Invent a quote

[Mr. Nobody]

Invent a 'famous' quote, lofty or otherwise :

" he who doeth dishes at dusk, doth not repent as the lark awakens"

Saucrantus : AD 315

[Mr. Nobody]

One who procures many (cheap) garments from Primark,
Must inevitably (then) buy an expensive wardrobe from Ikea.

Alfred J Weldon 1992

[Kevin Hodge]

'Some people don't think sauk be like it is, but it do'

Baz Deferens

[Selina Kyle]

'She who darneth her own socks saveth much'

- Thrifty McThriftson

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by biscuits2365883

^ omg my seance worked! please tell me you have brought cordyceps back with you, as promised with your two knocks on the wardrobe last night.

Why on earth did you summon me back from my purgatory of late-naughties memes and skittish japery? Dx


It could take me some time to coalesce into a form robust enough to summon the cordyceptic one..gotta shift this hangover, first things first

[umm]

"If you can't say anything nice, you should at least try to be funny." - Anonymous louche

[anxiouslondoner]

"Two's company, three's even worse" - Ian Troverted,

[flumpsy]

"You cannot trust anything you read on an internet forum"
florence nightingale

[kirbycrackle]

' witches float, ***** sink' - Jeremiah the irksome 1422

[Apathy]

Heads up.....don't look down

[Mr. Nobody]

Violence Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence


'Man in a Cave' - 478 BC

[Kevin Hodge]

Many a quote
Births an army of sour ripostes some time after, and all but none unspoken
And the guy riposting in his head goes to bed still thinking about it, in the huff
And then farts about on his phone for a bit before crashing out

Hamish O'Dobber

[anxiouslondoner]

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't ride a donkey round the aisles of your local Morrisons without an altercation with security" - Mr Argumentative

[AireleeBray]

'she who always looks to the sky will forever fly' ~ lamo nowingz-tho

[Kevin Hodge]

"I want to go home, work is horrible and also full of twats." - Lion-o

[Mr. Nobody]

One's morning bowel movements......full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing,

Anthony Worral Thompson 1992

[Mr. Nobody]

Mr. Kipling does like exceedingly young boys,

Operation Yewtree 1993

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Vasco Da Gama

Mr. Kipling does like exceedingly young boys,

Operation Yewtree 1993

lol, savage

[greenman]

If somethings not worth doing don't even bother starting it.

G. Iveup

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[Franz of Franzylvania]

This thread reminds me of this bot, on which I've wasted many an hour I should've been doing something better:
http://inspirobot.me/

[Kevin Hodge]

^ these are grate

edit - just had a go, it's not an AI, its jaden smith

[Kevin Hodge]

"Einstein does not play dice" - god

[Selina Kyle]

'The world is made up of two kinds of people; those who actually do something and make a difference, and those who spend all day in their jammies pinning stuff about the first lot on pinterest'

- Ms. I. Ronny

[Kevin Hodge]

'Sooner will a camel pass through the eye of a needle than I watch one episode of "Friends"'

Adolf Hitler

[slrrrrp]

"Mmm you can't beat baked beans on toast"

- Anonymous




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[Kevin Hodge]

"I just the other day got***8230; an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially. They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. You got your youtube...and boobtube...a toothpaste tube"

- Obama Bin Clinton

[Kevin Hodge]

[Raven.]

"Love, peace and unity should be the goals to which everyone aspires to."
Donald Trump

[Mr. Nobody]

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Cyberdine Systems model T2

[Mr. Nobody]

"Get to the chopper!"

Mae West