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David K · #**12421** 20th February 2017, 13:11

Offer them a drink when they arrive. Offer them a drink when you make yourself a drink. Tell them to feel free to make drinks. Drinks are key to victory.

David K · #**12422** 20th February 2017, 13:17

Just go out. Take your toothbrush with you.

Mo34 · #**12423** 20th February 2017, 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omar Little

This forum is running on fumes. I give it 2 years before it's just spambots posting.

I give it less than 2 years. 85 ppl viewing the lounge and not a poster in sight.

newbs16 · #**12424** 20th February 2017, 15:21

^ I'll be talking to myself soon. I think the forum could do with a timeline which is available when I use the app.

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David K · #**12425** 20th February 2017, 15:22

^ A timeline?

Edit: you mean like Facebook? I wouldn't like that since I don't read all the topics. I have this link bookmarked:

http://www.social-anxiety-community....hp?do=getdaily

newbs16 · #**12426** 20th February 2017, 15:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clementine

I just met the main window man (too scared to not open the door this time). He was very nice but flirty. I'm unprepared for flirty.

Who is this?

David K · #**12427** 20th February 2017, 15:37

^^ Window mans are always flirty. They're a total pane.

^ Pay it all and forget about it for a year.

David K · #**12428** 20th February 2017, 15:44

newbs16 · #**12429** 20th February 2017, 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clementine

^

I need ten minutes under the duvet now.

Edit: not like that. To hide!

Love your edit.

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Omar Little · #**12430** 20th February 2017, 18:50

^Doesn't mean it didn't happen...

I've been paranoid about someone shoving my toothbrush up their arse ever since I heard a story on The Big Breakfast when I was young. A couple had developed their holiday photos only to find there were some photos in there of two strangers in their hotel room, posing with the couple's toothbrushes shoved up their arses. The couple never had any cause to suspect anything at the time as the guys didn't steal anything, they broke in just to do that. Those guys didn't even get to see the fruits of their prank, I guess they were just happy imagining it. Crazy world...

Between The Bars · #**12431** 20th February 2017, 19:29

A dinnae ken what PPI is, but a want ma fukin share.

Omar Little · #**12432** 20th February 2017, 20:45

^^My paranoid thoughts are like viruses. Sorry. But as my gran always used to say: better to be safe than to have someone else's shit on your teeth.

Omar Little · #**12433** 20th February 2017, 20:47

Swiss Army Man. Should I watch it or not? I've exhausted every other film in the history of cinema (except for the ones that are clearly crap).

βetty · #**12434** 20th February 2017, 21:06

^ I liked it, great sound track.

Merritt · #**12435** 20th February 2017, 21:06

^^ The only thing I know about that film is that a dead Harry Potter does a trump. Would anything else you could be doing this evening rival that?

Omar Little · #**12436** 20th February 2017, 21:12

^&^^ It's the first thing that's finished torrenting, so...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merritt

does a trump.

he's ruined that word now, hasn't he? First thing I thought of was the orange idiot.

Between The Bars · #**12437** 20th February 2017, 21:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merritt

^^ The only thing I know about that film is that a dead Harry Potter does a trump. Would anything else you could be doing this evening rival that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omar Little

^&^^ It's the first thing that's finished torrenting, so...

Fuuk knows why this is on here? Sorry Omar.

he's ruined that word now, hasn't he? First thing I thought of was the orange idiot.

As for Trump, well we used to think North Korea was a threat, now it's that American twat.

David K · #**12438** 21st February 2017, 01:40

^ Go to sleep.

Professor Willow · #**12439** 21st February 2017, 13:09

More NHS cut backs, surely there can't be much left to cut?

Rummy · #**12440** 21st February 2017, 13:38

Thistlecrack out of the Cheltenham Gold Cup.

kirbycrackle · #**12441** 21st February 2017, 14:13

Sharp dressed man by Zz top is definitely my song of the day

Oddity · #**12442** 21st February 2017, 14:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1662

More NHS cut backs, surely there can't be much left to cut?

Don't worry, they'll find something

Professor Willow · #**12443** 21st February 2017, 20:15

Dammit! I need my hair cut, I look a mess

Silent Ninja · #**12444** 21st February 2017, 20:20

I'm thinking that I'm either really high on the un-likeability scale or just so dull no-one is ever going to be interested enough in me to ever become a "friend", I literally have no friends and kind of never really had.

Indigo_ · #**12445** 21st February 2017, 20:23

^ Ask him how old he thinks you are.

My class have told me I'm 50, and in some cases 100 years old. But then again, they say things like, "my dad is 12!" so their concept of age is rather sketchy.

Indigo_ · #**12446** 21st February 2017, 20:51

^ Aw

kirbycrackle · #**12447** 21st February 2017, 21:01

How repetitious life is

newbs16 · #**12448** 21st February 2017, 21:55

^ are you one?

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newbs16 · #**12449** 22nd February 2017, 10:58

^ You never know maybe one day.

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Bambos · #**12450** 22nd February 2017, 11:16

I'm a bit stuck on screens and technology at the moment, phones, laptops and the like. Forgetting the joys of reality. I really hope this is a temporary thing.