Thoughts only relevant at Christmas

[anewyear]

I've just found the emergency whisky glasses

Who'd like a cheesy football?

I see we have Brussel sprouts in the freezer

[Merritt]

Hope a fat bloke breaks into my house tonight. I've left a pie out just in case.

[Clumsy*]

I hope you're roasting the sprouts. They're only good that way.

[anxiouslondoner]

Oh I am looking forward to being stuck in a house with my relatives while everything is closed.

I especially hope that we get the kind of transport-halting weather that makes it impossible to escape.

Oh, socks! You shouldn't have! You're so thoughtful and good at figuring out exactly what I like.

Anyone for a glass of egg nog?

Let's all have a game of Scrabble. Or Monopoly. I'm sure there's no way that could lead to a massive argument over the rules and me wishing I was adopted.

[anxiouslondoner]

Let's douse the pudding in alcohol and set it on fire before eating it. That's a perfectly normal thing to do.

OK I've eaten the equivalent of my monthly calorific intake squared already this morning and I'm sure that will not have any long-term effects on my health or physique. I might have a mince pie or three to get ready for the real eating.

[Clumsy*]

I do love a good argument over board game rules. Also board games are only fun when you can cheat (a bit).

[Your Mum]

"Does anybody know what day it is?"

[Chess&Junkfood]

Christmas lunch with the whole family. Where for 364 days of the year there is peace and harmony within the family. Then after the sherry trifle has been scoffed, you hear the words: "You Mother Plucker! No one likes ya!' Fond memories of my Grandmother.

[biscuits]

Current Christmas thought: I wonder how many *insert Christmas food* I can fit into my mouth at once.

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by Clumsy*

I do love a good argument over board game rules. Also board games are only fun when you can cheat (a bit).

Yeah, if it's polite and civilised then it's boring