtook me, is this wrong?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by I.G.

Are the ASDA uniforms made by George?

i don't think so...what's going on in that head of yours dude?

[case-sensitive]

I agree Nadia but the hope cloaca had was to save the bacon he had cooling on the worktop - which he did.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by case-sensitive

I take comfort from your wise and kind words. I can feel the shame of the encounter lift from my weary shoulders.

SCARAB BEETLES BEWARE!

i love it when wise words are also kind


c'mere you

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by wd40mk2

i once ate a daddy long legs. some kind of barbarian fever overtook me, is this wrong?

wow, did you really do that? thats insane!

may i pm you my daddy long legs story?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Nadia

I undestand & appreciate your position but have to reiterate that where there is life ther is hope

if that is true (and i don't dispute it) then it is a paradox that sometimes hope is created by snuffing out lives

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by case-sensitive

I agree Nadia but the hope cloaca had was to save the bacon he had cooling on the worktop - which he did.

i saved my bacon

Originally Posted by cloaca

what's going on in that head of yours dude?

Just an outburst of randomness. These are important questions that occur to me when doing my shopping in the Walmart conglomerate.

[case-sensitive]

Tis a paradox that can only be explained and equated unless, dare I say, life=death.

[case-sensitive]

merely that the two are the opposite sides of the same coin

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by I.G.

Just an outburst of randomness. These are important questions that occur to me when doing my shopping in the Walmart conglomerate.

phew, i thought there was something evil afoot.

i think george is like this designer guy - whereas our uniforms are made on zeta reticuli by thetan slaves, according to one of those videos in the basement right now.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Nadia

never, display the evidence

ach, it comes about that sometimes plane crash survivors must eat a fat man so that all 17 of the rest of them can have life and hope.

also, if i didn't eat bacons i wouldn't have any hope

also, if i didn't kill mosquitos then i would get malaria and then the world would be doomed. but some bacons might be saved temporarily.

[booplebum]

I like beetles