10 things you shouldn't say / do :

[John]

Everyone please stand for the national anthem

[Progress]

Originally Posted by John

Everyone please stand for the national anthem

Brilliant.
All in good spirit

[Rocket Spud]

7. The Hokey Cokey

[Oatmeal]

8: Tell the athletes they should be more humble in accepting their punishment for whatever they did in their past lives.

[Progress]

9. Hey mate, you've got springs on your legs - that's cheating.

[endo_endo]

2.) bloody hell you're quiet

[fedupshy1]

Lets all do a presentation on why we are here

[Oatmeal]

3?) Right everyone, keys in the hat!

[Oatmeal]

5. Well, you must have a jolly high opinion of yourself to ignore me like that!

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Emma1234

6. Oh, look, you're blushing. Why are you blushing? Look everyone, he's gone all red haha.

[aVoice2use]

'Oh come on you lot snap out of it'

I always like to encourage!

[Oatmeal]

8) I've lugged the kareoke kit all this way and I will be deeply offended if anyone not join in

[mrbump]

9) A first date is a great excuse to use this 2 for one offer

[newbs16]

10) You're paying aren't you

[Winnie57]

10 things you shouldn't say / do :

When seeing someone's new baby for the first time:

1. "He's the image of your postman."

[flumpsy]

2. "Now that is one bloody sexy baby !"[rubs thighs]

[kirbycrackle]

3. Never mind, you can always try again :0

[Jam]

4. What the.... Cordelia, why is he black?

[kirbycrackle]

5. Hmm. Think it needs to cook a bit longer...

[flumpsy]

6. What is the cutoff point for abortion ?

[newbs16]

6. Are you going to have any more children?

[kirbycrackle]

8. I see you decided to continue sniffing glue during the pregnancy then?

[Jam]

9. At least you half know what the rapist looks like now.

[Mr. Nobody]

10. arghh,.. quick,. hit it with the newspaper or something,.. what has it done to your baby,. oh,. that is your baby, oops!

[Mr. Nobody]

10 things you shouldn't - say to your boss

1] you know, I really deserve a pay rise, if it wasn't so easy to steal from this place, I'd have left years ago.

[Dougella]

3.) Have you seen this video from the staff Christmas party, isn't that you and her from accounting coming out of the store cupboard?

[flumpsy]

5) You are a big meanie and nobody likes you. Everybody says you are a self absorbed meanie who treats objects like women. People only give you the time of day because they have to and if people act like they are warming to you ? They just want something. Oh, and yo momma wears army boots.

[Jam]

7) I'm sick, boss, can't come in today. How sick? Pretty dam sick, I'm fingering my sister.

[indiegirl1980]

4. 'My God your kid's ugly'

[Mr. Nobody]

9) you said you value honesty from your employees,..well, we've all been pretending to like you up to now,.. thankfully I won't have to do that anymore, phew!