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  #481  
Old 7th August 2017, 20:23
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It freaks me out when you see..I don't know...Professional "insert sport" players..at 18/19, or when they are retiring at 30..and I just sit there at 31 feeling completely past it already.

Actors/people on TV..anything, "Meet steve, hes 24 married with 2 kids" ..yeah **** off I'm 31 and I've got.. lego
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Old 8th August 2017, 17:19
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Thinking to yourself that you left school 24 years ago!
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Old 8th August 2017, 17:25
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Oh don't, that's beyond frightening. 23 years for me
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Old 8th August 2017, 18:08
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... Your THIRD 10-year passport is about to run out.
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Old 8th August 2017, 18:11
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^^ I left 38 years ago
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Old 8th August 2017, 18:17
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^^ I left 38 years ago
Same here.
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Old 13th August 2017, 23:36
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39 isn't middle aged Earliest is 45, I'd say more 50 these days
Who are you calling middle aged? Middle aged starts at 56 (although I may revise that opinion after my next birthday).
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Old 21st August 2017, 23:05
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When you hear two people in your office rave about a fps game, and you just think to yourself 'I've been there', heyday of gaming circulates and the next gen come along and think their game is the best thing since sliced bread and all older games are inferior.
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Old 22nd August 2017, 21:20
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when old people don't look as old as they once did.
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Old 2nd September 2017, 20:09
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When you find you can legitimately think to yourself "I'm too old for this sh*t."
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Old 4th September 2017, 12:36
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you look in the mirror (with your glasses on, for a change) - eek!
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Old 5th September 2017, 01:56
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It hurts when you pee, your farts smell of jessica fletcher and you can instantly recall the theme tune to TAXI in your head at a moments notice.
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Old 5th September 2017, 02:04
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^ I won't ask what she's doing there! Visiting an old acquaintance not too long for this world if I know Jess.
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Old 5th September 2017, 02:04
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^ Investigating a murder of course !!

Sorry, it has to be done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QJ8ijnNxM
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Old 5th September 2017, 02:08
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^ haha, a flumpsy moment there I remember the reruns can't say I was there though...must have been like hearing matin Luther King in the flesh eh?
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Old 5th September 2017, 12:38
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I loved the Taxi theme tune..the only time I can hear 70s flute & it doesn't sound like revolting hippy s***
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Old 8th September 2017, 14:16
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When you watch films, TV shows, and most of the cast look younger than you. Even weirder when it's something you watched a while back.
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Old 8th September 2017, 14:19
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Fat Boy Slim and Zoe Ball's son Woody getting his GCSE results!
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Old 8th September 2017, 21:34
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

You're filling in a form online which asks for your date of birth and you get an error because you didn't think to put in what century you were born in. I was born in the previous millennium. You remember those good old days?
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Old 9th September 2017, 00:45
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

You start using the phrase 'back in my day' when talking about your school days/teens.
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Old 9th September 2017, 20:57
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I loved the Taxi theme tune..the only time I can hear 70s flute & it doesn't sound like revolting hippy s***
My memory is pretty bad, so can't actually recall taxi,
Hill street blues I recall, but then, Larry Carlton doing his thang on his geetar is memorable,
Also recall Rockford files music too, ~ guitar solo again,....
Ah,.. the 70's,.... when you got guitar solos on tv theme tunes
I even recall a news programme that had the rock band Mountain performing Nantucket sleighride at the start ffs
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Old 10th September 2017, 18:11
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you wonder how many more years until you need to get glasses
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Old 12th September 2017, 00:00
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My knees have been hurting all day and I sucked on an Werther's original last week.
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Old 12th September 2017, 17:11
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When you ask someone to guesstimate your age and they guessed 10 years older than you actually are ����
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Old 13th September 2017, 00:22
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

.. You think/know that most music these days is regurgitated, meaningless rubbish.
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Old 13th September 2017, 00:52
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When you ask someone to guesstimate your age and they guessed 10 years older than you actually are ����
Well, you're a year older than you were yesterday! Happy Birthday.
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Old 13th September 2017, 20:44
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Well, you're a year older than you were yesterday! Happy Birthday.

Ta
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Old 14th September 2017, 11:25
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soon you'll be able to convey your disapproval of other people's wasted mornings just by a single eyebrow raise
I like to use this technique when I visit my brother & everyone is always still mooching about in their pants with the curtains shut
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Old 14th September 2017, 21:02
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I am so old that I didn't know that people no longer swap phone numbers.

Not sure what this means for my male harem plan cos I had planned to have different bros in area codes.
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Old 15th September 2017, 05:16
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^I knew Mansfield was an anachronism - people still swap numbers in these parts (I see it happen daily at meetups). I'm happy to swap numbers with anybody, but nobody wants mine!
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