Rewrite those lyrics

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Like rewriting film titles but with songs (duh).

It can just be a few lines or more. Extra points for maintaining the original rhythmic metre. I'll be checking.

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Ra Ra Rasputin, owner of a smoke machine,
On RyanAir it's an allowed carry-on.
Ra Ra Rasputin, the landing strip cannot be seen,
Cabin please brace for impact, put your masks on.

[anxiouslondoner]

^ (off-topic but)

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^ Woaaaah. Hadn't heard this. 1 and 3 are haunting. 2 I got quite into. Hopefully that's the one they play everywhere when SkyNet takes over.

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Whatever's on tonight, I just want to party with you,
Pan on the hob, alight, I'm heating up some chicken soup,
You make me feel, like, there's something else I wanted - stew?
I wanted - dumplings n' gravy running down on you

(I tweeted this at Lana Del Rey a while ago but alas no response. I was hoping to duet.)