Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[jd90]

Originally Posted by Rebka

^ yeh, with the tellys today you dont put things on them you balance things on them. It’s great for practicing ballet! But I lay the telly down so that it’s flat, I mean that’s why it’s callled flatscreen, I dunno why people stand them up also laying them down means you can actually put stuff on them

hahaha yeah dumb for them to be called flatscreen upright screen works just as well... Your balance in ballet must be freaking incrediblenugget to be able to dance around on one

[Clementine]

It’s so cold out there. My walk was lovely in the bright moonlight, the cars are covered in frost and the fractal patterns it makes are so beautiful.
Time for a mug of Horlicks now

[Chess&Junkfood]

I should have stopped at one pringles. But those pringles bigwigs know what they're doing. They know full well that once you pop you can't stop. I really tried as well. I started off ok, but then like magic, my hand automatically reached into the pringles container and I was munching down a fistful of pringles.

[notanotherone02]

What... It is February? What? When? How??

Oh and it's 16 months till I can leave the toxic school environment (and yes I am counting)!! Get me out of there!!

[Rianne]

It***8217;s ten o***8217;clock. I need to stop drinking coffee and get cracking on with the day. Absolutely NO enthusiasm to do this though so I might just put the kettle on again...........

[Clementine]

Maybe I***8217;m not so paranoid. I don***8217;t know what I did. Probably just because I***8217;m such a joke of a person.

[Omar Little]

What the **** am I doing?
Had a meeting with the job centre.
Was planning on starting the conversation with a comment about how cold it was out. I was going to say "Freezing out there today, my joints feel like they're seizing up", or something like that. Get to the woman, and before I said a word she said "Freezing out there today." That was my line! What do I say now? I replied "Uh...Frozen...Me frozen...joints have all seized up."
What am I doing?
Then, towards the end of the conversation, I thought I'd say "Back out into the cold, then." I had it in mind to say that. Back out into the cold, then. Back out into the cold, then. I'm about to say it when she says "Back out into the cold, then." For ****'s sake. My brain just spluttered out words "Ah... Back... Cold... Me..."
What the **** am I doing?
Me frozen. Back cold me. Back cold me. Back cold me. Jesus.

[Omar Little]

Back cold me.

[Oddity]

I've done that so many times I've found it best to not plan anything to say

[Oddity]

Programmers on this forum should get together and write a phone app for it There's enough brain power on here to make a new forum in a week, an app should be easy

[Professor Willow]

^ There is an app called Tapatalk which I used to use but I just use Chrome now

[Oddity]

Yeah I tried Tapatalk, it's awful

[Professor Willow]

^ I found it difficult to get on with too

We need the official SAUK app

[newbs16]

I use the app, I think it's pretty user friendly and has a timeline feature which I like.

[A Whimsical Stranger]

I'm so used to navigating the main forum on my phone that I hate browsing SAUK on my desktop.

[Mo34]

I'm thinking of bed already. My heating seems to knock me out, even when it's not up high. Well that and my cold.

[Merritt]

The last few times I've used my oven it's been all smokey, and my reasoning has been 'probably just the sausage grease'. Googling about it this evening, after having a penny-drop moment of 'Hey! Sausages never used to make my oven smokey...', made me realise it's actually likely the stuff I used to clean it with not having been rinsed out properly. I cleaned my oven, like, two weeks ago. Now I understand how all those people won their Darwin awards.

[anxiouslondoner]

^ probably if you were Tom Hardy, she would. Staffies love Tom Hardy.

[Jason90]

@Biscuits Some of the random stuff you type is pure genius, I love your sense of humour.


Does anyone know how many Disneylands there are? I know of Paris, Hong Kong and Florida (I believe) but i'm not sure if there's more and google is confusing me, it is bed time in my defence.

[Sebby Debby Ding Dong]

throwing a pebble into a well, and not hearing a splash or anything

[Jason90]

Originally Posted by AireleeBray

Florida
California
Tokyo
Hong Kong
Paris

but theres different sections in each park, like Disneyland studios in paris, epcot in florida etc.

i think thats right, im so desperate to go Disneyland. are you planning on going to one?

Thanks! The whole sections bit was confusing me, there's lot's of fake ones too like nara dreamland which is creepy and derelict now. A girl i'm interested in want's to go there so i'm gonna ask which one she meant and tell her it's really expensive so i'll make her a deal. If she picks me some lottery numbers and I win i'll take her and in the mean time tell her i'd like to get to know her better. If I don't win i'll tell her I have a back up plan and explain about the time I stole a car as a kid and how I was a master criminal and jokingly ask her to help me rob a bank. Yer I overthink stuff , been putting off messaging her despite me missing out on someone I liked before because I did the same thing.

Well my sister reckons that's weird so now i'm not sure , I thought it was something different from the same million messages she's probably had, my sister could be the weird one though..

[Mr. Nobody]

missing meeting SA people,..(this place used to be quite lively many moons ago)
it's playing on my nerves a fair bit these days,
like I'm trying to relive some lost nostalgia from past meets,..
most of it's probably my own fault.

story of my life,.. everyone moves on,. but me

~ guess I just need to get out more and get my ass in gear for the new year

[Mr. Nobody]

Originally Posted by candlelight

^ why don't you arrange a meet in the Summer at a beach...nice and chilled?

yeah, I used to try that but no one ever went lol...

I'll try again soon

[Professor Willow]

How can my bf be so cold?
His nan is in hospital dying and he could not care less, he won't even go and visit her.

I'd give anything to have another five minutes with any of my grandparents

[Dougella]

^ Maybe he can't face the reality of what's happening?

[Rocket Spud]

Might have a beer

[A Whimsical Stranger]

I keep accidentally clicking on dodgy links. I have no idea how my phone isn't riddled with viruses.

[Omar Little]

Originally Posted by Galatea

Recently I was at a local market and one of the stall-holders said to me, "You're here early today."

I could have said, "Oh, well, you know what they say about the early bird" or something similar, and we might have enjoyed a conversation.

What I actually said was: "Yes."

Haha. When people state the obvious, I tend to just give a firm nod.

Originally Posted by Oddity

I've done that so many times I've found it best to not plan anything to say

Aye, probably. But sometimes the sentence-ender just forms long before the end of the conversation. It's things like this that make me glad I'm not famous. Imagine red-carpet interviews with someone like this...

[newbs16]

Originally Posted by Darth Sidious

How easy it is to talk myself out of doing things at the moment.

I know the feeling only too well. Are you okay?

[newbs16]

Maybe I'll feel better if I get up and have a shower.