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I don't want to show off but I could actually not wear deodorant. I sometimes forget to and it doesn't make a difference. I wouldn't want to make out it makes me better than all you smelly-creviced deplorables but if your pits get ming, you won't be my king.

It probably helps that I shower every morning and am shitting lazy.

Anyway, I use whatever my partner has. (Why pay if you can be gay?)