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Old 4th January 2010, 19:59
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There was a young lady called Penny
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Old 7th January 2010, 16:19
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There was a young lady called Penny
who burped again and againy
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Old 8th January 2010, 14:29
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There was a young lady called Penny
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The vicar was shocked
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Old 8th January 2010, 14:46
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There was a young lady called Penny
who burped again and againy
The vicar was shocked
As her throat got blocked
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Old 10th January 2010, 15:37
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There was a young lady called Penny
who burped again and againy
The vicar was shocked
As her throat got blocked
During his sermon about Gethsemane
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Old 20th January 2010, 19:23
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There once was a camel named Hannah
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Old 20th January 2010, 19:25
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner
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Old 20th January 2010, 23:16
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner
She said "now, no tricks!"
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Old 20th January 2010, 23:32
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner
She said "now, no tricks!"
cos i got ticks
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Old 23rd January 2010, 21:04
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There once was a camel named Hannah
I tried to ride her in a dainty manner
She said "now, no tricks!"
cos i got ticks
I thought, "Good job I've got my spanner."
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Old 23rd January 2010, 23:58
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There once was a hippo called Barney
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Old 24th January 2010, 15:23
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There once was a hippo called Barney
Who choked on a buttercup sarnie
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Old 25th January 2010, 10:39
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There once was a hippo called Barney
Who choked on a buttercup sarnie
So they called for Heimlich
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Old 31st January 2010, 16:33
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There once was a hippo called Barney
Who choked on a buttercup sarnie
So they called for Heimlich
Who did his life-saving trick
Now he'll only eat chilli con carne

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Old 31st January 2010, 20:15
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There once was a nun called annie
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Old 8th February 2010, 23:20
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There once was a nun called annie
Who wished she could be a granny
She prayed day and night
To the Lord that he might
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Old 16th February 2010, 18:47
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There once was a nun called annie
Who wished she could be a granny
She prayed day and night
To the Lord that he might
find babs at the cash n carry
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Old 16th February 2010, 18:49
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
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Old 16th February 2010, 18:55
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
and a big fat cigar like Clint
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Old 16th February 2010, 19:00
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
and a big fat cigar like Clint
but she bakes a mean cake
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Old 18th February 2010, 22:51
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My aunt had no hair and a squint
and a big fat cigar like Clint
but she bakes a mean cake
So for Heaven's sake
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Old 20th February 2010, 00:08
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^ Nice one!

I was shocked when I read in the paper
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Old 24th February 2010, 17:44
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I was shocked when I read in the paper
That Madonna had tried to Sellotape her
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Old 7th March 2010, 21:56
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster
Who for her dinner had pasta
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Old 10th March 2010, 23:23
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster
Who for her dinner had pasta
Upon inspection of her culinery
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Old 11th March 2010, 15:46
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster
Who for her dinner had pasta
Upon inspection of her culinary
skills which she learned in a nunnery
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Old 13th March 2010, 21:13
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There was a young lady from Tadcaster
Who for her dinner had pasta
Upon inspection of her culinary
skills which she learned in a nunnery
This limerick has gawn to buggery!
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Old 13th March 2010, 21:14
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I have an extremely large bottom
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Old 13th March 2010, 23:45
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I have an extremely large bottom
All the best ladies have got 'em
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Old 15th March 2010, 21:36
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I have an extremely large bottom
All the best ladies have got 'em
I like to shake it
But some people mistake it
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