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  #61  
Old 17th September 2010, 14:56
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A lovely young lady from Chile
When in England met a young man called Willie
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Old 20th September 2010, 03:17
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they went to the beach
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Old 20th September 2010, 13:54
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A lovely young lady from Chile
When in England met a young man called Willie
they went to the beach
he asked "can you reach"?
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Old 1st October 2010, 23:43
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A lovely young lady from Chile
When In England met a young man called Willie
They went to a beach
He asked "can you reach"
My penis or will you feel silly?

Sorry about that but It rhymes.
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Old 1st October 2010, 23:44
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A hairy old man called Joe
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Old 2nd October 2010, 12:54
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once decided to Denmark he'd go.
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Old 3rd October 2010, 15:23
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A hairy old man called Joe
Once decided to Denmark he'd go
He wanted to see
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Old 6th October 2010, 20:58
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A hairy old man called Joe
Once decided to Denmark he'd go
He wanted to see
someone as hairy as he
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Old 24th October 2010, 21:24
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Who always wanted to itch
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Old 26th October 2010, 02:12
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There was a young man from Ipswich
Who always wanted to itch
He scratched away
Till his nails went astray
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Old 2nd November 2010, 02:48
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There was a young man from Ipswich
Who always wanted to itch
He sratched away
Till his nails went astray
And he ended up marrying a rich bitch
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Old 2nd November 2010, 02:49
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A little old lady from Kent
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Old 2nd November 2010, 22:20
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A little old lady from Kent
Was becoming increasingly bent
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Old 3rd November 2010, 01:05
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A little old lady from Kent
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So she tried to exercise
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Old 3rd November 2010, 15:21
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There was a young woman from Ealing
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Old 4th November 2010, 15:36
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Sorry VQG - we haven't finished the last one yet.

A little old lady from Kent
Was becoming increasingly bent
So she tried to exercise
But this was most unwise
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Old 12th December 2010, 11:13
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A little old lady from Kent
Was becoming increasingly bent
So she tried to exercise
But this was most unwise
For she created a massive dent.
Which was not as she meant.
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Old 12th December 2010, 11:14
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There was a young woman from Ealing
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Old 12th December 2010, 14:58
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There was a young woman from Ealing
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But when up she stretched
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Old 15th December 2010, 01:07
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There was a young woman from Ealing
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But when up she stretched
She felt oh so wretched
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Old 19th December 2010, 00:25
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There was a young woman from Ealing
Who tried to touch the ceiling
But when up she stretched
She felt oh so wretched
And had to go for some spiritual healing
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Old 19th December 2010, 18:44
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There was a young guy stuck on Venus..
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Old 21st December 2010, 01:11
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There was a young guy stuck on Venus..
And he terribly missed England's greenness
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Old 21st December 2010, 10:46
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:D haha

There was a young guy stuck on Venus..
And he terribly missed England's greenness
So he decided to be silly
With disdain from ol' Winnie
And did an almighty big poo.

(completed for limericky brilliance)
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Old 22nd December 2010, 00:07
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There was a man from South Ham,
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Old 22nd December 2010, 18:39
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Your last line didn't rhyme

There was a man from South Ham,
Who went for a ride on a tram
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Old 22nd December 2010, 19:27
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He went off the rails

Last edited by Boc11; 22nd December 2010 at 19:28. Reason: edit conflict
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Old 23rd December 2010, 12:24
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Quote:
Your last line didn't rhyme
:o didn't think the last line needed to. But I think I'm probably wrong.

There was a man from South Ham,
Who went for a ride on a tram
He went off the rails
And set forth his sails.
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Old 26th December 2010, 11:18
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There was a month called December,
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Old 26th December 2010, 15:18
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There was a month called December
A month I hardly remember
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