For the Menfolk

[hgraham]

try this. concentrate on growing your beard. right now. actually will it to grow. Shut your eyes, concentrate, actually try to force those whiskers to grow.

concentrate.

again.

harder!

Do it!! Focus!!

and relax.

now realize that those same muscles you used to try and grow that beard, are the same ones necessary to poo.

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

Originally Posted by hgraham

try this. concentrate on growing your beard. right now. actually will it to grow. Shut your eyes, concentrate, actually try to force those whiskers to grow.

concentrate.

again.

harder!

Do it!! Focus!!

and relax.

now realize that those same muscles you used to try and grow that beard, are the same ones necessary to poo.

Nice 1!!

[AxelFendersson]

I do not use any of my facial muscles to poo.

[Azi]

^ Freak of nature

[-Simon-]

Dammit, going to need some clean undercrackers.

[hgraham]

well i just can't believe this thread died.

[яemus]

I've drawn mud!

[Diluted]

Pfft, thanks. Now I have a curious turtle

[José Raúl Capablanca]

Did this come to you after growing a lady beard as a result of nasty constapation?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by hgraham

try this. concentrate on growing your beard. right now. actually will it to grow. Shut your eyes, concentrate, actually try to force those whiskers to grow.

concentrate.

again.

harder!

Do it!! Focus!!

and relax.

now realize that those same muscles you used to try and grow that beard, are the same ones necessary to poo.

yo, h


i tried out your regimen, and found the process to contain a strange paradox. pooing happens naturally, as with doing a beard, and the part that we play in the process is actually a kind of straining to allow something to happen.

so, anyway...i sat on the loo to allow me to explore the corollary between the beard and poop muscles. the first time, i fainted from the sudden appearance of several thousands of tiny "hair sphincters" over my sensory horizon. the next day, (the next morning, in fact) i had come to terms with my new dilating multiltude, and managed to do a great big messy beard all over my bathroom floor.

[hgraham]

Originally Posted by seth brundle

yo, h


i tried out your regimen, and found the process to contain a strange paradox. pooing happens naturally, as with doing a beard, and the part that we play in the process is actually a kind of straining to allow something to happen.

so, anyway...i sat on the loo to allow me to explore the corollary between the beard and poop muscles. the first time, i fainted from the sudden appearance of several thousands of tiny "hair sphincters" over my sensory horizon. the next day, (the next morning, in fact) i had come to terms with my new dilating multiltude, and managed to do a great big messy beard all over my bathroom floor.

yo s

you got a corollary? did you go to the hospital? yuk, yuk.

[Rane]

Thats the last time I follow advice given on a forum, I was coughing up fur-balls for a week.

[hgraham]

Originally Posted by Rane

Thats the last time I follow advice given on a forum,

Sure it is.