Re-definitions (or neologisms if you're fancy) game
 

We start with a word and then change a few letters to give it a new, interesting/unexpected/funny/ definition. We'll aim for a minimum of 10 redefinitions before switching it up.

E.g. we start with orgasm

And we come up with:

1. Loregasm - a sudden outburst from a franchise fan detailing all the ways a new instalment doesn't respect the franchise's lore.

2. Orchasm - the orgasm attainment gap.

3. Orgasmmmmmmmm - wishful thinking.

Let's continue with this one...

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4. Orangutasm - A form of beastiality involving ginger primates.

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5. Awegasm - Experienced by woman after a night with Jam.

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Doorjasm ~ when your junk gets caught in the crack of a closing door :screams:

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Poorgaz'm ~ the sight of an ageing and disheveled Paul Gascoigne trying to relive his past glories by trying to buy coke from an undercover policewoman in a pub.

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8. rawgasm - the joy one gets from being in the presence of raw carrots and courgettes.

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9. downpourgasm - kryptonite for rain lovers anonymous

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10. Floorspasms - Earthquake.

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11. choregasm - when he draws me like one of his French vacuum cleaners

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Boregasm : when the jiggling has gone on too long and you need to bring things swiftly to a natural conclusion.

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Sargasm: when your partner pretends that they think you are REALLY hot, :palm:

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Phworgasm: That intense feeling when you encounter someone (or something) who (that) presses all the right buttons.

Neolorgasm: The rush that you get from inventing a new word.

Origasm: The joy of erotic paper folding.

Orsigasm: What you get when you try too hard for too long.

Norgasm: When nothing turns you on. (One for the logicians amongst us.)

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Damn. This one got going. Shall we try a different word?

Stockpiling

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1. Chocpiling - my post-Easter diet.

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2. Cockpiling - when someone's chatting to fellas on Bumble, Tindr, and Plenty o'fish.

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3. clockpiling - when you keep a second set of clocks in drawer to swap over when the clocks change

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4 Smockpiling ~ the mosh pit at a morris-dance event.

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5) Sockpiling - a centipede's laundry basket

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6) Spockpiling - accumulating a large collection of Star Trek DVDs.

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7. Mockpiling - when you carry a notebook around with you to write down the ways to gently mock people the next time you see them.

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8. Flockpiling - making pillows from pigeons

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9. Frockpiling - when you wear all of your dresses at once to avoid paying the fee to take a suitcase on the plane.

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10. Crocpiling - when you take paper, a telescopic wax crayon, and telescopic tweezers to the zoo to safely make rubbings of crocodile skin to add to your collection.

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Storkpiling: What people who are paranoid about running out of margarine do. (Not to be confused with actually trying to create a pile of actual storks.)

Snotpiling: What some people do with old shoeboxes, so I am lead to believe.

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Stocksmiling - taking lots of pictures of you smiling for gradual release on your social media, despite being emotionally dead inside.

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Rockpiling - when you want to fool people with the rocks that you've got, so they forget that you're still Jenny from the block.

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^Jenny from Forest Gump?

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^ Jennifer Lopez!
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it's not like you to miss a pop culture reference, Clumsy ;) :laughing:

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Blocklockpiling - Jennifer Lopez wearing multiple hair weaves simultaneously, all purchased from her previous neighbourhood

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^^ lol shhhh Bix, don't tell everyone:laughing: