Adverts you hate - Page 2

*Starla* · #31 10th August 2007, 19:36

The Setanta one with the mad cockney burd screaming at the poor guy how to pronounce it. Sh is wearing an apron with only a bra underneath as well. Bloody weird and I hate her exaggerated accent.

Oh and if anyone lives in Yorkshire, you might know the pleasure Island advert with the music playing that sounds like its from a horror movie and to scare you even more a man goes at the end "what an amazing day" in a very strange deadpan voice. I bet is scares kids that advert.

Shyguy64 · #32 10th August 2007, 20:00

I hate those recent Tesco price check adverts. They seem to be on twice in one set of commercials. Drives me nuts!

julie6672 · #33 11th August 2007, 00:08

whatever happened to the 'you've been tangoed' ads?? i use to like those.

Ziggy · #34 11th August 2007, 00:17

Adsa ad's, with zelebs like Paul Whitehouse & Lisa Tarbuck working with the 'normal people' and thoroughly enjoying it, what a load of tosh.

Innervision · #35 11th August 2007, 00:59

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Originally Posted by *Starla*

The Setanta one with the mad cockney burd screaming at the poor guy how to pronounce it. Sh is wearing an apron with only a bra underneath as well. Bloody weird and I hate her exaggerated accent.

Maybe I'm going senile in my old age, but that mockney girl looks remarkably like the fake Australian who was in the Big Brother house for a week. 'Pauline' in BB, but an actress called Thaila in real life.
I've seen her in a couple of things since she was on BB.

*Starla* · #36 31st October 2007, 01:53

The Vodka advert.

I hate the way the woman says "vode - ka" like that. Russia's standard vodka or something. I hate HER, why does she talk like that and she is always on the telly saying it.

Also, I just an advert for durex vibrating ehh "rings"....:embarass:

Dee Ranged · #37 31st October 2007, 01:59

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The picture loan one "josh, your dad's found your scooter"

Who's f****** jovial about having a 25k debt?

It really bugs me too how the husband can't get a word in edgeways but the kids allowed to but into the conversation whenever he wants.

Oh I so agree with you. She drives me mad

she's so smug with her bloody perfect family - well, they're not so perfect are they, or they wouldn't be owing 25K Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Concrete_83 · #38 31st October 2007, 02:01

All adverts. I don't watch any of them any more. The only current one I am aware of is the Gorilla one playing the drums and I don't like that either!

Dee Ranged · #39 31st October 2007, 02:09

I have to turn the tv off when the Sheila's Wheels comes on. The music drives me insane

I loathe the ASDA advert with all the celebs being chummy with the workers there

I can't stand that bloke who looks like Clint Eastwood eating Aero

The Cilit Bang man should be shot

I hate all the insurance and loan adverts

But - the prize goes to 'Josh and the Scooter' That smug woman with her daft husband and spoilt kid GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*Starla* · #40 31st October 2007, 02:12

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Originally Posted by Dee Ranged

I have to turn the tv off when the Sheila's Wheels comes on. The music drives me insane

I loathe the ASDA advert with all the celebs being chummy with the workers there

I can't stand that bloke who looks like Clint Eastwood eating Aero
The Cilit Bang man should be shot

I hate all the insurance and loan adverts

But - the prize goes to 'Josh and the Scooter' That smug woman with her daft husband and spoilt kid GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I actually complained to Nestle about that advert. I was in a bad mood at the time and I just got annoyed for no good reason. Now I just think its funny when she goes "what, he was talking?"

I feel prim for complaining, wonder if you can retract complaints.

neski · #41 31st October 2007, 02:15

the aero ad, with that toss pot prancing around, and believe me im sure this opinion wouldnt differ if i was straight - hed still look like a tosser

julie6672 · #42 2nd November 2007, 13:24

all the confused dot com ads and the toilet freshener ad with the little chinese boy sitting on the bog i hate it when he says "oh no, its all gone, its all gone"
the iceland adverts

#43 2nd November 2007, 13:27

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Originally Posted by julie6672

and the toilet freshener ad with the little chinese boy sitting on the bog i hate it when he says "oh no, its all gone, its all gone"

God yeah, that ad is so bloody awful!

Dee Ranged · #44 2nd November 2007, 13:59

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Originally Posted by julie6672

all the confused dot com ads and the toilet freshener ad with the little chinese boy sitting on the bog i hate it when he says "oh no, its all gone, its all gone"
the iceland adverts

OMG! How could I have forgotten that one. - it makes me want to tear his head off

scarlet_diva · #45 2nd November 2007, 17:58

That fibre one with all those girls flying and dancing about singing about how they feel all 'light' and wonderful... clearly because they've just been to the toilet. Come on I really didn't need to know that.
How come they never use men in constipation ads I wonder. curious thing.

scarlet_diva · #46 3rd November 2007, 02:04

No it's shite.

Probably already mentioned here, but the Kerry Katona 'that's why all mums go to Iceland!!' with cheesy smile, is also particularly horrendous.

Dee Ranged · #47 3rd November 2007, 16:37

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Originally Posted by Vi

Sorry if this has been mentioned before, but I find those ads where 'celebs' supposedly worked in their local Asda for a week incredibly patronising. Especially the one with Victoria Wood, but she's always been irritating.

Oh, and that ad with Davina McCall having a phoney conversation about hair dye with "mother" (who's never seen), Norman Bates-style!

Yes, I think the Victoria Wood one is the worst one too. And Paul Whitehouse is very irritating - and he comes over as really false.

Grrrr - I hate it when Davina McCall says 'Bye Mum' in this weird cheesy voice. Ironically I read an interview with her and she doesn't get on with her mother.

Dee Ranged · #48 3rd November 2007, 16:39

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Originally Posted by scarlet_diva

No it's shite.

Probably already mentioned here, but the Kerry Katona 'that's why all mums go to Iceland!!' with cheesy smile, is also particularly horrendous.

She doesn't seem to understand what she's saying. Like someone who can't speak English. Absolutely weird!

Concrete_83 · #49 3rd November 2007, 16:41

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Originally Posted by Dee Ranged

She doesn't seem to understand what she's saying. Like someone who can't speak English. Absolutely weird!

That's a bit harsh. And I have no problem with that at all.

Dee Ranged · #50 3rd November 2007, 16:44

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Originally Posted by Grytpype

That's a bit harsh. And I have no problem with that at all.

Well, sorry if it sounded harsh, I meant she's not a very good actress, her voice is all over the place, with the emphasis on the wrong words - oh dear, I'm sounding like an elocution teacher

Concrete_83 · #51 3rd November 2007, 16:59

I was joking.

Ziggy · #52 3rd November 2007, 17:57

PC World ad's, all the staff seem like creepy stalker types.

Oatmeal · #53 5th November 2007, 21:28

Some nob from youtube appeared in my inbox as wanting to share a video with me. I can't quite describe my loathing of this atrocity.

It stars P. Diddy.

.....things go downhill from there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1TEYnCojE

coriander1992 · #54 5th November 2007, 22:14

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Originally Posted by Godfather

Everyone hates that advert, and everyone hates Mickey.

Tosser.

LOLOL

that word just makes me burst out laughing everytime I see it.
I also hate Mickey, he's too...happy looking. It's unnerving.

The Lone Stranger · #55 5th November 2007, 22:41

Lloyds tsb one with that annoying high pitched tune.

scarlet_diva · #56 21st November 2007, 20:00

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Lloyds tsb one with that annoying high pitched tune.

Oh god yeah I hate that one with a passion. Why does my bank always seem to produce ads which get right up my nose?

The Options one is pretty bad with the woman who goes on blind dates, and each guy does his singsong or chatup bit. Annoying as heck.

I hate all those 'Text-A-Sexy-Girl' adverts with all those women standing around looking really bored and just waiting for YOUR text.
On some channels like Paramount Comedy you might get 8 of those in a row during a break and they are just awwwwful.

png · #57 21st November 2007, 20:38

I hate the ad with that lecherous oven-glove driving around in his vauxhall corsa picking up female cyclists by shouting "cuh moh" out the window

Randy little asbo

Mouse · #58 21st November 2007, 22:36

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Originally Posted by pantini

I hate the ad with that lecherous oven-glove driving around in his vauxhall corsa picking up female cyclists by shouting "cuh moh" out the window

Randy little asbo

Aww I love those ads

However - "Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, go the horns on the cars in the street" I think it's sung by Dildo - THAT makes me want to kill

T · #59 21st November 2007, 22:57

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Originally Posted by Mouse

Aww I love those ads

However - "Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, go the horns on the cars in the street" I think it's sung by Dildo - THAT makes me want to kill

nope its by Simone White

Simone White: The Beep Beep Song

i like this song too

ElektroPunk Mindwarp Jelly · #60 22nd November 2007, 21:31

Post Office adverts, the latest featuring Westlife. Even when they wern't in the previous ones, the deadpan acting and ropey script made me want to go out and commit hate crimes against all national Post Office branches.