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Old 29th May 2013, 03:21
▀azza ▀azza is offline
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Woah..

I accidentally knocked over a glass while washing up. My heart went from like 70bpm then BAM straight into 500bpm as I moved to catch it. For a brief moment it felt like the world around me was in slow-mo as I caught it flawlessly mid air below me. Although it was weird as my hands moved slowly too.

Then everything speeded up back to normal in one huge rush and left me out of breath for a mo/mildly light headed.

Wish I could tap into that kinda super power to slow things down whenever I want it. Though I fear my heart might explode if I did it too often.
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Old 29th May 2013, 11:42
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barney the staffy awkward git, why do i have to carry him to his bed his front legs in the air and his back legs dangling just cos im going out, only way i can carry him
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Old 29th May 2013, 12:36
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http://metro.co.uk/2010/11/02/grandm...#ixzz14GNG8K00





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Old 29th May 2013, 12:38
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i'd struggle to even get 20 dates let alone 200 **** buddies
you need to go after the same people she does -

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Her favourite men are those aged in their 30s or 40s, and she also likes sex parties and meeting couples.
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Old 29th May 2013, 12:42
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you need to go after the same people she does -




i know you were joking, but sadly you're probably right.

once on badoo some bug accidentally switched my profile settings from "man seeking woman" to "man seeking man" and within minutes i started getting a ridiculous amount of views from men, far more than i ever get from women

*sigh*
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Old 29th May 2013, 12:47
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i know you were joking, but sadly you're probably right.

once on badoo some bug accidentally switched my profile settings from "man seeking woman" to "man seeking man" and within minutes i started getting a ridiculous amount of views from men, far more than i ever get from women

*sigh*

yeah i mean it was a joke, but its just like, try to remember what you're actually missing out on. theres only a reason to be jealous if you want a load of hairy-ass fat dudes smashing your back door in. otherwise its like being jealous of a pig that found a big pile of shit to roll in.
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Old 29th May 2013, 16:30
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Old 30th May 2013, 02:30
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Also why isn't there an appropriate meme character to deliver ironic statements? I'm thinking it could be a polar bear wearing a jacket with a green camouflage pattern. We need a cartoonist, pronto.
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Old 30th May 2013, 10:25
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Old 31st May 2013, 10:47
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Old 31st May 2013, 10:52
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Also why isn't there an appropriate meme character to deliver ironic statements? I'm thinking it could be a polar bear wearing a jacket with a green camouflage pattern. We need a cartoonist, pronto.
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Old 31st May 2013, 16:49
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I used to think it was called me-me.
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Old 31st May 2013, 23:52
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Seperated at birth - Jimmy Carr and Roger Federer?

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Old 1st June 2013, 00:02
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Seperated at birth - Jimmy Carr and Roger Federer?

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Old 1st June 2013, 17:28
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been roped into going clubbing tonight


dont want to go tbh.


meh
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Old 1st June 2013, 22:01
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Old 1st June 2013, 22:32
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Alien cat leg syndrome.
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Old 1st June 2013, 22:35
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Old 1st June 2013, 23:16
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http://eaglesthatlooklikearsenewenger.tumblr.com/

http://capybarasthatlooklikerafaelnadal.tumblr.com/


I think I need to get out more.
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Old 1st June 2013, 23:59
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Come, they told me, per rum-pa pum-pum
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Old 2nd June 2013, 00:30
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I'm.so.jealous.




was a crap night tbh.



racist bouncers wouldn't let us into the club even though we were on guestlist.

you know it's a race thing when they let every single white person in the line before you in but when it's suddenly your turn suddenly the club is "full" or some other bullshit


in the end we went to some bar called the porterhouse, but we wern't really feeling it tbh so came home early
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Old 3rd June 2013, 02:57
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there's no secret, she's a woman who joined 13 dating sites over two years and took advantage of the opportunities that brings. I've talked to women who use dating sites, a woman can get a date for every night of the week if that's what they want.
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Old 3rd June 2013, 03:00
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The woman's a damn legend. :o

I want to know her secret!


If I joined one if these damn sites I wouldn't get that kind of action and I'm in my twenties xD

(and no, getting incoherent spam messages from a bunch of copy-pasting hopefuls doesn't neccessarily translate to any actual IRL opportunities at all, before anyone says something about 'you got it made lol, you female lol')

Don't see myself as female anyway
If I had to guess I'd say her secret is indiscriminately sending out her own copy and paste messages to every man in her preferred age bracket directly offering sex in said message. Either that or she's exceptionally good at the dirty talk and any literate man who reads her stuff is automatically ensnared.
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Old 3rd June 2013, 10:44
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men are slightly less fussy online as they would be ofline,
the dating world is very competitive, most men can't afford to be too too picky

coupled with the fact that this woman is looking for no commitment (casual sex) = lots and lots and lots of attention

[personally i wouldn't go there, but there are plenty who would and do]

given that this woman is very very old and clearly lost her looks (if she had any to begin with)i would hazzard a bet that you as a woman in her 20's could easily get more attention than her despite any "weight, looks and gender issues" , [well gender issues: as long as you do not visibly look like man].

you would not even have to look for casual sex, you could look for dating and still beat a 200 meetup figure that she set
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Old 3rd June 2013, 11:24
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Old 3rd June 2013, 16:04
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Wow this must be one most dummest questions I seen.

'Explain how the average total annual household expenditure on
alcoholic drink is calculated from the numbers in the other rows
of the table.'

....ERRRRR? Multiply them? Square them? Maybe ADD them.

Thats essentially the answer though you got to word it a bit more intelligently. (Aka - Write unnecessary gas > "Add them you moron. What else you think 'total' is referring to.")

I get a whole point for that when some things are damn HARD to answer and barely want to give me 2 points sometimes.
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Old 3rd June 2013, 16:06
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Wow this must be one most dummest questions I seen.

'Explain how the average total annual household expenditure on
alcoholic drink is calculated from the numbers in the other rows
of the table.'

....ERRRRR? Multiply them? Square them? Maybe ADD them.

Thats essentially answer though you got to word it a bit more intelligently.

I am a bit insulted as some of the questions are damn HARD and you only get 2 points sometimes. This question gives me a whole point rofl for saying. 'This is the sum of ĹBeers and Lagersĺ, ĹAll wineĺ and ĹSpiritsĺ.

Rather than doing any thinking or calculations.
Stop posting on here and get on with it
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Old 3rd June 2013, 19:49
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for surelynot

http://search.bwh.harvard.edu/concou...terSexEcon.pdf


i only read the first few pages though as its a bit TL:DR


quote: "Specifically, sex is a female resource. Put another way, cultural systems will tend to endow female sexuality with value, whereas male sexuality is treated by society as relatively worthless."
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Old 3rd June 2013, 20:10
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Please stick to the SA and Relationships section for discussing dating. Any more discussion of dating will be removed.
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Old 3rd June 2013, 20:12
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but im banned from SA and Relationships section
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