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Oh i must stop doing these before i send you all mad and you hunt me down just to shut me up
You open your door and have to break all the cobwebs so you can go through |
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Your postman sends you a get well soon card
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When you forget the outside world exists at all.
I'm liking these threads by the way mossieman |
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^ Thanks jz, some of the post's on mark04's original thread made me laugh so much i though i would see what else i could come up with
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You notice that all the houses around you are being demolished and workmen are laying down rail tracks.
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You start to believe Eastenders is real
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The zombie apocalypse has been going on for two years and you didn't know about it.
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The whole street leaves a note for the postman to leave any parcels with you if they are out.
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when : your memory foam mattress says " oh christ, not you again, don't you ever leave me alone? "
when : you find yourself trying to scoop in a parcel left at your front door by using a walking stick with some sticky tape on the end poking through the letter box. when : you set up a skype conference call to chat to your neighbour next door about why your grass is out of control when : your paper delivery boy scribbles a message on your copy of the guardian to ask if you are being held captive against your own will and if you need help escaping when : the pizza delivery guy knows your secret knock code for "safe to open " when : you use google street view to try and see who your new neighbours are that moved in 6 months ago when : you set up a direct debit with the local chinese takeaway |
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I saw my next door neighbour was pushing a pram I hadn't noticed she had been pregnant
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Your TV starts crying and saying "i can't take this anymore i'm exhausted" every time you turn it on
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You can't remember which door leads to the big room with the high blue ceiling.
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^ mind you should that not be grey
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^ Oh so true
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When your tag name is mossieman, simples!
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That puppet game show actually feels like TV license money well spent and a good watch.
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^ sorry no it's not real well except for dot she is and maybe phil & ian & alfie but otherwise no although i'm not sure myself now
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name your houseplants
learn to dance with a sex doll you break your last plate |
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When you create conversations between your toes.
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You have to bring your wheelie bin back just so you can fill it for putting back out the next day.
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(Drunken hordes in Weegie Land on a Saturday night ain't too appealing :-D ) |
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OK what has happened to Woolworths? I only popped out for some pick n mix
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When isolation feels like the walls are closing in on you! |