Last thing you bought - Page 53

Cairn · #**1561** 24th April 2016, 20:55

Black Diamond Trail trekking poles

Got a fiver knocked off so they cost £54

Gotta wait 3-5 days for em to arrive from Germany now.

Indigo_ · #**1562** 24th April 2016, 21:01

They're not the ones Ichigo recommended

Cairn · #**1563** 24th April 2016, 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by HelloSunshine

They're not the ones Ichigo recommended

No shit they're not.

I do feel like I could use god damn zimmer frames at times though tbh.

Anyway, another plus side to trekking poles is that you can use them to fend off rabid Zombie sheep, foxes and cows, and belt terrorists on the train station or on public transport.

lol it's this guy who ultimately sold me on trekking poles. Can't believe that dudes 57 and knocks me into fits.

Fantastical · #**1564** 24th April 2016, 21:14

^^ Or you can use them to avoid plunging into a bog up to waist-height in December... The person with poles managed to find the shallower bit. I had no poles and thought I was following closely enough. Apparently not.

Cairn · #**1565** 24th April 2016, 21:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fantastical

^^ Or you can use them to avoid plunging into a bog up to waist-height in December... The person with poles managed to find the shallower bit. I had no poles and thought I was following closely enough. Apparently not.

laracroft · #**1566** 24th April 2016, 21:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dougella

Hehe, for some reason this makes me smile

Then listen to Shaun Keaveny on bbc 6 music in the mornings. He is very funny.

Cairn · #**1567** 24th April 2016, 21:48

lol

I havn't seen The Force Awakens yet.

Cairn · #**1568** 24th April 2016, 21:58

Costume department feck up did they?

Has Chewy gone bald and grey btw?

Cairn · #**1569** 24th April 2016, 22:17

lol

Schmosby · #**1570** 24th April 2016, 22:40

I sold 15 copies of the Force Awakens blu ray and out of those, 2 people compained that it arrived without the special artwork sleeve, even though it clealy stated that no artwork sleeve was included. It makes me wonder how they get by in life.

Cairn · #**1571** 28th April 2016, 20:10

Think she was more concerned about RPB.

I hope you did'nt get that for your boy?

He needs something more manly to dump on.

Couldn't you get a The Force Awakens potty?

Not a bad name for a potty either is it.

Specially if Flumspys made him some baby grub and sneaked in one of his home grown chilies.

Cairn · #**1572** 28th April 2016, 20:19

Put a bacon sarnie in it (not Frazzels

) then he'll deffo head for the bowl and and have a nice poo poo while he chomps on his bacon sarnie.

You could even share it with him, and finish of your half while you wipe his bum bum.

Cairn · #**1573** 28th April 2016, 21:17

A Pure Hydration Armoured Reservoir.

http://www.purehydration.com/all-pro...red-reservoir/

Chocolate Chin · #**1574** 28th April 2016, 21:27

Is that a tea spoon?

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Dawn Fades

That sounds like the beginning of a macgyveresque plan.... or the components of a student bong .

Dinky new bike pump.... (The spoon is only there for scale, Like Alanis I have no shortage of spoons)

Cairn · #**1575** 28th April 2016, 23:32

Vacuum food sealer and a griddle

Cairn · #**1576** 29th April 2016, 18:31

Who needs classic, old school candy floss, when you can have PORK floss.

Cairn · #**1577** 29th April 2016, 18:48

Oh and I bought a cheap Peter Storm packaway jacket from Blacks for £14.

Not impressed with the taping on the seams at one point so it might bloody leak. The edge of the tape on one side is about a millimetre from the stitching, so on the opposite side there's a load of tape doing bugger all. The tape should have been centered over the stitching, ffs.

I've only got £281 quid left. Need to stop spending now.

Z. · #**1578** 29th April 2016, 18:55

^ Your avatar

Oh Mayhem you crazy sonbitch

Pandapop · #**1579** 29th April 2016, 19:04

vodka

Cairn · #**1580** 29th April 2016, 19:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z.

^ Your avatar

Oh Mayhem you crazy sonbitch

Z. · #**1581** 29th April 2016, 19:52

One of his best moments:

Of course it doesn't beat the time when he live tweeted his standoff with the police

Indigo_ · #**1582** 29th April 2016, 19:53

^ I was about to say that his avatar looks like a mug shot

Z. · #**1583** 29th April 2016, 19:58

^ Jason Miller eats mugshots for breakfast.

Indigo_ · #**1584** 29th April 2016, 19:59

^ Yum

Z. · #**1585** 29th April 2016, 20:01

Nobody is safe from Miller, even if you're in Big Agnes.

Indigo_ · #**1586** 29th April 2016, 20:04

What if you're in Big Agnes, covered in onions?

Z. · #**1587** 29th April 2016, 20:07

I'm assuming onions have something to do with you and Cairn, but I have no idea what

But, no onions won't help you

Cairn · #**1588** 29th April 2016, 20:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z.

One of his best moments:

Of course it doesn't beat the time when he live tweeted his standoff with the police

One of the most hilarious ring entrances I saw was for a boxing match in Germany.

I've forgot who was fighting now, but they had vikings dancing all over the place to this shite German rock band, then they had a Japanese photographer who couldn't pronounce his r's for shit, and just sounded god awful, sing The Star Spangled Banner. Fecking hilarious.

Btw, Genki Sudo's ring entrances will take some beating.

Cairn · #**1589** 29th April 2016, 20:19

I have no idea what you pair are on about

, but you've reminded me that I forgot to buy crispy onion bits.

Indigo_ · #**1590** 29th April 2016, 20:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z.

I'm assuming onions have something to do with you and Cairn, but I have no idea what

But, no onions won't help you

He mentioned something about eating raw onion the other day