Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Percy]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ Hopefully also out of parliament when he returns to the UK.

Fingers crossed

[Ronnie_Pickering]

I went to my local 'plant supermarket', just having a nosy as a place to work. And there was a woman in her dressing gown shopping. And I thought nope, not doing retail again.

[Bored]

Bananas

[The Devil, Probably.]

Women are always wearing their night clothes in public.

It's interesting that this is a uniquely female form of abject laziness and selfishness. When have you ever seen a man doing his shopping wearing pajamas? Never.

[Nanuq]

My husband occasionally goes to the local shop in pj pants. It's a weird thing to brand as selfish or lazy.
He works 70 hr weeks, so not getting changed at 10pm, to drive 5 minutes to buy some bread once in a while is probably forgivable I would think.
I personally would never go to the shop in my pjs, but then I'm probably more conscious that I would get labelled and judged if I did.

[Jen.]

My daily walks often take me through an area with a high level of students and I see boys/men out and about in their PJ bottoms/shorts, t-shirt and flip-flops/slippers all the time.

[Dougella]

Yep, I saw a man in shorts and sliders walking to the shop the other day. I don't think this is a female thing.

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by The Devil, Probably.

Women are always wearing their night clothes in public.

It's interesting that this is a uniquely female form of abject laziness and selfishness. When have you ever seen a man doing his shopping wearing pajamas? Never.

How is it selfish though?

[Jen.]

Originally Posted by Dougella

Yep, I saw a man in shorts and sliders walking to the shop the other day.

Selfish bastard.

[Dougella]

^ I just don't know how he wasn't freezing cold. I was going along in my coat, scarf and gloves (over normal clothes, not even PJs)

[anxiouslondoner]

^ was he a Geordie? In Newcastle, wearing a coat will get you cast out of society before you've even finished doing the zip up.

[Appear]

It's that time of year again when my boyfriend makes 'his stew' that has so little flavour you can taste the timeless void that preceded the Big Bang. I'm too polite to tell him this (no, really I am), so I might just leave my phone on this post next to him and leave the room. Or slip in a stock pot when he's not looking.

[biscuits]

Just blurt out:

HERBS
SPICES
SEASONING

in your sleep.

[Mike.Kzov]

^^ Aw, let me guess, do you pretend to enjoy it as well?

[choirgirl]

Who is going to get a girlfriend first? Me, AL or TD,P? I'm not holding my breath for any of us. Spud, you're not in this, because I haven't gleaned enough of your history and actually, I'd put you first in the running. You seem cheery.

[Merritt]

^ You can put me in there too if you want to bump yourselves up the ranking. I both have no chance of getting a girlfriend and actively don't want one.

[Merritt]

I'm thinking about my Spotify wrapped thing and what great taste in music I have. Well done, me.

[biscuits]

^^^ You can raffle me off to the highest bidder.

Starting the bidding off with a rice crispy found under the fridge. Do we have higher than a discarded rice crispy?

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by Merritt

I'm thinking about my Spotify wrapped thing and what great taste in music I have. Well done, me.

Oh gosh. That's back?! I'm scared to open mine.

[Jen.]

It's weird how they're so desperate to tell us about our year that they never bother to wait until the end of it.

[choirgirl]

If only I'd had a gf at when I was still briefly semi-cute. Alas. What a short time span that was. I would still have foreveraloned myself later, but still, memories and all that. And imagine accepting yourself while still young. Plus I would have felt obligated to do my duty and come out and probably rearranged my life around doing it.

[genovese]

Originally Posted by Jen.

Selfish bastard.

Ahem.
Gorgeous selfish bastard.

[Appear]

Originally Posted by biscuits

Just blurt out:

HERBS
SPICES
SEASONING

in your sleep.

It was actually really nice so now I feel bad.

I'm probably just sore that he never wants this Mediterranean style stew I've done before that has olives and no implied British nationalism.

Originally Posted by Mike.Kzov

^^ Aw, let me guess, do you pretend to enjoy it as well?

Yep. I don't even do the 'remain quiet' thing he does when I make something he doesn't like.

[biscuits]

^ We both know you’re going to passive aggressively buy him a spice rack for Christmas.

[Merritt]

Originally Posted by biscuits

Oh gosh. That's back?! I'm scared to open mine.

There's no shame in being in the top 0.01% of listeners of Rabbit by Chas & Dave.

[Ronnie_Pickering]

apparently magnesium is a key nutrient. And seemingly nothing I eat reguarly contains magnesium. People who eat porridge are okay though.

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by affluenza

apparently magnesium is a key nutrient. And seemingly nothing I eat reguarly contains magnesium. People who eat porridge are okay though.

It's a very important mineral, apparently most of the population are deficient.
One of the earliest signs of deficiency is anxiety and agitation.

[Percy]

Originally Posted by NeverWas

No they're not, there's something very wrong with them.

I eat porridge

[Indigo_]

I love porridge

[Percy]

Great minds think a like indigo