I have always got a book 'on the go'. On my latest jaunt to the local Library I randomly picked up a book called Kalooki Nights; on the front cover it states 'masterpiece' 'funniest book from this country in years' etc.
I have never read (or attempted to) such self important, rambling rubbish in my life.
I gave up about a quarter of the way through and am now reading Deception Point, you cant fail with a bit of Dan Brown