What didn't you know until recently?

[Tamara]

I didnt know until last night that the paralympics meant run parallel to.the olympics.

All my life I had though para meant paraplegic or something like that

[xTKsaucex]

that hypomania is not a controlled asset in human psychology. Somewhat of a disease in fact.

[Alex652]

That the word 'butt' is short for the word 'buttocks'. Don't know how I didn't realise that.

[Caribou]

Originally Posted by xela652

That the word 'butt' is short for the word 'buttocks'. Don't know how I didn't realise that.

I've never thought of that either

[Caribou]

Originally Posted by Tamara

I didnt know until last night that the paralympics meant run parallel to.the olympics.

All my life I had though para meant paraplegic or something like that

^ I thought this too

[Azi]

Originally Posted by Poltergeist

I've never thought of that either

Me neither, and I did linguistics at uni... For shame!

[diplodocus]

A dog can shake 70% of the water from it's fur in 4 seconds! (except I found not if you hold it's head )

[Progress]

Originally Posted by mark101

That a couple can become locked together while making love

Watching that A & E program and a nurse talking about all the things she's seen over the years.
Could you imagine how horrendously embarrassing that would be,all your neighbours seeing you carried out the house on the same stretcher

It happens to foxes all the time, but I didn't know to people.
I just think I would find it funny.

[Progress]

Originally Posted by mark101

All dogs can get locked together in the act but i'd never heard of it happening to humans

You'd find it funny?

Well it might be uncomfortable I guess, not sure how it can happen. But apart from that, yes, I think I'd just laugh.
Not getting any, that's what I find embarrassing. If she want's me so much she won't let me go, that's got to be good (but seriously, I doubt that's the reason. Did they give one?)

[Progress]

Prince Harry sometimes takes his clothes off. Utterly outrageous.

[Caribou]

Originally Posted by Progress

Prince Harry sometimes takes his clothes off. Utterly outrageous.

Unfortunately, I could only find pictures where he has his hands over the Crown Jewels

[Progress]

Originally Posted by mark101

40yr old mans sperm is useless

bollox

[iTz0kt0Bu]

Originally Posted by mark101

Nope it's all true,a 40yr old is 4 times more likely to have developed mutated genes within his load.
A 20yr olds is healthiest and then it becomes poorer quality year on year after that.

But aren't there good and bad mutations?

[Progress]

To say that

Originally Posted by mark101

40yr old mans sperm is useless

is bollox

[Rocket Spud]

Originally Posted by mark101

Absolutely,can be long life,less likely to develop some illnesses but a 40yr old will have more of the bad ones it seems.

I once thought to ask if anyone had frozen their spunk?? I knew of the deterioration thing and thought it might be a good idea to produce some samples ...... any old excuse, eh?

[iTz0kt0Bu]

[iTz0kt0Bu]

Originally Posted by Ryan_

I read somewhere that consuming a load of semen is equal to eating 2kg of steak, protein-wise.

Mmmm.

urgh, yuck.

[Omar Little]

I feel like there is a meme that should exist just for this conversation. It should be a picture of Marc Almond with a spoon in his hand and the words 'Did someone mention semen?'
(only people who know of that particular urban myth would get what I mean here)

[Omar Little]

^I heard it was two lol

[Mr. Nobody]

Originally Posted by Ryan_

I read somewhere that consuming a load of semen is equal to eating 2kg of steak, protein-wise.

Mmmm.

statements that begin " I read somehwere,..."

I also read somewhere that when you eat out, you're probably consuming some of the (disgruntled) Chef's jizz anyway, so a lot of peeps are already getting their protein already,so no need to emulate Mr. Almond's heroics.

[Reasonable Doubt]

That this coming weekend is a bank holiday weekend. I am a dozy sod.

[Alex652]

That ignorance is related to the word 'ignore'. Makes sense really!

[Mortigantoj]

^ similar to that, I only recently realised that the word 'warrior' is related to 'war' Seems obvious now!

[png]

That Sainsburys online is one of the cheapest places for CDs

[png]

on youtube, if you click 'share' then 'embed' it tells you if embedding is disabled (why do people disable embedding on random music videos? )

[Brokenx]

If it fails first time, it will more than likely fail the second time

[Dodgetimmy]

Viruses spread from moisture and are not any more likely to spread in the cold!

[Progress]

Originally Posted by mark101

This is the best way to eat spagbol

That's illegal in Italy, you must twist it with a fork on a spoon.

[Kitri]

Originally Posted by Progress

That's illegal in Italy, you must twist it with a fork on a spoon.

No spoon! You'll get lynched for using a spoon. Fork only it is!

[Progress]

Originally Posted by Kitri

No spoon! You'll get lynched for using a spoon. Fork only it is!

Oh fork!