Last thing you bought

[Percy]

A book on police ju jitsu, a book on insults and comebacks and a book on flirting

[Kooky Monster]

^ That's quite the selection!

[Percy]

It is.

[genovese]

Please say you'll use the techniques from all three books on one person

[anxiouslondoner]

King Size 13.5 Tog Duvet and covers
(not actually the last thing I bought if you include more boring things like food)

[Ronnie_Pickering]

Originally Posted by Percy

A book on police ju jitsu, a book on insults and comebacks and a book on flirting

please let me know some that I can call drivers.

[Percy]

Originally Posted by affluenza

please let me know some that I can call drivers.

Huh?

[Ronnie_Pickering]

insults, ......or flirts..

[Percy]

Oh, I'm with you now.

Will do

[Percy]

A book on elbow boxing

[biscuits]

^ that sounds painful!

I bought a passenger side windscreen wiper because this frosty weather has knackered it out.

[Percy]

A first, but it',LL be fine once I condition

[biscuits]

^ It reminds me of Cop and a Half.
What comes after L? bow! *jab*

[Mellie]

Chocolate fudge brownies and dessert pastille sweets.

[SpectralOwls]

Yum ^

[Stepford]

I just bought some Incandescent Edison Light Bulbs and retro style fabric braided cable for a 1920s breadboard style lamp I'm making.

[Percy]

A book on Thatcherism

[Stepford]

[Your Mum]

I tried to buy one of those little oranges that they have now, but I couldn't remember its name.

Me: Hello, can I have one of those little oranges please?

Shopkeeper: Mandarin?

Me: 我在找那些小桔子之

Shopkeeper: Get out of my shop.

[Percy]

A book about knife defence and a t-shirt that says " annoy a conservative, use facts and logic"

[Mellie]

A swimming costume.

[biscuits]

^^ Percy, you go through books really quickly. It takes me a year to read a paragraph.

^ hope you enjoy the swimming, Mel!

[Mellie]

If I ever actually go

[biscuits]

Getting the costume is the first step!

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Mellie

A swimming costume.

Can we see pics of you in your costume?

Originally Posted by biscuits

^^ Percy, you go through books really quickly. It takes me a year to read a paragraph.

^ hope you enjoy the swimming, Mel!

No, it takes me about a year to read a paragraph. I have a massive collection of books

[Gellerbing]

A slimer from ghostbusters model for my husband for valentines day

[Rocket Spud]

I bought this last night, whilst slightly boozy. I'm in two minds about whether to cancel. I really like the jacket but aren't sure i can carry it off - it's a bit 'flash'. I quite like the idea of wearing it with a baseball cap and hoody, just to dress it down a bit.

[Percy]

A stab vest

[Percy]

A leather jacket

[Dougella]

^ Ooh cool. But with that and the stab vest are you worrying about your safety?!