You Know You Should Get Out More When..

[mossieman]

Oh i must stop doing these before i send you all mad and you hunt me down just to shut me up

You open your door and have to break all the cobwebs so you can go through

[mossieman]

Your postman sends you a get well soon card

[Z.]

When you forget the outside world exists at all.

I'm liking these threads by the way mossieman

[mossieman]

^ Thanks jz, some of the post's on mark04's original thread made me laugh so much i though i would see what else i could come up with

[mossieman]

You notice that all the houses around you are being demolished and workmen are laying down rail tracks.

[mossieman]

You start to believe Eastenders is real

[Z.]

The zombie apocalypse has been going on for two years and you didn't know about it.

[mossieman]

The whole street leaves a note for the postman to leave any parcels with you if they are out.

[Mr. Nobody]

when : your memory foam mattress says " oh christ, not you again, don't you ever leave me alone? "

when : you find yourself trying to scoop in a parcel left at your front door by using a walking stick with some sticky tape on the end poking through the letter box.

when : you set up a skype conference call to chat to your neighbour next door about why your grass is out of control

when : your paper delivery boy scribbles a message on your copy of the guardian to ask if you are being held captive against your own will and if you need help escaping

when : the pizza delivery guy knows your secret knock code for "safe to open "

when : you use google street view to try and see who your new neighbours are that moved in 6 months ago

when : you set up a direct debit with the local chinese takeaway

[les]

I saw my next door neighbour was pushing a pram I hadn't noticed she had been pregnant

[mossieman]

Your TV starts crying and saying "i can't take this anymore i'm exhausted" every time you turn it on

[anxiouslondoner]

You can't remember which door leads to the big room with the high blue ceiling.

[mossieman]

^ mind you should that not be grey

[Mr. Nobody]

You Know You Should Get Out More When..

you keep creating multiple threads on an internet forum lol

[mossieman]

^ Oh so true

[mossieman]

When your tag name is mossieman, simples!

[mossieman]

That puppet game show actually feels like TV license money well spent and a good watch.

[shygirl40]

Originally Posted by mossieman

You start to believe Eastenders is real

Are you trying to tell me it's not?

[mossieman]

^ sorry no it's not real well except for dot she is and maybe phil & ian & alfie but otherwise no although i'm not sure myself now

[pheys]

name your houseplants
learn to dance with a sex doll
you break your last plate

[Concept]

When you create conversations between your toes.

[mossieman]

You have to bring your wheelie bin back just so you can fill it for putting back out the next day.

[AutumnLeaves]

Originally Posted by AuroraSky

It's Saturday night and you are much happier sitting in SA UK chat and having a single can of beer than being amongst the drunken hordes in the city centre (this could also be a sign of getting older )

It is - people tend to get wiser as they get older don't they! ;-)

(Drunken hordes in Weegie Land on a Saturday night ain't too appealing :-D )

[les]

OK what has happened to Woolworths? I only popped out for some pick n mix

[Between The Bars]

Originally Posted by mossieman

Your postman sends you a get well soon card

Originally Posted by les

I saw my next door neighbour was pushing a pram I hadn't noticed she had been pregnant

That happened to me too

Originally Posted by stoopkid

you start to identify with your parents

Originally Posted by pheys

name your houseplants
learn to dance with a sex doll
you break your last plate

Originally Posted by Concept

When you create conversations between your toes.

When isolation feels like the walls are closing in on you!

[shygirl40]

Originally Posted by les

OK what has happened to Woolworths? I only popped out for some pick n mix