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Kevin Hodge · #**2971** 17th February 2018, 21:16

I GOT CELLULITE ON MY FACE!
MY CHINS ARE ALL ABOUT DAT BASS! (no treble)
PLEASE ME WITH CHEESE
I GOT HEART DISEASE
but now for some lower case

Kevin Hodge · #**2972** 18th February 2018, 21:13

ive eaten very little today. to say this is unlike me is kind of an understatement.

Kevin Hodge · #**2973** 19th February 2018, 11:05

oh thanks pinterest, "18 colon cleanse pins we thought you'd like", i'll just stop eating my breakfast and come right over to see

Kevin Hodge · #**2974** 20th February 2018, 11:58

jim bowen actually says LOL "out loud", when addressing the fellow, can't get better than this

Jason90 · #**2975** 20th February 2018, 18:08

Jason90 · #**2976** 20th February 2018, 19:21

Long lost Gallagher brother?

Kevin Hodge · #**2977** 22nd February 2018, 11:31

just got an email from a charity i was trying to volunteer with months ago. i sent them loads of emails, did their online training, arranged references, etc etc etc, and they never got back to any of my emails. now they are saying they have some events coming up and asking if i wanna help out.

and its like, no, you suck, beat it, scram

Oddity · #**2978** 22nd February 2018, 12:06

Lorry brakes

Jason90 · #**2979** 22nd February 2018, 13:08

^ Volvo's are awesome, not that i'm biased at all having owned 8 of their car's

.

This was pretty impressive, can't remember if the car program on ch5 towed a 747 with a VW Touareg or a Porsche Cayenne but some pushback tug's at work designed to push planes can't even manage it.

Spectrelight · #**2980** 22nd February 2018, 13:12

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Originally Posted by Oddity

Lorry brakes

The collision detection thing on the newer trucks is a pain at times. It once stopped me dead going through some roadworks because it thought I was going to hit a traffic cone. But in general truck breaks are much better than car breaks.

Oddity · #**2981** 26th February 2018, 15:10

Sorry completely missed your replies

^ Do you find it a pain when someone cuts you up too? I imagine this situation would be nowhere near as satisfying with collision detection

But I'm all for anything that can stop ***** like this:
(Graphic)

Oddity · #**2982** 26th February 2018, 15:37

Rocket Spud · #**2983** 2nd March 2018, 11:07

Princess Leia life size cutout

Would be interesting to know how many here actually ponder over getting one or not

Kevin Hodge · #**2984** 2nd March 2018, 12:28

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Originally Posted by Rocket Spud

Princess Leia life size cutout

Would be interesting to know how many here actually ponder over getting one or not

its kind of weird seeing the slave leia scenes as an adult. its all like "omg she's the princess and she's been degraded and chained to that horrible monster who probably rapes her" and as a kid it was kinda like "leia has a new job where she wears a bikini, kinda like a lifeguard or something"

Merritt · #**2985** 2nd March 2018, 12:57

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Originally Posted by Oddity

It's cruel how short that is. I demand a full feature film. With Jorji. And grueling misery. And maybe some more Jorji.

flumpsy · #**2986** 2nd March 2018, 13:14

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Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

its all like "omg she's the princess and she's been degraded and chained to that horrible monster who probably rapes her"

I think miramax produced those scenes.

flumpsy · #**2987** 2nd March 2018, 13:28

Kevin Hodge · #**2988** 2nd March 2018, 13:45

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Originally Posted by flumpsy

I think miramax produced those scenes.

oh i'm with you, 100%

have you ever heard that whole narrative of quentin tarantino having a pretty obvious foot fetish, and how weinstein WORKED ON EVERY ONE OF HIS FILMS?

its quite interesting

Kevin Hodge · #**2989** 2nd March 2018, 13:47

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Originally Posted by flumpsy

i see your jabba the harvey and raise you one qreepy quentin

flumpsy · #**2990** 2nd March 2018, 14:04

^ I am off to google about that now, I hadnt heard it before

Kevin Hodge · #**2991** 2nd March 2018, 14:35

youll get results about the foot fetish thing but it was me that put the quentin/harvey connection together with that.

in a nutshell, quentin doesnt normally appear in his films, but in the one where salma hayek appears as an erotic dancer, and puts her foot in a guys mouth, pouring tequila down her leg for him to suck off her toes...

who did quentin put in that part? like, who did he choose to sit there and have salmas foot in their mouth? quentin wrote the film - he set the whole thing up. can you imagine being salma and he's like "and you are going to stand on the table and pour booze down your leg and i'll suck it off your foot", and she's like "ok sure boss" :/

anyway here are a few more casually collated exhibit Bs and Cs and so on

lol here's an article about quentins relationship with uma thurmans feet in particular

https://www.quora.com/Why-are-there-...n-Pulp-Fiction

i just cant help finding that whole salma hayek thing really cynical and when the whole weinstein connection came up i was just like "that dirty bastard...salma hayek, huh quentin? artistic reasons, eh? yeah, nice choice fella"

not hating on footcreeps, more just creepy quentin

Kevin Hodge · #**2992** 2nd March 2018, 15:03

german lesson of the day -

handschuhschneeballwerfer. it means "coward", but its literal translation is "someone who wears gloves to throw snowballs"

Kevin Hodge · #**2993** 2nd March 2018, 15:10

freezing bubbles! :0

A Whimsical Stranger · #**2994** 2nd March 2018, 15:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

german lesson of the day -

handschuhschneeballwerfer. it means "coward", but its literal translation is "someone who wears gloves to throw snowballs"

That's amazing.

Kevin Hodge · #**2995** 3rd March 2018, 01:37

^ ja ^_^

i was watching pulp fiction earlier, made me wish we could have an sauk film night. bunch of us could hang out in a tinychat and simultaneously watch an awesome film :,]

Sebby Debby Ding Dong · #**2996** 6th March 2018, 00:46

^ i thought those poops in your sig were from sauk? xD

Kevin Hodge · #**2997** 9th March 2018, 12:53

Kevin Hodge · #**2998** 9th March 2018, 20:23

Lol no, yknow i dont know if ive had a screensaver since the 90s

Its glorious tho isnt it? Our own horrible epilepsy-inducing patchwork quilt

Selina Kyle · #**2999** 10th March 2018, 18:23

Kevin Hodge · #**3000** 10th March 2018, 18:27

My loveless void usually hosts some extra pillows, a lamp, an empty glass, and a frigid hot water bottle