[gregarious_introvert]

^ I'm fine with OpenOffice, but that's because it's the only free one I know (I used to use Lotus WordPro, but it literally hasn't been updated this century). LibreOffice may be better but to be honest, I use it so rarely that it probably doesn't matter.

My secret? A lucky angle with the lighting, probably - and a photo that's over a year old! I'm not actually elderly, of course, I haven't quite reached 60 yet and know at least two people who post here who are older than I am!