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Old 21st June 2014, 08:23
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..When a cup of tea is a highlight of your day.
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Old 21st June 2014, 08:27
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When you have to sit in your chair
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Old 21st June 2014, 09:44
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When you wake up the day after having 4 beers and feel dead
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Old 21st June 2014, 09:53
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When you want your bed at about 9pm on a friday!
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Old 21st June 2014, 10:06
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you can renew your car insurance for 280 quid!
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Old 21st June 2014, 11:19
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When you watch a re-run of top of the pops 2 and notice the adult pops stars you looked up to now look like they were kids.
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Old 21st June 2014, 11:21
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When you have to sit in your chair
That's so true. Everyone I know past the age of 40 has their own chair.
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Old 21st June 2014, 12:39
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When it takes longer and longer to get out of bed the day after any exercise.
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Old 21st June 2014, 15:22
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you buy a nose hair trimmer
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Old 21st June 2014, 17:00
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When you have a selection of thermos cannisters
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Old 21st June 2014, 19:41
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Your doctor is younger than you..
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Old 21st June 2014, 19:43
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When you groan with relief when you sit down.
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Old 21st June 2014, 19:44
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When you wake up the day after having 4 beers and feel dead
Bloody hell man you're only 21!
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Old 21st June 2014, 22:18
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When you walk past a toilet and say "well I might as well have a wee now seeing as its there"
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Old 22nd June 2014, 02:52
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When you wake up the day after having 4 beers and feel dead
when your hangover lasts three times as long as your drinking :O
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Old 22nd June 2014, 07:19
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All the TV personalities you grew up with that are not dead are in jail
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Old 22nd June 2014, 12:07
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All the TV personalities you grew up with that are not dead are in jail
lol, it's true. When I watch shows from the 70's now my commentary is something like "she's dead, he died decades ago, he's in prison, his case comes up next week, etc" Bruce Forsyth seems to be the sole survivor which surprises me considering that his eyes were permanently glued to women's bums.
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Old 22nd June 2014, 14:21
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You become interested in jam making.
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Old 22nd June 2014, 16:09
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You get good value for money on your English Heritage membership.
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Old 22nd June 2014, 16:15
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Not having a clue who's no.1 in the music charts , in fact not knowing ANY of the artists in the music charts
I was going to say this. I listen occasionally but know I'm not missing anything these days.

I prefer to listen to Carpenters, Doris Day, Ella Fitzgerald etc these days and sometimes Coldplay, Alicia Keys and Rumer.
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Old 23rd June 2014, 11:08
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You realize that what is in your wardrobe is actually current fashion again
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Old 23rd June 2014, 11:09
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Ann Robinson is starting to look younger than you
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Old 24th June 2014, 08:19
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You spend all your time thinking up new "you know your .......... when" threads
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Old 24th June 2014, 08:58
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You end up spending 24 hours in A and E more times than the show is on TV
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Old 24th June 2014, 09:00
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Your too old for Mick Jagger.
or Peter Stringfellow
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Old 24th June 2014, 09:07
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^ or if you want to go the other way Demi moore
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Old 24th June 2014, 09:27
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looks like we have started a new thread old people who like young partners
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Old 24th June 2014, 10:06
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You start yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
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Old 24th June 2014, 16:01
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You start wondering about the marketing at Armitage Shanks and how they seem to be everywhere.
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Old 24th June 2014, 19:19
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

hair disappears from your scalp and appears in your ears and nose.
when you prefer coffee and tea to cola.
when you buy something you haven't bought for years and think "**** me; that used to be (like ten years previous) 25p!"
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