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Old 26th May 2013, 10:14
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Onslow's car from Keeping up Appearances after they finished with it when the series ended.





I think it's now scrapped.
thought for a second then you'd upgraded the escort.
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Old 26th May 2013, 17:53
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thought for a second then you'd upgraded the escort.
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Old 27th May 2013, 12:51
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Old 27th May 2013, 18:24
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Old 28th May 2013, 00:58
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Apparently I won the lottery without knowing or playing and its being held in a safety deposit box in some american airport.

..Yeh.. C'mon seriously you know what realms of far fetched-ed-ness thats going into.

I dont even understand how these e-mails work but sometimes I like to quickly read them.
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Old 29th May 2013, 03:21
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Woah..

I accidentally knocked over a glass while washing up. My heart went from like 70bpm then BAM straight into 500bpm as I moved to catch it. For a brief moment it felt like the world around me was in slow-mo as I caught it flawlessly mid air below me. Although it was weird as my hands moved slowly too.

Then everything speeded up back to normal in one huge rush and left me out of breath for a mo/mildly light headed.

Wish I could tap into that kinda super power to slow things down whenever I want it. Though I fear my heart might explode if I did it too often.
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Old 29th May 2013, 11:42
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barney the staffy awkward git, why do i have to carry him to his bed his front legs in the air and his back legs dangling just cos im going out, only way i can carry him
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Old 29th May 2013, 12:36
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http://metro.co.uk/2010/11/02/grandm...#ixzz14GNG8K00





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Old 29th May 2013, 12:38
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i'd struggle to even get 20 dates let alone 200 **** buddies
you need to go after the same people she does -

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Her favourite men are those aged in their 30s or 40s, and she also likes sex parties and meeting couples.
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Old 29th May 2013, 12:42
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you need to go after the same people she does -




i know you were joking, but sadly you're probably right.

once on badoo some bug accidentally switched my profile settings from "man seeking woman" to "man seeking man" and within minutes i started getting a ridiculous amount of views from men, far more than i ever get from women

*sigh*
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Old 29th May 2013, 12:44
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If the people get lost, underneath the moonlight
Hotsy-totsy, paparazzi, hold it while I take this pic
Speak easy, rocking the feathers I’m breezy
Hope you can keep up boys, cause believe me, I’m the bee's knees.
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Old 29th May 2013, 12:47
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i know you were joking, but sadly you're probably right.

once on badoo some bug accidentally switched my profile settings from "man seeking woman" to "man seeking man" and within minutes i started getting a ridiculous amount of views from men, far more than i ever get from women

*sigh*

yeah i mean it was a joke, but its just like, try to remember what you're actually missing out on. theres only a reason to be jealous if you want a load of hairy-ass fat dudes smashing your back door in. otherwise its like being jealous of a pig that found a big pile of shit to roll in.
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Old 29th May 2013, 14:25
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Old 29th May 2013, 16:30
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Old 29th May 2013, 20:10
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http://metro.co.uk/2010/11/02/grandm...#ixzz14GNG8K00





To be fair it is a woman looking for sex. To her the world is a buffet.

OHHHHHH I WENT THERE, BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE MY MISOGYNY
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Old 30th May 2013, 02:30
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Also why isn't there an appropriate meme character to deliver ironic statements? I'm thinking it could be a polar bear wearing a jacket with a green camouflage pattern. We need a cartoonist, pronto.
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Old 30th May 2013, 10:25
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Old 31st May 2013, 10:47
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Old 31st May 2013, 10:52
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Also why isn't there an appropriate meme character to deliver ironic statements? I'm thinking it could be a polar bear wearing a jacket with a green camouflage pattern. We need a cartoonist, pronto.
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Old 31st May 2013, 16:49
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I used to think it was called me-me.
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Old 31st May 2013, 23:52
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Seperated at birth - Jimmy Carr and Roger Federer?

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Old 1st June 2013, 00:02
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Seperated at birth - Jimmy Carr and Roger Federer?

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Old 1st June 2013, 17:28
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been roped into going clubbing tonight


dont want to go tbh.


meh
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Old 1st June 2013, 22:01
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Old 1st June 2013, 22:32
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Alien cat leg syndrome.
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Old 1st June 2013, 22:35
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Old 1st June 2013, 23:16
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http://eaglesthatlooklikearsenewenger.tumblr.com/

http://capybarasthatlooklikerafaelnadal.tumblr.com/


I think I need to get out more.
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Old 1st June 2013, 23:59
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Come, they told me, per rum-pa pum-pum
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Old 2nd June 2013, 00:30
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I'm.so.jealous.




was a crap night tbh.



racist bouncers wouldn't let us into the club even though we were on guestlist.

you know it's a race thing when they let every single white person in the line before you in but when it's suddenly your turn suddenly the club is "full" or some other bullshit


in the end we went to some bar called the porterhouse, but we wern't really feeling it tbh so came home early
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Old 3rd June 2013, 02:57
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there's no secret, she's a woman who joined 13 dating sites over two years and took advantage of the opportunities that brings. I've talked to women who use dating sites, a woman can get a date for every night of the week if that's what they want.
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